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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114799
 14.06.2015
The history of show business in the Russian Federation. Pugachev’s "mafia" and others Then you decide whether they are guilty of the current situation or not.
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The facts of the violent eviction of citizens to concerts and the sale of tickets to them under the dools of automates did not ignore (

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Googled badly. In fact, even if the concerts will not be paid to them, but to the visitors, their lives will not change very much, because of the fact. The main money they receive from state grants, subsidies and funds. Thus e. Even if you don’t listen to Cobson, you still pay him for what he sings. Plus, nobody will slip past them on the mass stage, they have long acted almost as a monopoly in their field of activity, so from some point of view, yes, the people are forced to listen to them and pay for it. Just not directly. We have a lot of things to do, not just on the stage.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114798
 14.06.2015
About collecting money for a seventh porn in space: the 21st century mystery is born: the first porn astronauts - were they in space, or was it all shot in a pavilion?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №114797
 14.06.2015
The theme of the day is forgotten.
The fan battle has passed.
Where Yumor has never seen.
has gone.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114796
 14.06.2015
Why to count other people's money, it is more pleasant and more useful to earn your own
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undisputedly. But to pay the salary in a bunch of bubbles (in the form of all kinds of taxes and deductions) by millon-mysullin (and kobzons) I don’t want to for some reason.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114795
 14.06.2015
and answers

Q: How would you react if you saw your boyfriend smell your cowards?
U: Depending on what the face smells - they may smell and wash time.
K: I would hit my foot in the face.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №114794
 14.06.2015
Ha has. The boy just sneered. Not like everybody - "apchhi!", and so on the whole street:"CHICHAAU!!!" and ?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114793
 14.06.2015
Mikhalkov hired a special man to track information about him in Lurk.
For example, this employee has to check the article "Copyright" several times a day.
And from the sub-section "Copywriters" throw out links to articles "Nikita-one percent".

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114792
 14.06.2015
I’m talking to a guy from the upper shelf. He went to Peter to bury his brother. He tells us:
We wanted to go to my sister’s house to celebrate my birthday.
Are you a lot in the family?
I alone remained.
and?
There are many sisters, but they are all grandmothers. Who will be born? Only I remained.

Not everyone immediately understood what he was talking about. The guy is convinced that genes are very important, and they are transmitted ONLY by the male line. For example, he has another brother, but he is from his mother, so it is not counted.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №114791
 14.06.2015
The school!

I’m so old that I’ve seen laptops with flop drives.

He saw him. I worked on such! The students...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114790
 14.06.2015
To the topic of kittens, a familiar professor-historic, slightly turned on the legends of King Arthur, animals are named Murgan, Murdred and Murlin.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114789
 14.06.2015
Genetics is it, it decides.! to
X: No, heredity gives about one-third of the influence on the individual, another-third on the society, and the remaining-third on the conscious efforts of the individual.
All human decisions are influenced by genetics. Even if the person is not aware of it.
Here is an example from Lenin’s story – his older brother was murdered, and he genetically inherited his hatred of the Tsarist regime from him.
XH :...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114788
 13.06.2015
Teens are saddened that the men do not want to take care of, give flowers and other things.
Men sing about the mercantility of their aunts

A couple of years "he cared for" a colleague
Rather, he then told me that he was taking care of when he saw that I was regularly carried off from work.

He sat down at the table next door and quietly read the newspapers near me, all!
Nothing more!

Then I told everyone that he had serious intentions, and I didn’t appreciate the beautiful impulses.

No, nuacho, cheap and angry: sit next to you, read the newspaper about yourself, your aunt, somehow :)))))))))))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114787
 13.06.2015
>>> Love is when a relationship is full of j@pa, and you look at the person and think: "I still don't want another".

It is no longer love, but a painful attachment. It is similar to alcoholism and drug addiction - from euphoria to breakdown. Such "love" is even treated with roughly the same means. Unlike the actual.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114786
 13.06.2015
I cannot be silent!
The clever people who invented all this stuff with time translation!(Number of 17496)
It was real.
We are not in Moscow, but in Siberia, but the problem is the same.
We had 4 hours difference with Moscow, many years as we did 3 hours, and then there was the feeling that we didn’t have that time, but somehow we got used to it.
After the spring break, we have:
1st The sun sets at 9 a.m. (it is in June). You could read until 11.
It was dark at 12.
2nd Birds sing all night (that is, what is considered night).
At 4 o’clock it is bright, the sun doesn’t let us sleep, and we don’t have cows in the millionth city to go and have fun with our breasts.
Three After work, we tricked in the past years to sunbath, the hours from 6 to 8 were perfectly warm, and without summer vacation was quite alive.
Now at 7 a.m. it is cold and darkness begins, mosquitoes and mosquitoes begin to eat.

The question is, who will benefit from this and what is the savings of electricity, if the light was not turned on in the evening?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114785
 13.06.2015
On cataclysms, the autopilot can quite say, "there is some hernia in front of asphalt, I will not go."
Ahahah, I’t even leave the house.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114784
 13.06.2015
Three more days of weekend. Please tick it now. Is it now naphira? Men's help with sofas, cranes and shelves - once a year. They roast every day! It is more rational to try to buy, chess-word, I will do so.
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Prepare lunch/dinner only during your vacation.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114783
 13.06.2015
The Preliminary:

Recently I put a wallpaper in the kitchen. One, alone, plus the load of an 8-month-old baby that lies everywhere. In the evening, she cleaned the old plus washed it all, disassembled large pieces. The next day, at night, the child clogged a large wall. One with a taboo. Perfectly succeeded. Well, in the evening I laid the baby and glued small pieces.

So, girls, if it is very hard to do - you will do one, well, even if the hands are not from the ass.
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One question, and you also hit your child with one finger?

On what side does the process of conception of a child relate to wallpapers and other household tasks?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114782
 13.06.2015
Recently I put a wallpaper in the kitchen. One, alone, plus the load of an 8-month-old baby that lies everywhere. In the evening, she cleaned the old plus washed it all, disassembled large pieces. The next day, at night, the child clogged a large wall. One with a taboo. Perfectly succeeded. Well, in the evening I laid the baby and glued small pieces.

So, girls, if it is very hard to do - you will do one, well, even if the hands are not from the ass.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114781
 13.06.2015
The majority of people are just afraid to change something in life and sit on their ass straight, not realizing that the time of their only life is irreversibly running away. Don’t be afraid, it’s hard to take the first step.
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Your advice only applies if you have nothing to lose. Personally, nothing kept me from changing not only the city, but also the country. Many have something to lose. In exchange for an unclear future?
Sorry, but the feeling of confidence and security for a person will always be stronger than anything else. somehow so.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114780
 13.06.2015
It is 17510.
This is not a relationship, it is a neurosis! Take your hands and go to the psychiatrist.
Dependence on the person who wipes your legs is treated. The faster the better. Don’t waste your time, so little!

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