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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129453
 15.06.2016
Emm, do you ask how much of reading, and do you read a lot? So that’s what you have to tell people how much you get from reading.
At least this is an interesting way to spend time without leaving the house, it is a lot. Source of information - and not only references and textbooks, but also fiction can be considered as a source of information. Only to the matter it is not so immediately adapted, well you can think about (another way not to miss), to discuss with people.
There’s something about culture and intelligence, but it’s not all books.

Have you tried not to tear the words out of context?
In the source, it was meant to force a man to read from under the sticks.
Just what of this? If there is no desire?

Do you sleep with a girl under the sticks, what’s good?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129452
 15.06.2016
And about the puffy girls in general can be forgotten because of these pimples (You will not stretch out of the shell with ticks)

Start with compliments comparing it to recognized masterpieces of ancient art. Praise the smoothness of the body lines, again. If you want, you can tell any woman how beautiful she is, if you show a little imagination.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129451
 15.06.2016
Kira-sa: So it fell the puff, goo to play the guns and stick the puff?

[ + 31 - ] [22 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129450
 15.06.2016
And my sister always on "Hello" answers "Hello". She’s always angry that she’s everywhere.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129449
 15.06.2016
Why do you need to walk on a wheelchair on a bicycle trail? And okay, if there is not usually a path nearby, but if there is a pedestrian sidewalk nearby? And what do you need to think about walking on a hill descending, and also turning along this path? And not only women suffer from this, but also men. They are also upset when asked to leave their territory.

Cats and mutual understanding

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129448
 15.06.2016
Commentary on the article on the clash of fans at Euro 2016:

This is the best street fighting championship in Europe without rules.

The answer:

Here we are in front of the entire planet.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129447
 15.06.2016
I distribute the Wag-Wai at a speed of 1 Gigabidze.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №129446
 15.06.2016
Hubble’s article “10 Rules That Allow NASA to Write Millions of Lines of Code with Minimum Errors”
xxx: I heard that the spacex UI is written in HTML. Per it all proves that it doesn’t matter which language, the most important is which programmers?
YYY: And what’s the difference, what’s the interface to deny?
zzz: Well you are flying to the ground, and on the landing page the landing button has left.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129445
 15.06.2016
Yesterday I observed a picture that I think reflects the depth and breadth of the views of a significant part of modern graduates:
There is a stack of graduates at the department who will defend themselves this year.
He witnessed the following conversation:
Ruby Blonde: "Well, I have a plagiarism in my university? Yaaah, did he write from books, not from the internet?and "
What a more intelligent brunette answers: "Now all the books are on the Internet.".
The idea that it is worth opening Wikipedia and reading what is "plagiarism" did not come to anyone! I hope they get their diplomas this year.
There will be qualified managers.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129444
 15.06.2016
Yeltsin accepted the country with collective farms and left it with mobile phones!

Zzz: Yeltsin took the country with the bandits, and left it with the Chekists.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129443
 15.06.2016
XHH: The little things are all. In the army, in the midst of colds, we were ordered to hang garlic over the barracks and carry a piece of garlic on a thread on our neck. Part looked (and smelled) like a special unit to fight vampires. There has never been such a good smell in our camp as then. Any soldier could eat a head of garlic like an apple.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129442
 15.06.2016
The Elector:

The book is 300 rubles, a bottle of beer 40. For many, the choice is obvious.

I probably don’t understand something, but why not a noble before... adult after work drink a little beer while reading a good book. With materialism and empiriocriticism, or with Engels’s correspondence with Kautsky, it is unlikely that it will go into the right throat, but with fiction, Mark Twain and even Chekhov, in my opinion, it is quite possible to combine and get double pleasure.
Personally, I don’t drink beer, I don’t like it, but I can drink tea and sometimes even cognac while reading.

You can already tremble from indignation and anger.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №129441
 15.06.2016
And I also like thin cubes on the press and dull funny fat ones. Small breasts and big ones. And brunettes and blondes (they also like red). Women are small and very tall. And in the Provocateur underwear and in cute cotton trousers. I don’t like stupid people.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129440
 15.06.2016
XXX: children in kindergarten in the police car cataly with sirenes

YYY : Why?

XXX: in the inner yard, prevention of PDD

YYY: and how?

XXX is OK. Two hours of sirens.

YYY: Many people liked it?

XXX and so on. They cried up and tried to escape the police! How I love this country.

YYY: So small, and already joking

YYY: Mentality

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129439
 15.06.2016
After the purchase of the product I receive from the online store message: "We were good with you, thank you".
What do they hint on?( by

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129438
 15.06.2016
Do not occupy the driver’s seat. Sign is bad. If you sit down, you will become the conductor.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129437
 15.06.2016
Tell me who your friend is, yes.

You know, when everybody around me is fucking me, my conscience won’t even kick if I’m fucking somebody, yes.

No one is fucking me. My conscience doesn’t eat either. They try, but not. And since I want honesty from people, I do it honestly and we have full understanding with others.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129436
 15.06.2016
M-video consultant loves to troll egeshniki.

He goes to the exams and asks with a loud whisper: Do you have anything to say?

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129435
 15.06.2016
I got a new passport on Saturday. There is no living place in the old. I came to the CON, took the ticket, began to wait. My number burned. I go to the table and there is a young man serving. I stand at 2 meters. I hear conversation.

One thought on “Can we go to the cinema?”

The CIA officer does not respond.

“As long as you get free, I will take you,” Romeo continues to insist.

I wanted to hurry him. "But if this is the case, I will show patience, I will go out for a moment, suddenly there is some kind of alliance," it shone in my head.

The guy, without worrying, generously gives compliments.

She returns his identity card, herself looks into the monitor and says loudly: "That's Danijar Serikovich! is married! My wife is Gulliver. and. and. The year of birth. The children. and. and. Begin to name x names and years of birth.

The man was confused, apparently not knowing that all the information about him in the database is available.

She asks, “Will there be more questions?”

I almost laughed, but pretended I hadn’t heard anything.

The young man retreated very quickly.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129434
 15.06.2016
One night, a drunk man came to me at the stop. It was late and there was me, a drunk man and two typical grandmothers on the bench. Suddenly I looked at the man and he started telling me what kind of homosexual I am and how he kills people like me in packs, and that he was already sitting down and not going to go back there. He told me this from five meters away, I decided to ignore him, because such a contingent is ordinary for my city. He wanted the extreme, and he began to go a quick step toward me, but I went ahead of him and struck him down with one blow, not that I was a fighter, just in his condition there was enough spring winds to lose balance. So, at the moment of the blow, I already started to hear the screams from those same grandmothers from the bench. The first thing I heard was a request to leave the stop in the direction of the reproductive organ. I reasonably thought that it was not me, but a drunk drachun, but they began to swallow their hands and threaten to challenge the police at the time. They said that they would arrest me, that this man has heart problems, and in general he is a good person, just a little over-drinking today and he was not lucky to get into such a lump and degenerate as I am.



The man later stood up and with threats to call his brother went into the depths of the courts. When he got away, the noise level from the mum dropped slightly, and the couple of minutes that I waited for the bus only and heard the repetition "no, you can't do it," "the man is good," "and this one immediately in a fight" and so on.

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