xxx: in general, he is cute, smart, kind, careful, beautiful...

YYY: How cute the word "foolish" has swallowed...

Xussein: The Man
I need your ass.
Xussein: You didn’t sit in my chair for a long time and it stopped screaming.

In the kindergarten, the father came at the end of the morning of the daughter:
Did you like?
Yes, I’m running with flowers and I’m fucking.
About what?? to

to the zone:
And I can’t understand why the thief has more walking, i.e. The more honor, the more honor. According to the logic of things, if you stole and you are caught, it means that you are either a thief, or simply a human stupid.
Again, "on a citizen", this will take a man for what business, it did not work. He takes it again – and it doesn’t work again. After the third time, any imbecile will come to know that it is not his and you should try something else.
This is a recurrent thief. Many times caught and seated) from colleagues respect and respect. The paradox, right?

I have a friend who lives on the outskirts of the city, in new buildings. The road was placed there, but only on the main as it was consistent and remained, and you can turn the electricity in the neighboring village, and this is for three of these from the city. On the way out, of course, the goats always stand. Well, a friend went to the road late at night, scattered the mark, and it became intermittent. The gays came in the morning, officels. Called the roadmen - they painted. My friend came out at night and broke everything up again. This has been going on for a week, and the system has been curved - it has been interrupted.

Between the cars, you say... Well, and how? Probably smoking standing on the car trail.
and...
Immediately you can see, Chelvoek saw trains only on the picture and only goods.
Between the wagons in any passenger train there is a small passage, in which you can even split up two... and there is quite real to stand, smoke and even drive ) and some are there...

The whole essence of modern dating sites:
I will get acquainted with the city, preferably high, well-established, necessarily with higher education, own living space without harmful habits.
About Me: Two Tits

How to read a textbook
If in the collective of authors there are the names of Kniheva and Neživa?

It was probably a bad idea to paint smiling roses on the eggs in the refrigerator.
My husband came overnight and opened the refrigerator.
Long thought...

Q: Do you still believe that in porn movies the main characters then get married?
WOW: At the end of the film, they may get married... and who has watched it?

As the saying goes, in every happy family should be a comfort, joy and shrinkage))

xxx: I asked about the shortcomings of work in Google
yyy: 32-inch monitor boasts views of the mountains
by Habr

How can you be late to work? What about you at 10?
so accurate
I am not late until 7am, so I can sleep until 8am.! to
I sleep calmly until eight in the morning.
Do you not have time at 10?
Because after 8 I sleep restlessly.

X: TVs are not broken, the picture is blossoming, but not. Here is the producer of televisions - well, how to force these consumers to take their telephone to the laundry and buy a new one? How?? In these plagues, ideas like curved screens are born and compared with breasts. These ideas are generated by specially trained villains, sophisticated in understanding human psychology.

In some cases, dismissal is perceived not just as a dembel, but as a real yuri day :)

Brochures of the store "MosColorTorg", which are distributed by African students, hint on slave trade.

Sorry, I could not stand:
It is....
He spent the night with his faithful, and she blows for the third day in a row for an unknown reason, small cages arranged - tired to itching in the brain. I get up in the morning, in general, cooking, and she turns around the circle and says:
Fried potatoes for breakfast are harmful foods, the first meal should not be heavy.
“Dear, but your first meal was delicious, sweet and nutritious.
...??? to
What else can be the brains?

We won’t talk the second day.
It is....

Bro, go fuck this stupid chicken without hinting on the chicken. I also had this in my youth, changed to normal - eighth year I am happy.

Infra: I don’t shave
Lone at all?
Infra: Yes
Infra: I don’t see any sense in that.
Sphere: Infra, girls more pleasant to do
Infra: I am not being mined
Infra: Just don’t say what’s because of this.

The Crimean government reports that most of the humanitarian aid for Crimea has been stolen. It has never been so, and here again.

The summer air. And your writing about diplomas.
The tomb, pl Ordzhonikidze, general staff of the school, 1995-th. Diplomas were written overnight, and when the city was shrinking, they went to the roof (there were 11 floors). A light village girl was there, and her father taught her to whisper in two fingers. We closed our ears, saving the membranes. A whist and we wait: someone whispered in response in the silence of the city, a whisper - and someone whispered on the car, a whisper - a scream: "Hello, hello to the night of the tomb."
A wonderful student.