From Darksiders:

Yeshua Pat
And you once danced on a striptease table under Gazmanov - "Esaul," and then went in a telescope, anti-gas, hat-up, without pants, and with the flag of the Russian Federation in the hand to buy condoms at 3 o'clock at night, with the request "I urgently need additional protection! Preferably with puppies!"

Who has had funny cases of fulfilling wishes after losing cards?))

Playfellow
I have a shorter fire.

Playfellow
We have a predecessor - among students an unnamed nickname - a hobbit - because the little one is ever-grown and he has funny winter boots.

Playfellow
So here, telling us about his turbulent basketball youth, he said "A more! I had a ring feeling. You are cracking like a fool! I closed my eyes and I knew. There is a ring!"

I sit with a friend on the beach, next to me is a glass of beer.
Friend: How much is it worth?
I am 6 grams.
The glass falls from the wind
My friend: O knowed the price and saved it))

xxx: I decided to lose a little weight... I started reading about diets - I wanted to eat O_o

The system requirements:
The brain, the presence of curves in it, curves the hands.

from Google

How much money would you betray your best friend?
The one who needs: give a prize.

I read in one treatise that in Europe there are people with footheads.
You won’t believe, even their hands grow straight from their shoulders.
Here are the urds.

PS: She thinks I’m a kid!
XXX: I will prove to her that it is not.
YYY: And then I will prove it!))
XXX: And then we will prove together), and then we will change!)
YYY: Oh, and then we wake up...

Dress and underwear:
Mama is so gritty...what will you be without it all? Buy them for yourself.
WOW: ahaha, my also wiped out... I have a cushion in which the pillows are inserted, mom looks and grit that you need to put a bigger pillow there... the bedroom can even be.

TqG: I bought a boomer for myself yesterday...and yesterday he fucked his keys.
KidiKiller: Could they fall for the throne?

Max: He says he doesn’t like me.Oh, no one loves me.
Natty: I do not like it.
Max : Why?
Natty: Because you're a fool.You're foolish to love this fucking cowboy, and I, Max, lady!! to

Who calls the most? Babies or boys?
YYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: whose sexual predominance is unknown

As I gathered with thoughts, the right words went somewhere. While he was searching for the right words, the listeners separated.
by Yuri Tatarkin

After work, I decided to go to the cinema. I went to the cinema, and there was an ad on the box: "There are no tickets for 18:50." “The fucking!“I thought about it and began to think about what to do, go to another cinema or go home... At this time a girl approaches the box office, reads the ad and asks the cashier: “There are no tickets at all?” “No, there is one,” the cashier replies, the girl buys a ticket and goes to the movie. And I stand and understand all the shortcomings of my technical education and the dignity of the female mind, which is able to distinguish between such concepts as "No Tickets" and "No Tickets at all".

Walking around the fair square, a man sees the tent of the predictor of fate. Decided that it would be fun, he enters the tent.
“I see you have two children,” says the prophet, looking into the
The crystal ball.
and ha! Do you think so? It ironizes the man. I have three children.
That’s what you think, the expert explains.

The Wizard
I barely knowing how anjutac forced Stas to marry she said it was a quest to get the ring of all power))

The Wizard
As an old man, let him pass.

How does science taste? and ;)
YYY: Like an orbit with the taste of granite.

XXX: Alo, Ol, this is the case, Sanek is sitting drunk.
YYY: And what!? to
XXX: Well you’ve met him once, now he’s p...do asks, I thought that it was closest to you to get there...

XXX is a bomb!You hit yourself with your fists in the mouth that you tied up with the hanger!! to
YYY: What am I?I’m all...Yes
XXX:That is "YA TURBOUSLEG" on the Larine Turtle, you are in an adequate correction, did you?

Advertising in the subway (clinic, where the body is cleaned):

In the middle, big: Get rid of the excess
Stage 1: liver and kidneys
Stage 2: stomach and lungs
......