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TV commentators at the opening of the University in Kazan:
"The countdown begins... and the stadium explodes!"

And my friend is so old-fashioned that when after another bearded joke they say to him "Well, you are straight Petrosyan", he considers it a compliment!!! to

1983 year.Socialism (the dream of the idiot is not to work, but to live on interest, like a ranch)
1993: to trade on the stock exchange you have to go to Moscow (the dream of the idiot is to sit at home to trade with the company)
2003: I trade a house with a comp (the dream of an idiot - to lie on the lawn in the country to trade from a laptop)
2012 I lie on the lawn in the country I trade from a laptop (the dream of an idiot is a crushing stable channel of inets, write a robot (a few) let it trade, I sit with the bodies in the pool)

Dreams come true – Gazprom is not the case :)))

xxx: I have been calling them in the staff department for a week, and they never answered.
Well, maybe they don’t take the phone when they see an unknown number?

Cat, I have a surprise for you.
When a man ran out of the shower loudly, and from this even more touching, telling about the fact that shaving cocos with menthol foam is cold, but very impressive.
I’m going to go warm.

WOW: this is the age of the Internet and new technologies, even before laying eggs to the faithful, you need to first write about it on the net... photos of the slaughter and the bills for the slaughter in Instagram rest)

I sat down and read the book quietly, as my father came in:
Take a look at the university opening.
Why Why?
Look at what my mom and I got out of retirement.

xxx: nothing, you get married - you will find out what evil these fields type "remember my password"

I do not try to hold the air... breath while I let myself breathe.
M: From a purely technical point of view, man has long learned to hold air in a compressed and even liquefied form. In addition, air can be recycled by certain chemicals or electrochemical processes. This is me, in order of academic certificate)))
Idiot, don’t write me anymore.

Sonic: After volleyball in the shower.
Artem, your soap has fallen!
I have no soap.
Without soap, without soap.

kadavercian: Another transmission about repairs... they made a hole in the roof and inserted there something of polycarbonate... Leading(summarizing): "..And if you look up, our pyramid of polycarbonate, there are associations with the Paris Louvre."
Kadavercian: Probably because I wasn’t in the Louvre, it seems to me that it’s a complete mess.

My boyfriend said I was dancing like a GTA prostitute.

We have a very specific schedule. without weekends and holidays of 14 hours a day at best)

Who are you studying for, fucking? In a slave?:D

WOW: I had the same fist with a couch and a maid. You put a couch on your feet - the sound comes out of the tear, you clean - the sound disappears.

zzz: I checked here - put, removed, but the sound did not disappear. Is this the wrong model?

Every time I pass by a cat lying outdoors on the floor or on the couch, I can’t stand up to kissing it a few times. It always seemed like he was very indifferent.
I took things out of the kitchen today. I drive the TV by the sleeping cat on the couch - he raises his head, looks at me astonishedly, and I hear in my footsteps a disturbing and upset:"MYU!!and "

Discussion of the music generator on the Habrah:

Dixx: It’s all great, but music is essentially one way to convey human emotions and experiences. What are the emotions of a random number generator?
alex_blank: by accident

Of all the melomans, only the oscillograph could distinguish a good transistor sound from a good lamp.

I watched the Chinese top today. I came to the client to treat viruses. Eventually, no viruses were detected. The reason for the strange behavior of the computer was not viruses, but a Chinese mouse, which emulated the keyboard and constantly climbed on the website of the manufacturer.

When you get to the square, go to the side of the Admiralty.
2: "Go to the side of the Admiralty" - do you have cookies?* is

From an article about Apple:

Rightly said, there are three kinds of lies in the world: a lie, a blatant lie, and an Apple presentation.