I sit here on a dating site, I talk to a man. Well, he’s proposing to meet.)
And I have God, well, no time, and I say without a back-thinking, and let's go for a walk with the dogs? and see you, and date, romantic, lake, sunset, all business
How can a decent walk between a lady and a decent man be prevented by two educated dogs?
Weight below and forty kilograms.)
the bodyguard, the fucking )))

In different vacancies especially delighted generous option "the opportunity to work overtime". And none of them have a sign that is, say, paid. Thank you, dear employers, that allowed, I will definitely use, and sleep and station again.

Comments on Hogwarts:
"In Russia, there is also clearly an analogy. On September 1, we were driving to another city, cars were standing on the railway transit, the shlagbaum was closed. After some time it was opened, no trains passed. I think, in fact, there was a train that was inaccessible to the senses of the mages. Take the kids to school"

<chh> are you an anonymous?
< wow> fucking how did you guess?
<chh>)) you respond once every 25 minutes

xxx: And what did Rogozin say to Assad that all the Russians started studying there?
zzz: Apparently said that the documentation and instructions from our weapons will not be translated.

Q: What is your favourite sex posture?
Outside of the number! and]

Meeted by chance with friends, whom they had not seen for a long time, went with them to "Yakitoria", to sit a little and talk calmly. Two companies with babies quickly reduced our desire to nothing... Whispering children’s whispers on the backdrop of psychedelic music...irritated devotions of mothers to the whole restaurant, who were distracted by the children who woke up from the feast...
Why 15 years ago, when our children were young, we didn’t even think of dragging them to a restaurant, or dragging them with us to families where there are no small children? There was no one to leave with, so they sat at home. For some reason, it didn’t stress us. Maybe because our children were not accidental, but long-awaited and desired?

When I was a kid, I watched horror movies, sitting on a pot, for the chance.

Many motorists to the police that a turtle interfered with NoNo Street. By the time the patrol car arrived, the turtle fled in an unknown direction.

Beer advertising is temporarily stopped.
4 July 2014
Beer advertising will return to TV screens and printed pages. Additional money that
Beer producers will receive thanks to advertising, will go to support children's sports.
However, this permission is temporary, given due to the holding in the Russian Federation of the World Cup in football and
will be in effect until 1 January 2019
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No comments ))

...from Lviv to Lublin for the historical conference we went in the company of a local deputy, and took us on a papillion foreign mark of a majorist winocha, the son of one of the deals with hipster clothes (strandy jeans, ceds, clothes to the shoulders). As if everything was a bunch, but the foreigner was ancient and scattered, the council member was drunk, and the hipsters gave the mosaic streams and the ability with the help of a hook key, a blow from the leg and selective Western words to deal with Daddy's metal. About how we stumbled right at the customs I will be silent at all.
In general, the Lviv hipsters are so harsh...

Is this censorship in the hentai, or does it actually have a light sword?

XXX: Let’s play this game. For a whole week, we will be in the vein of heroin, after which we will try to get rid of the addiction. Whoever survives first has won.
No, I have a passport.
YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: LOL
I am a copy of INN.

Destroy as you can! Prohibit the children. And in the trains too.

*** by
I often think that it would be good to license parents. Do you want to give birth? and OK. Take the exam and get a license.
Because today’s parents have naturally forgotten that children need to be raised.
My parents also didn’t pull me to restaurants and theaters, except for special children’s cafes and performances.
A normal person has grown up. I raise my own children.
Oh, you have had time to give birth, and you have time to walk, don’t you?
What are the surroundings to blame for?

The expellers!
- No, with our clients only "Avad Kedavir"... Well or not in neglected cases "expecto cartridge". Here the client begins to scream at you, you raise your finger and say "expecto patronum". Immediately the boss comes out of his office and begins to figure out who has offended you.
Okay, it’s time to go on vacation. Or to drink. Better on vacation...

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XHHH: a television broadcast where a man cookes with small ones

Q: Would you like to go to space?

Tagged with: diaia

Man: and why?

First small: to destroy the star of death

That nothing threatens our galaxy!by 111
and O_O

The cat made friends with a flying mushroom. A rather disgusting creature, but I loved my balcony. Siren wings, fur marble color, on the diaphragms are visible bloody veins - in general, fu. And everything climbs, floats... I like a lover of animals, put out a dish with milk. I ate a mouse, here is a pixel of it!!! To break out, and the cat barely bit her head immediately - barely broke out. Sitting next to me, everyone is trembling. And here is Pixel Bats - and he left. The mouse is either sick, or something else, they are infected with all kinds of infections... But it was cool - the pulse was swollen.
She broke out, clung to the brick with her knees, sat down, went to sleep. Fuck you! I have it in my hands, and to the pixel. He is pleased, he protected the owner, don’t hinder me from watching football.
He took it (and the mouse is already cut off), grabbed it, and went out. Well, right now to drag to the veterinarian, and a mouse like that embraces him - raised his wings, crumbled afterwards, put him in the palm of the cat and sleep. A pixel of her leg grabbed, licked a couple of times, sneezed, and also slept.

In the morning the mouse flew away, and the cat is now missing. And I don’t think she’s so disgusting.

Admin tried to upgrade the memory to the mac-mini. At first, he was hit by electricity from the food connector. Then he did not find a way to get rid of it. Go to INNET. Google search on request "mac mini 2336 disassembly", first link, instructions...

A spatula is needed to disassemble. This spatula needs to be fixed in advance...

A quality brand shoe (well, that is, that doesn’t wipe through and crumble into pieces on the first or second thousand kilometers) I’ve only seen in Kenya. Local brands there make it from car covers. It costs roughly 100 rubles per pair.

When I was a child, I had a simple garden cat. When he cried, it was fun to put a finger in his mouth. Many years later we brought Maine Coon. I catch myself on the thought that when he screams, I want to move away...
Using the opportunity, I greet the fly.