I rested with the children once and there was a mother with a daughter from Permi.
Well, and my youngest - as it is a child and breaks the truth of the uterus asks with a blue eye:
Are you talking like real guys?
)))))))))))))))))

Two friends are talking:
Did you watch Interstellar too? Remember, at the end, when the protagonist met himself in the past and his daughter? I think, but how does that fit with physics?
Don’t think, you are crying!

Is your name a dog?
Just a dog.
And the cat?
and small.
Why is?
The dog appeared later.

What can be prepared with milk?

XXX: We have a lot of it.

YYY : Kalanchoe

XXX is the norm.)

Yyy: I am the host))))))))))

X: Where are you fucking?
Y: Very late, terrible traffic jams.
X: There is no block, I just watched it!
Sanj, your yandex lies and does not red.

My child was raised by a cat. If you give him a box of toys, he will play a box.

I was feeding pigeons today, a woman was passing by. She says - girl, why do you feed them, let them catch fish, or they are quite lazy. Ugly people! I was presented directly as a pigeon, a chickpeas chickpeas chickpeas in water. And it runs out in a mini-chip.

As they say, you will not be filled with words. You speak outwardly, not inside.

- Of all the countries of the world, only in Russia there is free wi-fi in the subway, which the authorities so proudly stated, but there is no one, his mother, the toilet!!! to
There’s internet, there’s shit in the comments :)

Here, the girls pump their breasts, put on decoilers, shorts and spikes, and then get upset that men only need one thing.
It’s like standing behind an orange deck and complaining that no one is asking for a book.

Is there only one city on the planet? There is no job in this - move to another. Yes, maybe the money to move will have to be raised by working as a manager. But everything is real.

You don’t have a car or a yard, so you can go to the moon. And people have apartments, cars, houses, garages. Yes, temporarily with work is bad, but all this to sell out quickly and get stuck in the not rubber, which you are all trembling on? This is such a doubtful happiness.

Husband and wife go to the house and argue.
The husband:
Everyone has travelled...
The Wife:
Nothing passed, nothing passed.
The husband:
– Turn to the dacha, bl. e, I say, we passed...

In Kazakhstan, one of the companies that sells Apple products is called iPont.
The Apple XD

A minute of liquid: there are combined oral contraceptives, COCs, with estrogens and progestin, usually drunk according to the scheme of 21 days of intake + 7 days of break, provoke menstrual-like bleeding, regular (with an accuracy of up to half an hour) and painless. Sometimes they are taken without interruption, which allows you to suppress bleeding in general, do so after consulting a doctor and not longer than several cycles.
And there are also purely prostagenic, take them non-stop, and there is either no bleeding at all, or very weak and completely irregular (a day a week, for example).
Oral contraceptives are selected individually and it is necessary to monitor hormones and platelets once every six months against the background of reception.
And girls and boys need to know about this, because the health of partners and family planning is important.

All goodness, knowledge, life without pain, fireworks sex, desirable children.

Sometimes my wife ordered something on e-bay (I don’t remember anymore) 2-3 weeks before the wedding. The package went, we got married, and now is the time to pick up. Since she changed her surname, she took the news about the marriage with her, standing in line (from 10:00 to 14:00). Then she says she can’t get the package (the name is not that). Showing the SV-VO, she replied: girl, go to the natarian and make a mandate on yourself and then come!!! The Russian Post is surprising more and more!

The six-year-old son first tried the fungus and said:
"Now it is clear why this food is called -"Fu...WHAT FOR....""

Farewell to Sir Christopher Lee! Send a greeting to Professor.

Women have always been more adaptive. So not everyone who couldn’t get along in the 90s was just bullshit.
— — — —
Fuck, an excuse for alcoholism and bullying. That is to say, the woman, if she is, will be angry and not broken, there is nothing precious about the male ego, and the females are all straight flowers gentle with their ego-go-go. Don’t let the shit happen. and all. The children in the nursery, the wife in three shifts to the market as a slave, and to lay on the couch with the watermelon and with his ego-go-go was to show the world what hero he rejected.
Fucking... It’s really shit.

Are we going to play in vain by the phone?
to go. You are where?
In depression and away from alcoholism.
and mm. What about you?
Mortgage, guilt and the burden of lived years.
Oh yes yes. Continue to. I am already touching my philologist's degree and sad.
“I slowly sit in the corner and, hugging my knees with my hands, think about what I’ve done with my life. She is worthless and lost by me.
I cried and smoked.

Especially cute in the series heroines find pregnancy.
She will inevitably faint, call the doctor, and one of her, lying somewhere on the couch with all the honest people, reports that she is pregnant for months and so five years.
No examination or analysis. No other signs. This is how myths are created.
At work, a young woman got married. Everyone complains that he’s getting fat.
And the waist is something rounded, and she is spinning, but no point. We hinted to her about a possible pregnancy, and she didn’t believe it. They took her to the doctor. 22 weeks already.
If someone is not in the topic, the pregnancy lasts 40 weeks.
And she was surprised - I did not get sick, I did not faint.