I travel with my husband in the mountains of Montenegro by car. On the fourth day of riding the steep mountain roads, he thought like this:
We ate those serpentines.
Like cats before the new year, so thoughtfully I continued.

The summer. The Red Press. The Zoo. People wishing to earn on the photo of the monkey-piton-sova-orl-iguana-plush mutant are more than on Sochi beaches.
People running from the metro to the subway or (as we do with the younger ones) to the pool at the Zoo and not willing to make "unforgettable pictures", neither to pass nor to pass. It is deadly. Half a step, climbing in a slowly wandering crowd like colorful penguins, licking afterwards, walk past pony and monkeys.
Suddenly, through the "pingvin flow", from the road, a healthy man of such a serious appearance runs through and turns the keys from a Toyota into a photographer with a monkey in an orange suitcase.

The Brother! You hear me brother! The day I look at you, you won’t earn that.
Change your clothes! You are not a Krishna, you are not a prisoner of Guantanamo. Who will fool with her?

The Warrior:

We go with the bride to Peter closer to the evening, on the subway. We pass by a small company of young boys and we hear by the edge of the ear:
Listen, can you shoot?
A... a cigarette?
No, fucking like Fanny Kaplan in Lenin! Of course a cigarette!
I have never seen a more cultural arrow of cigarettes in my life.
= = = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is

How did you get it already...

Daveca in the opera and ballet theatre noticed: in the auditorium he sits
Intelligence, and in the line in the wardrobe stands a whole bucket.

We go with the bride to Peter closer to the evening, on the subway. We pass by a small company of young boys and we hear by the edge of the ear:
Listen, can you shoot?
A... a cigarette?
No, fucking like Fanny Kaplan in Lenin! Of course a cigarette!
I have never seen a more cultural arrow of cigarettes in my life.

Sadolsad
My nephew is burning.)
I am standing, smoking, the smoke is watching. I watched and gave:
Beauty has a name. This is the name-Kira"))))
Sadolsad
I told Sergei, if he doesn't learn to do such compliments, Dimka will grow up, I will marry him)))

I sit in the park and bite seeds. Around the sandbox, the mother tries to feed the child, the child cries and the mother, seeing that it will not work to feed the child, leaves him. He goes into the sandbox and begins to eat the sand.

How is the weekend?
Get stuck at all. In the country there were - heat, birds, at first everything was fine. And then all to one. She picked up the strawberries and burned her back. I was bathed in a cool swimming pool - I got a cold on my lips. The strawberries were eaten, apparently eaten out of habit, now this mixture when it comes out in the toilet, I feel the drink. Allergy to flowers. Here again, the infection, now and the barley is trying to jump out on the eye. To sum up: I sneeze, I feel discomfort in the toilet, I can't smile, the wound breaks, I can't paint - the eyelid hurts. Well, you know, now I can't prove to anyone at work how good it is. All my appearance is silent sympathy.

If you are fasting bats, then at least do not overcook, for forty years in production it sounds like this: "Al I am a welder and shit, but I have been cooking for a long time."

I don’t even know how to react.
Calling happiness
You have submitted a purchase request on our website.
I did not leave, you were wrong.
The application was submitted by Laurentius Beria. Do you know how to contact him?
I: He is dead
He: Clearly, thank you

In the water park near Nesebrom (Bulgaria) you are issued a bracelet, on which in the box you place money, and, accordingly, you are paid with this money through reading devices in bars and cafés.
And on all the stands of the cafe orphaned boxes with the inscription "chai"...

DaGe: Here was a worthy woman - she could sing, dance, play on various musical instruments
Micheal: I remember my girlfriend played a second swit for Bach's flute, it was great, despite the fact that she swallowed the final.

YYU: And I have the most reliable, and most importantly free, net from mosquitoes and other insects. Truth looks unesthetic and a reckless monster in the middle.

I am talking about female logic.
But here you can tell what was guided by the guy who came to meet in the men's underwear department?
Did he think that I was buying those cowards and socks to cry in them at night from loneliness, like clothes?! to

YYU: It is unusual to read the code of a person who obviously taught French at school:
<img src="imagevide.php?couleur=bleu">
$largeurImage = 400
$hauteurImage = 300
$couleur_fond = ImageColorAllocate($im,255,0,0);

How does your sex end?
A) Orgasm B) Children C) Diseases
The child’s painful orgasm.
The sick fool.

A real case with a colleague.

The arm is broken, the leg is broken, the back is broken.
Remember where you work?
Technical support = (

Oh the education:

I love the idiots:

>A still interesting.She slept with three 17-year-olds - 22. Breivik killed 77 people, if I am not mistaken, also schoolchildren are mainly 21.

The fact that the first case in the United States, and the second from Norway, the idiot is not embarrassing. There is a global criminal code everywhere. As such, in Norway there is no life sentence (although there is the possibility of endless extension by 5 years) and the death penalty.
As such, in the United States there is life sentence, death penalty and, as a rule, sentences for similar crimes there more than in Europe.

— — —
Here a man thought about the question: "Interestingly, and why is it in one country the laws so stricter than in another? ", so he was immediately struck and called an idiot... What is interesting?

of observation:

I love the first news. Types of opinions of foreign specialists include. I noticed two funny things:
The more popular the language of the speaker is for study in Russia, the quieter the sound of the original video and the stronger it is translated.
Furthermore, foreign commentators usually drive moderately, slowly, and even with a lint, and the translator cracks like a machine gun, and thus has time to roll at least three times more.
and...

Shouldn’t you fall into paranoia? Better to Read More

Bunin, who translated from English "Gaiavata" in the processing of Logfello, pointed to the excessive length of Russian words, which makes especially painful the translation from the English language, the words of which are very short. The eight-complex line of longfellov poem contains 5, 7 and even 8 English words, and the Russians can hardly put 4, 5, and even rarely. The English poem runs forward, as if it were pushed; the Russian is hopelessly and slowly behind.
Literary translator L. Belsky, who translated Kalevala from Finnish, bitterly complained about the extraordinary shortness of Russian words. Finnish words, he said, are distinguished by surprising complexity of composition and excessive length. In an eight-layered line, Finnish fits two, rarely three words. Russian words, in order to fill the same space, require 3-4, sometimes 5, and in some cases 6 words.
L. Uspensky "The Word of Words"

xxx: You can suggest a rhythm to the "secretary wants a cake" only with no tricks.
YYU: The Paleontologist wants a Rex.
www: Pavlov, shit, wants a reflex.
zzz: the microcontroller wants a hex
Buratino wants a crack.

I don’t understand what surprises you more: the presence of normal males among homosexuals, or the presence of pydoras among naturals?