I’m in the subway, a old grandmother is sitting next to me... her legs can’t get to the floor.
A young couple with a child in a wheelchair. The lady has a naked lumbar, on which a complicated tattoo of 15 centimeters... is not clear about what, but very detailed. Suddenly, the grandmother pointing with an old finger to the tattoo, something began to lick. Her husband and wife looked at her, but didn’t know what she wanted. But the train stopped, the grandmother cleverly jumped up and ran to the lady, pulled out a wet towel and began to rub her tattoo... saying - Girl, you were somewhere dirty in the oil... what the lady's husband said... - Thank you grandmother, but it won't help. The oil in her head...
Everyone in the car was in a good mood, even the beauty with the oil in the head.

General - I build the soldiers: "I wish you health!"
And then each of the soldiers thought that if you scream, "Go on the shit!This will not be heard in the crowd.

The online game.

In the character nickname is allowed the symbol "*"?
This is great!

In the crowd of all kinds of "**MUSSA MUSECKA**" and "K*I*S*S*K*A" pleased the character "select * from db"...

Requiem: I want to do climbing from September
Requiem: how to combine with the artist
Requiem: More work
Pozer: I want to do business with HS as I combine with Russia

other
How is she dealing?
I am
Evacuation of warehouses with explosive materials.
I am
I want to find a picture of the labyrinth from the children's magazine on the Internet)
I am
It’s too simple to get...

Q: Well, and when do you have monthly?
J: Your happiness that you are far from me, or would have gotten on the head for such questions!!! to
M: Ah, that means right now?

Arashi: Balin congratulated on his birthday
At first, I remembered the phone of Daddy.
Dad has a birthday!!! to

XXX: I’m going to do my own.
YYY : Why?
xxx: I just want to
YYY: What are you going to do?
XXX: Have you decided what you want?
Yyy: you want to, I’m just tossing you with a needle)))))

There are a boy and a girl. The boy holds the yogurt, both read the label. The girl said, “Lisha, you are a fool? It cannot be eaten, you see it written: there are preservatives. It is cancer!” The guy said, “What? Cancer: “Are you stupid or you’re pretending?” by Kan! by Sir! by Van! and you! From the word “cancer” – cancer!” the guy: “A-a-a...” He puts off the yogurt.

Sheep (20:35:02 27/06/2010)
I do not drink

Sheep (20:35:05 27/06/2010)
not smoking

Sheep (20:35:10 27/06/2010)
by civil

olenenokaiho (20:35:45 27/06/2010)
Looking for a good boyfriend.

olenenokaiho (20:35:59 27/06/2010)
Once on such sacrifices for him went.

Sheep (20:36:07 27/06/2010)
In which?

olenenokaiho (20:36:15 27/06/2010)
Sheep (20:35:02 27/06/2010)
I do not drink
Sheep (20:35:05 27/06/2010)
not smoking

Sheep (20:36:29 27/06/2010)
= – O

Sheep (20:36:37 27/06/2010)
What is a sheep????????????? to

olenenokaiho (20:37:36 27/06/2010)
OSECA

OstinPawers: On the exam, I was asked about my family.
Extreme and what? =))
OstinPawers: The question is why the birth rate is so low.
OstinPawers: Well I say I want 7 girls and 6 boys
Extremist: Did he say that?
The Extreme:
OstinPawers: It is, and if seriously
OstinPawers: I say: Well I will work, my wife will work...
OstinPawers: And suddenly it took her
OstinPawers: Who will raise the children?
OstinPawers: I am talking
OstinPawers: Well wife, I
OstinPawers: She is
OstinPawers: No
OstinPawers: You’ll be lying on the couch, drinking beer and watching football!
OstinPawers: I don’t like football
The Extreme: Ahahahaha
OstinPawers: She will love you!
OstinPawers : :D
EXTREMEIST: The Poor Man.

by Burymore:
He is deeply sympathetic to me!

The cynic:
How Deep? 15 inches for 15?

Tomorrow I will sit with my little brother...how can I keep him quiet? = = /
yyy: chair once slash and all the way will be)) if they will ask you say they played in machines and he entered the shlagbaum

If you ever see a cactus...
Zuzlan: Who falls from the window.
Don’t hunt him! Let’s go shit, it’s falling!! to

Jack-814Spartan: I have a little...
Jack-814Spartan: 2.8 sister
Kaiser Vasya: this is the version?

xxxxxxxxxxx:
What do you think is a DJ at a funeral?
WOW :
Oh yeah, kill this dead man!

I have now understood how not to score in a 13-17-year-old ignorancy.
HH: I just need to write that I am a lazy, locked homeowner :D
HGH: Though
HH: It’s not funny or shit.

XXX is
I have my whole body in bluets, fingers under both eyes, nose broken, and also burned from shock on the side.

YYYY
Half-scratched nail on the finger, blurred ribs, hematoma on the elbow and a cigarette burn on the forehead

XXX is
Most importantly, I don’t remember any of the concerts.

“Well, what a person you are, your interests are limited – drink, grandmother...
You don’t know me at all, I’m interested in a lot: music, theater, literature, babies; fishing, hunting, tourism, babies; aviation, science, languages, foreign babies; new impressions, new cities, new babies...

A colleague geologist went to the field for practice, under the glorious city of Yaroslavl. There are five people in the group: three are Moscovites, two are Poles.
A day later I send SMS.
" to be left. In Kostrom, on the street of Ivan Susanin, the Poles lost!