Danton: The son sits posting in his tweet all kinds of nonsense: waking up (on the fifteenth), breakfast (drinking with chocolate milk, dishes not washed), went on some ancient flash mob and smoking from a hundred dollar bill (Papa in the safe took without permission), playing tanchiki (three hours), ordered pizza (again for money from the safe), went to the toilet (a photo of the legs and a piece of floor is attached), experimented with ice and salt (freezing a piece of skin on his hand, gracefully, how hard it is), tasting cognac (blowing the whole toilet, not removing itself).
Danton: Dad has signed it. He came from work and took action. I’m waiting for a tweet about whether he’s got his ass or not. Could even selfie in the mirror with the trousers lowered to present, the people love the squirrels. As long as there is no... strange.

My colleague and I work in the conference room (there are no other places available) and during the seminars, we have to collect our things and temporarily arrange them who can. And here is the active process: I drag a laptop and mouse to push it into the box with the rest of things, a colleague pins the box through the common hall into the neighboring office, the director, running past, notes the fact: "Bombs run out."

A resident of Pakistan was raped by a council decision.

She had to be "responsible" for her brother, because he insulted a 12-year-old girl.

It was not her, but her brother.

(Bla-Bla-Bla) Oh, of course, we are still those naive romantics – somewhere there, inside. We still hope "the very", "the only", and so on. And so on, but... In order to find a golden pie, you need to sow a few kilograms of empty bread.

You will never find anyone again. If from 15 to 30 years and beyond you carry the burden of insult on the girl who has sewn you; if you spread this insult on that one to all the other women and rejoice evilly when any of these others (who did not do you anything bad at all, but even sad for you) there is some trouble, but rather trouble; if you silently label all women with an empty breed and rush, rush, rush in search of something unknown... that same gold sandstone will fall from you in horror, even close to not allowing. It is better to stay alone forever than to get along with such a "treasure", to listen to his talk about "thanks" and to be afraid to look not so, not so breath, so as not to get harassment and persecution from the "ex-lover". "Relationship and Relationship" Poor offenders who blame anyone for their love failures, but not themselves. In comparison to your 15 years old, uncle, you are still getting scorned, to all your other shortcomings, for which the girls cut off you at 15 years old.

Μicrosoft: Μs we are giving up Paint’s.
Μir: Well, we loved Paint so much!
Αdobe: We are giving up Flash.
Μ and
Αdobe:...

Who are all those people who claim that friendly sex imposes an obligation to be only with that friend/girlfriend? The only obligation in friendly sex is to take care of not infecting a friend/girlfriend and to protect yourself.

The little son came to his father and he asked his father,
How can a minister live on one salary?

Sit comfortably and listen, baby.
A little bit of our budget.

You want boats and houses, millions of money,
We need to manage the pension fund.

Jewelry, bills, huge horms
Everything is available to you with our defense.

If you want a summit, you can build a bridge.
It is not difficult to steal from it.

Don’t forget to share it, it’s very simple.
Otherwise the prosecutor will punish us.

The boy joyfully went and decided the crumb,
There are so many holes in the budget to steal.

This is about poverty. A colleague (girlfriend) gets 40, rents an apartment in half with the same girlfriend, for 30.

by Scuco. Your colleague after paying the housing has more money than I had before. They would be silent, right?

Fuck... the California bombs swear money not for the hood, but to refuel the car!! to

No, I, of course, endorse that in the quotation someone started CITING, not hologramming, but - a slander from Mamulkov's forums?! to

Let everyone bear the nonsense they can take away, and the remnants of my psyche are dear to me as the memory of youth.

ended in the summer.
The summer is 90 days!!! Summer is 13 weekends.

I work as a courier. I sent documents to my partners. Such a solid company, sitting in a three-storey building. I went up to the upper floor – there is the cabinet of the general, which I need (signature to put).



The Secretary says:

He had a meeting and told me not to let anyone go.



And suddenly the door to the reception room opens, but no one enters... However, it was only at first that it seemed to me, and then I realized where to look: near the door stood a healthy red cat. There are rats in the teeth. Without paying any attention to us, he began to cross the door of the director’s office.



In response, the selector heard the same boss's terrible whisper:

and Katya! Who runs there? I told you not to let anyone go!



The Secretary:

– Ivan Sergeevich, this is for you Vasily Ryzhov! A weekly report!

With a warm voice:

Is it Vaska? Let go then.

My name Kashpirovsky is well-known in the CIS. I will say that sometimes it helps, I am remembered in those places where you need to show passes, are favorable to the gentleman. the bodies where those who charged the water for the sessions of my very distant "parent" work.

And then the days I come to one transport company to pick up a package, and a girl manager of 22 years of age tells me - what a famous name you have, you are such a good antivirus wrote...

A new generation, new heroes.

We fought with the city administration for the repair of the roads. They tried to file lawsuits on imposing the duty to carry out repairs. The first trial was won and the other trials were rejected. According to him, it is only the prosecutor's office that can file such lawsuits, and citizens can find another route for movement and circumnavigate the pit.

He mentioned the t. "Friendship and Family" That is, the husband is present at the wife's birth. Explain, what is the sacred meaning of this presence? After all, the birth takes a brigade of professional doctors, specially trained for this. Each of them is in its place. And the husband, on the contrary, in most cases does not understand anything about these issues. He can’t help, and he doesn’t need it.

The attitude of doctors to the childbirth (profdeformation) is often at least pofigistic (and I am not yet living in Russia). Despite the fact that she is very painful, they usually have two criteria "no or you do not die" and "urgent and operational, she dies". Mommy herself cannot help and call for help in the midst of clashes with the dropless, forces usually require little, can not respond to the hassle. Therefore, it is very important that there is someone close but not hysterical. Naturally, if the husband is not such he is not suitable. I give birth to a girlfriend, a girlfriend gives birth to a husband. All are happy.

And this is angry: you have 2 times less free time, and the other - 2 times more.

Well, and in addition you spent on 2N small things "you would still buy it for yourself", and he is at 0. That reduces your income by N, and it increases by N. Therefore, at the end of the month, you are in Meli, and he is put off to the apartment.

Living separately, everyone does all the little things for themselves. Live together - the little becomes 1.5N. It would seem advantageous, 1.5<2, but when one of the two suddenly stops touching them, because "you would still do it for yourself", then you get 1+1-->0+1,5. And this is angry: you have 2 times less free time, and the other - 2 times more.

"I thought of myself, I was offended" And if seriously, why are you upset with household little things? Living alone, you just do it all and pay for it, it’s so little that it doesn’t count.

If you are small, you don’t pay yourself. Going to the apartment... Clearly.

Knowledgeful skilled people, let me tell you - by what formula are random quotes issued here?
Because out of 20 random ones, 5 times one quotation is repeated.