<on> I have an idea
<it> what is it?
<on> 1 day with each other in agreement in everything to offer
<one> not only not tomorrow
<on> and why?
<it> because I will not be in the pop!

I call my cell phone today. The number is not on the contact list. The man asked Pasha. I said I got the wrong number.
After a few seconds he calls back: "What’s not there again?"
I say:"not there again"
Man:" You are it, try not to take the phone now"
Then he called again seriously. The Idiot!

He says, you are the ass!! to

She says: I am crying!and [

He: Well, it’s another strongon to look at. >_<

Annette
You are pretending!
Kitsune-san
M is?
Annette
I was now in a cave of horror - this is an attraction like this
Annette
There I eat, the cover of the grave opens with a terrible scream, the dead man stands up in measure.
Annette
He opens his eyes, makes a compressed scream, lies back, hurriedly clamps the cover.
Kitsune-san
and iii?
Annette
Am I so terrible? It is :'(
Kitsune-san
I want your problems...

Case: There is a school next to my house. On the day when no one is there, boxers are held in the yard, directly outdoors. Here I go along this school and as always: the coach is sitting on a chair, wavering hands. Two boxers jump next to each other and struggle hard. I went by and suddenly the coach said to me:

Hey, what a girl, look at what eagles will protect you from the hooligans!

I gently smile and ask:

Why did you catch them in the heat? (The most sunny, in Krasnodar +35)

The coach smiles mysteriously and cries:

THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAA!!!! to

Inles
Everybody has gone...
Cenobite
All of it?
Inles
No one invited to walk.
Inles
Yin...
Inles
Old acquaintances must be removed.
Cenobite
So old, what to clean up?

Trigubich: This is what a fool should be, so that, having the name Stopanny, to call his son Anton!! ))))

In South Africa, three journalists from Europe were robbed.
spartak111: now journalists in South Africa are equipped with the latest word of technology

Division, section "non-traditional prono", topic "The girl in the house burns a candle 5000p".
The comments:
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! to
Those who are perverted!
I have spent!

Comments from korrespondent.net about new PDs:

xxx: in case of a car stop by an employee of GAI to get out of the car on the sidewalk or sidewalk, lie with your face on the ground and put your hands on the back of the neck, holding the rights, technical passport and civil liability policy. And a little money.
yyy: and the money should be carefully folded in half and held by the buttock muscles

I am
I missed my little girl :*

Favourite
I am on my button.

You guys, you won’t believe it!! )
2nd What?
Please tell me! )
No, we’ll wait for you.)
I go on my niche...
2.)))))))))))))))))) to be happy with you!! to
A pack of cigarettes in the cockpit!!!
I know you ))
You have developed in me a mania of persecution (((

Dad: My young man is so punctual!! to
He is always 20 minutes late. Neither more nor less!! Minute by minute!
This is the punctuality!!! to

XXX: I was sitting behind the compass yesterday. Time almost midnight. My mother is watching TV on the couch at this time.
I went to the kitchen to make coffee. And then suddenly I hear such loud, deaf beats in the room. I run – I look. The mother ruthlessly beats, flying through the open door of the balcony, the flying mouse of the swab.
HHH: When she saw me, she was with a whisper "Ayajaja! Kill her!!" he jumps onto the couch and clamps to the wall.
I am shocked by such a change in personality, but still nothing to do, I had to carefully catch the mouse with a cloth and throw it out of the balcony.
Thus, the most important thing to grind is that this creature eventually bit me, not the one who mocked her.

To find out the cost of an apartment in Moscow, it is enough to cover the entire floor in it with thousands of notes, then collect them and count them.

she: I went to the "Busty" to buy clothes, and there the smallest size was big for me(( you imagine how offensive
He says: Okay, don’t frighten yourself.
Imagine you buy a condom of the size and the smallest one is big for you.
He is: Mya, fast somehow

Here on the day I go to the subway, early in the morning, the car is still half empty, everyone is asleep. At one of the stops comes a man: dirty jeans, some fuzzy jacket, shoes on the sleeve breathe, in the hands of a regular plastic bag, too, not new, even the drawing wiped out. He sits opposite and gets, scuco, out of his drained iPad package (!!!) He’s busy, busy with something. And I sit down and think with my pen on my stereotypes.

Nothing reduces confidence so much as raising the price of vodka.

I come out of the entrance today and observe the following picture: On the other side of the roadway of the inner courtyard stands Innocentich with an empty cage.
and his cattle of uncertain race. It should be noted that Innocentich is a gentle and calm old man, as well as his dog - a very peaceful and silent creature. A car is moving near us. Innocentich, as a conscious citizen, kicks him, he said, pass, I will not cross the road with an empty cage. The car passes, but behind him, because of the corner of the house, leaves the second, and then the third. There is time to cross the road without obstacles, but Innocenty is waiting. The cars, in no hurry, followed us. The closer they approach, the more tense the old man becomes.
As soon as the second car passes, Innochenic, dragging a drag after him on the lead of a dog resisting all his legs, crosses the road before the third car. The brake, the glass falls from the passenger side, and the completely resounding creation of the twenty-year-old, the blonde breed, begins to whip on the old man.
With the deepest sense of duty, Innocenty interrupts the blonde’s verbal diarrhea:
I have to put my car under the windows constantly.
Blonde does not say:
I’ll always be there now! – I’ll always be there.
- Just try it, Toby and I will put all the wheels on it! Entering in
Going in, the old man said.

Linya (16:05:07 11/06/2010)
I am standing in the office smoking, next to another person 5.
A girl goes out with a guy, a guy tries to smoke her, and the lighthouse "is not given". after 20 seconds of torture, the girl takes her lighter, smokes and smokes everyone with the phrase "That's how in bed - all herself, all herself."