The birthday of a friend fell on a celebration, at which in our district is not allowed to buy alcohol. I bought a few bottles of wine in advance. And then on the job, a colleague, a fisherman, sold smoked fish. I took two large lenses.
I’m already entering a friend’s house, as she calls and asks for bread. No problem, I buy it.

And here I clinged to her: with wine, two fish and five pebbles.
Guess what they call me now :)

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You know what was
I go from the change home, and in the entrance the maniac pressed to the wall and his mouth with his hand.
She whispers to me, I will kill you.
I almost got rid of fear, but I thought I could do it.
I pull his hand and say.
Well you’re like that, fuck you want to, so here, I didn’t have a man for two months, let’s help each other to satisfy.
So he threw me down the stairs, called me a fucker and fled.
Maxima, am I really so terrible?
WOW :
It’s really shit :DDD

It is said that the mayor of Kiev, Klitschko, is outraged that some pidos disrupted the gay parade in the city.

In the office of the boss is a closet. A box in the closet. A piece of shell on the box. On the sheller a bottle with some purple shit. In the throat of the bottle tightly wrapped a piece of the handle from the swab. And this whole hoot supports the broken square of the hanging ceiling.
XX: The boss sits at the table, admired this horror and smoothed his stomach.
XXX: The Fucking Company

I went to the metro in Moscow with a man who was here for the first time. He gets the phone, he sees wifi there. There is dialogue.
He is: Oh wifey. I connect to.
Do not try, registration is required.
Is it in Moscow?
Bars_RB

It was a warm autumn day, I was sitting with a friend in the kitchen at the table on the street, we peacefully and talked about something. When I suddenly noticed right in front of me on the back of the chair walks a whore and looks straight at me. The man was small, looking young. And then I was drawn to check my sharpness, I first slowly raised my hand up and sharply threw my hand forward and grabbed the spider in his hand, grabbed not quite successfully he had time to start to straighten his wings and also slightly crushed it when I was not able to calculate the strength, the poor spider as he began to whisper with such a noise that I myself was scared and abruptly released the spider, he continued to whisper in panic uncomfortably flew down the road to the neighbouring table. A friend looked at me in shock with a slightly panicking laugh, the girls from the neighboring table looked at me scorned, and I looked at the pen lying in my hand and thought, “Poor whore!” I have never felt so guilty before.

I learned to read only in school. Slowly and in terms. I read slowly in the first class. By the fifth it broke up. She began to read all the books, followed by her older sister, read War and Peace, Quiet Don, Master and Margarita, Brothers Karamazov and others in the 8th grade. I read 700-800 pages in three days. At the University she read Kafka, Sartre, Camus, Goethe, Joyce, Castaneda, Cortázar, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky of non-school programs. I now speak and read the original in three languages. And what, do you think I’m even a little embarrassed because I had a pair with a plus for the reading technique in the first class?
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Most importantly, you boasted here, right? ? )

Oh my cat! He was in his childhood, because his milk and toothless good people threw him out, and he often cried, even lying on the warm neck of his husband. And when he grew up, this furious and enormous beast became Ball.

A reliably fixed patient does not need anesthesia.
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In general, the surgeon needs anesthesia no less than the patient.
1st Operated under anesthesia low pulse - low blood loss
2nd There are no muscle spasms from pain, which allows you to calmly and accurately cut
Three The patient does not whisper and does not act on the nerves.
4 is Pain shock significantly reduces the chances of survival

Grandpa loved the motto. and fishing. Riding a motorbike for fishing.
Even when I was a barely walking shit, I loved moths more than cars. Every time I saw a car parked in the Mikasha I ran to it with the voice of “What an incredible miracle, born of the genius of engineering mylley and creative insight of design and ergonomics!” What a divine gift to possess to create a masterpiece of plastic and metal, giving the user the highest freedom - and his surroundings - aesthetic bliss! How many brilliant minds have worked to create this unparalleled technique and to rise to the heights of mechanical engineering, only to continue their ascension further, to the heights of perfection.
But in my wording at the time, it sounded like "Gooo!...CYCL! We are!"

The Duma called the G7 a castrated organization. Do they not think there at all? If the G7 without Russia is castrated, then Russia is what?

Just a genius.
The genius inventor:

If I had made robots, I would have made them based on nano devices that have a mechanism of self-recovery, mechanisms of alien destruction macro micro nano. And also these robots could consume the materials for work that are easily available on the planet. And every night of the robot would contain information about the entire robot. This way of protecting data...
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You have just described the device of an ordinary living person.
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As if that was a joke of humor.

They are right, because they are not. And so already 3 abortions in a ten-class girl - it's consider, children's jokes according to current standards. And they will also be taught this to continue to encourage this shit.

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Do you not think that such consequences may be due to a lack of education in terms of contraception and sex safety?

Here is the story of my mom. She once worked with a self-confident lady, the wife of a military. If one of the employees shared at work some not very pleasant situations with children, the lady immediately stated that you are just educating them incorrectly, and always took the example of herself, perfectly raising her only son. No one argued with her, the son was really good, kind, calm and very kind. We studied in the same school. And everything would go on, but this lady gave birth to a second son, who placed a fat cross on her pedagogical armor. Once in the summer in the heat comes this pedagogical talent to work late and all in soap. The second boy was already in kindergarten. And one morning, the younger said that he would go to the kindergarten today only in his daddy's circle boots. The mother initially tried to press him with words, then eagerly, then shake, then cracked, it was only left to kill - the son stood on his death. And since it was not possible to leave him at home with anyone, but one, so they turned into a 30-degree heat, a mommy, all in troubled feelings, and a baby in Panama and chickens in the mouth. In the garden, they are still remembered. And then she stopped with her lessons. Maybe smarter...

And so already 3 abortions in a ten-class girl - it's consider, children's jokes according to current standards.
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3 abortions in a ten-grade girl - just the problem of stupid parents (well, such as you) and complete sexual illiteracy.

I give you a star, where the serenade of the full man "Dear, I will take you to the very end of the universe, I will give you this star! In all epochs, and in the future too, it goes on against the background of the sound of the diligent fasting of this beloved on the dirty boiler, and suddenly I realize that the chain is broken - all the young families I know, starting an independent life, along with the refrigerator, laundry machine and other must buy a dishwasher.
The great power of art.

My friend's cat is named Fanny, and her full name is Fanera!=)


The dog - ma-alanyka, stra-a-shennaya, yellow-red some - is called in the people Honey.
Everyone understands - honey, such as sweet-honey-honey.

Oh - but initially, when she was found at the age of a puppy on a laundry, she was named Xina, because it is quite unclear what this dirty small slaughterhouse looked like.

I know how to marine. I ate this dog.

My wife doesn’t look after her birth.
And I do not monitor my husband, after 30 he began to bald and does nothing about it!
I'll give him another six months, and if he doesn't recover, I'll have to look for another, I can't sleep with baldness, it doesn't excite me!

The Cat Names:
in the student community a red cat - Yellow;
Yellow-white neighboring black cat
black furry mommy cat Mrakis, subsequently still Murzik;
My black-and-white Isato Kaiza, in honour of the animated street fighter who turned into the Usato Kaiser;
Murly, called Durlysey for the habit of climbing under her feet.