A familiar Israeli man, when he quarrels with someone, speaks in Arabic. It looks scary.
I wonder where he learned such an enemy language.
and nowhere. I know nothing Arabic except Salami.
When are you fighting?
It is just a set of sounds. I improvised. Israelis think I’m an Arab, Arabs think I’m a fool. Both are afraid to connect.

Roman Rosengurt

Crisis is when you expect to live well and then realize that you lived well before.

xxx: I couldn’t get rid of the thought that our "detective" series remind me of something. It was shining here the other day. It resembles scenes that are played in foreign language lessons. Students (actors) are distributed papers with text and they, with stone faces, somewhat embarrassed and therefore often without expression, read the text from the sheet.

And I also had a cat, Geralt, named in honor of someone you know.
But Geralt was uncomfortable to pronounce, so first the cat became a Hero, and then the name "Hera", which was associated with female, was transformed into "Herich".

As I now remember this wonderful picture: half eight o’clock in the morning (a car with milk usually comes home at this time) a woman walks and cries “MO-LO-KO!” and Mo-Lo!!" And next to me I go and ur "G-RYCH!! by Ge-Richand "
Even two schoolchildren approached me and asked: "What, do you also sell?"

I’d like to tell you a joke about my member, but it’s too long.
Not a bearded?

I hate B, B and B. But they try to impose their lifestyle on everyone, as do pedics.
How many things in life are not done because of them. and (

The main thing is, calls, such-not such (amateur of same-sex love) at seven in the morning, and I was surprised to wake you up. But I didn’t call any of them at three o’clock at night, and, too, as surprisingly, you’re already asleep.

Sunshine, summer... I think I’ll go out to school. There was a table and a bench.Just sat down, the cat Ball walked. "Love me, master!" and spit on the table. Okay, I move the textbook, I keep crawling the hieroglyphs. But here comes the second cat, Behemot. It’s as big as a begemot. He goes to the ball with a valley. A square table is only 60x60. I push both on the bench, it is designed for three seats, it will just be beautiful, catchy and symmetrical. Do you think it helped? From the scale, the cat Rishinka jumps, breaking a notebook and flommasters.
NN: Did you do a lesson? Let me write! I liked the expression "cat place".

What about Gagarin? Only the next stage after the dogs.
and *******
You are not suitable for these mental qualities. After the Soviet dog you have nothing to do at all.

List of Gagarin:
Luberc School No. 10 - with distinction
Saratov Industrial Technical College - with distinction
1st Military Aviation School of Pilots named after K.E. Voroshilov
Individual qualities, priority when selecting for astronauts - look at Wikipedia.

here here :
I guessed the desire that the PDD would be allowed to shoot down cyclists going through a pedestrian crossing without descending from the great ones.
— — —
Immediately after the law allowed to shoot on drivers who do not pass pedestrians on these same crossings.

She gave her mother a cat from her cat Brunhild. And almost all of our cats received names mostly serial, such as Soyera or Daniel. Well, it was necessary to penetrate here, they called Penelope, in honor of Penelope Garcia of the crime of the Mainz. Mom lovingly called her Penny, well, in general, the cat got used to it, of course.
And a year later it turned out to be a very even cat, not a cat.
My mom didn’t get rid of it and changed the cat’s name to Penis. The cat is not offended.

The key word is Grandma. It was always better before, it was more fun before, regardless of the facts.
Fuck, this is not my grandmother's thing, but in geography.In Primorye, they fed the bats, because there was her dog.And in the south of the Krasnoyarsk region, neither the sea nor the fish.

here here :

>>Gorbush, tons, thieves are thrown out and it is rotten, only caviar is taken. It turns out in shops waste is sold for angry money.

The fish of the family of salmon after rearing die (except samba and forel). This is a genetic program. Already during life begins the process of decomposition, the fish "flower": the skin acquires a multi-colored color. After entering fresh water, the gorbush becomes brown-white-green. Strongly lengthened and bending jaw, the flat hole increases. In fish, the immune system is turned off and a bouquet of diseases appears.
When the gorbush goes along the rivers after the river, the water can not be drunk, from it comes a terrible smell. These salmon after breeding lose almost all of their valuable nutritional properties, respectively, and taste. Such a fish can safely be called half-dead, it is whispered by many animals, but not people who want to sell it.
Salmon during the breeding period has time to catch and freeze before death. These products are sold both in fresh and frozen form. It is completely legal and legal, in the price lists it goes as "fish with non-stocks". The official price of such fish is about 20-30 rubles per kg. Unfair sellers consciously buy cheap products, and then pair it up to us at the price of good quality fish.

What are you doing?
I watch Kung Fury in Translation
Oh, I don’t know what it is.
My taste is very specific. You will not understand.

A mirror was hung next to the refrigerator. I don’t know what they meant, but the people were eating significantly less.

Video from the picnic:

Oh God... Remove, my, I’m upset with plyizz It’s terrible

A: And I showed a friend. she said that the boy's voice was beautiful who sang.

The boy is :-(

Once I came to buy food for cats in the animal store, and there is an action - a package of food for free, and they are asked to fill out the questionnaire. I am not sorry.
How many cats and their names do you have?
and three. Remus, Scorpio and Lawrence
Originally as...
Already after leaving the store, I realized that they probably listened to Vasek and Murok at the very least could not. And also, that I forgot to mention the neighbor's cat in the apartment - a striking, instead of an eagle issuing natural sounds from hell and a terrible, like a nuclear winter, sphincter named Anubis.

Admin, if you twisted the chat-bas would be a CITATOR again.)))

Today I saw on one saiĕte vacancy "younger̆ specialist in movement", and in the clamps the loader)))

And for those who use decreasing-loving suffixes in talk about children in Adika there is a separate boiler with melted sandals in a mixture with cockroaches.

Styles Jesse came:
Why not 1C?! to
Telepatics on vacation
Let them have you on vacation all the time!
They know when to go in.