You remind me of Sakura.
A tree or something else?
Japanese cherry: Yes, it’s beautiful though it’s a tree.
Do you take it as a compliment? :)
WOW: is beautiful...
and the tree)
You are cute (rofl)

Today I went to the market for cucumbers to buy (plantage), and there a man nearby shouted: "Hemp, we take hemp (also hemp seedlings)...!" I go to see (never seen a hemp seedling), I say: "...you are what, a drug dealer?". And he said to me, “I’m not a drug dealer, I’m not... I’m a drug dealer!”!" and

The xxx:
Give me a cup. and?and :)
YYYY :
;-) You are not an impotent old man, go and strike yourself))
The xxx:
The eye.
The xxx:
"you are not blind and not hands-free, you are gone" - it will be said next time;))))))))))))
YYYY :
Come here ? ? ? ?

Tired of playing Stalker. He went out and decided to rest: jumped the sounds of nature. I include the rain, the first thought: like in a stalker. 5 minutes of rain passes, the whispers of the hoodies sound in the headphones, then the row from the calash and again... rain.
I am sitting playing the stalker >.<

From Chat:

I don’t have any puzzles, I’m not interested ?
[20:22:57] to us comes 32cm_in_cold water
Oooooh, maybe I’ll re-examine my views!

c) Clash

I go through the city. There are four shaved bodybuilders and they have an active discussion. The fragment of the discussion sounded as follows:
No, I don’t understand, you mean with grandmothers in the sauna, and I mean? Would I suck?
He could not listen further, tried to refrain from laughing and escaped from the street.

Lawyers for Music:
xxx: How are the relationships in groups/orchesters arranged?
Orchestra, I think, is an organization with labor contracts and so on.
What is Aria? Or is this Dima Belan – is he employed? Stage is coming? Retirement and all things?
Are the eagles travelling through rural clubs entrepreneurs? Peterson and the company in what relationship?
YYY: I do not know. But Cecalo is an individual entrepreneur.
It is exact
XXX is oh! There is already a clutch. They are registered.
And when were they with Lolita - two IPs or OOO? I need to dig in free time.
Well, tomorrow they will call from the gang of Najman or Manovar and ask to become their lawyer.
What will I answer? "Who are you?"
Yyy: Well, answer this: Okay, but first I need to know your organizational and legal form.
xxx: Do you seriously suggest asking this question to Manovar? Five pumped men in leather pants and with swords - and what organizational and legal form do they have?! to

I bought a book on self-improvement. First paragraph: "Do you know what makes a wise woman different from a wise woman? smartly
A woman knows that the success of her choice depends entirely on her
of her. A wise woman will not show her
Activity – it shows it in time and in moderation."
Tomates are red and the door of the tractor is opened. The pectoral difference. Now I know what female logic is.

You are fucking fuck!! to
Leonid Ivanovich: What is it?
Sorry, I was wrong by the window.
Leonid Ivanovich: Okay
Miha: ahahha, throw this roast here, I send this dude "you fuck!", and then I write that the type of window was wrong)))
Leonid Ivanovich: I was right now.

Anton: эх, it’s boring here, I’m doing the kind of work, and I think it’s better: kick a new Prince of Persia or shake, you think?
Vladimir Nikolaevich: I understand everything, probably not that private?
Vladimir Nikolaevich: But you can’t worry, I have a way to do so that you don’t miss it.
Vladimir Nikolaevich: has been offline
Anton: Vladimir Nikolaevich, it was a joke!!! to
by admin) is late

The Spectre: Hi! come up with a romantic way to say "go kill yourself" I know you’ll come up with))
Moonlight: Oh oh hello
Moonlight : Why? The romantic? and I? O_O
Spectre: Well here is the main word kill))
The Moonlight:
I can't think of you any more XD
Spectre: Blyin well you understand >.<
Moonlight: I don’t know
Give a knife with the words "Keep it in your heart. Goodbye to you"
Moonlight is OK?
Spectre: HDDDDDD
Spectre is OK!
Spectre: I knew you could do it XD

I am amazed by the genius of men. It’s lazy for a man to cook his lunch... but to go to the garage, to warm up the car, to follow me to the other end of the city, to take me home from work in the lunch break, so that I can prepare something – yes, simply!! to

by Alexander:
Damn, we have to put fashion on unmatched socks.

EgoBrain: Sisadmin is a programmer with knowledge of electrics, sanitary, psychology, pedagogy and much more that is not related to computers))))
and EgoBrain

by painbay:
I need a car with a driver, class of car: Cross, Laurel, Crown, Cedric, not old year, clean top and in the cabin. There will be no jewelry.

The man:
Probox 4WD in 2007?Fresh car, inside plastic, cleaners. The norm?:) There are a lot of places. A lot of transport. The truth is part of it, but no less. It will be fun. There is MP3. He even reads discs. 2 of Dynamics. The summer tire. It’s almost new 2009 in the face.))))))))))))))))

by Ilya Muromets:
There is no car, but I can ride with you, clean outside, decent inside, fun, eat a little, drink a lot, but I control, I can even under a degree for driving, rights still no! I read poems, sing songs, dance dances, tell anecdotes, but sometimes not funny! Oh! I have a R-14 cap from a Toyota, I found it, I can take it with me...to write only in the face!

from hubra, comment to "Why teach drawing?"

In one of the universities of Ufa, the rector attracted students to his university with the phrase: "and we still have no drawing, so our students look more lively, more fun and smarter than others."

The presence of the "fifth substance" (in Latin "quintessence") alchemists suspected literally in every second substance, and therefore in the cube was all in a row. The experiments could have continued for a long time if there had been no wine there.

Son: Daddy, he won’t go anyway until the green light burns, why do you signal?? to
To make him feel foolish!

Wicked: Girls should be able to imitate orgasm
Wicked: the task of guys is to learn to imitate a serious relationship

Earned – it is when, sitting behind a comp, after a phone call, you put your mobile phone in a cup of coffee...