xxxxx ‎(18:46):
My cat almost never came when I played games.
Today he is lying around all day.
While I read and work.

yyyyy ‎(18:47):
Feel that you are changing.
yyyyy ‎(18:48):
You are Buddha enough.
yyyyy ‎(18:49):
You can feed her.

I lie with my wife on the couch, I watch TV, I start clinging to her...
She: No, I will not be today, I have a cold!
I: Is that here?! to
She: How is it! My nose does not breathe yet, and you are going to shut the last hole!! to
O_O

The female logic.

She: Size is not the main thing.
He: What is important then?
She is... fat!
He: Hey, that’s just one size!
Leave it away, in vain.

If all taxpayers knew what their taxes are, who would pay them?

The story of the hungry and fun student time of the early nineties. My friend and I (in the good sense of the word) lived together and went to eat with three girls living in the same room. Such an unsettling barter-we give them potatoes and sausages, they give us borscht, etc.
Here is one of the ladies-Ira on the nose birthday, and in Peter, as in the whole country, at that time with cheap gifts was tight. I bought with a friend in the garden a set of enameled dishes 5 pieces. From small, to healthy, which would fit a salad for a rural wedding...
And here before the meeting we decided that red dishes in white peanut, a fig gift for a girl in twenty years, we were just lucky, we bought sealed perfumes from the alkas.
I liked the smells, it was fun.
The next day, I came and gave the girls a small bowl from the set. he ate the borscht from the little one, did not noticeably hide it behind the sinus, and the one that was more distorted by the borscht, said thank you and left...
It lasted 5 weeks...
And when I was poured another soup into a huge bowl, Ira said...All!
I’m going to go to the outskirts!! The other girls cried...We had to tell everything...
They long and not without success pursued us with bamboo sticks from the floor, and when they exhaled, they confessed that they watched our house for hours.
“The dish” and decided that they went crazy of the wild snorkeling before the session...

She is:
I finally gave up my rights! I want to buy a car. Maybe
Can you advise what is best for a girl?
He is:
The laundry!

Hetfield 21:04
I was in depression last night and nothing helped me. I decided to go to church. Well, I came, I see - an announcement: demanding singers, workers, and just assistants. I approach from the best of my motivations and ask: ready to help, do you need me? Do you have a Moscow registration? not there? When there is, come here. And here I was covered with coaxil, let me roast! There is no place for gastrabytes in paradise, without a Moscow license they are not taken there! I will die, I will go to the cleansing place, and there they will cry against me: to hell, to hell. Arrived here...

Igor Glazirin: how much do the villas cost near the Volga (minutes 5 walk)?
CG Dmitry Frost: not long stand, burn often

I decided here with a loved one to read something on an intimate, so to speak, topic =)
I stopped reading after five minutes and came across this question:
Hello, I bought an intimate lubricant! I have a question, what to pray with it? (That is with him or me)"
They reacted in one voice: "Smash your head, fool!"

She
I will not do anything wrong with you.

She
No matter how tired you are.

She
There will be massages

She
Sassy

She
fucking

She
The massage

She
ppc

ON (13:08:36 5/07/2010)
Sassy XD

DMNT-R for Sysadmin
I came today to the geodesists in the computer reanimation department, one on the notebook Medieval Total War entirely. I’m like him, what do we do at work?
He: "Telekommunications we put, here is the map!"
I: "In the Middle Ages of Europe?"
He said, “No, they don’t have a stone in their ass!”

With a girlfriend about contraception:
X: What are you drinking now, "Dianu"?
Tomorrow I have to buy a new package. By the way! When in Turkey rested, I bought a local "Diana" there, so I had more breasts from it!
Are there more breasts? You may have sold an ascorbic there. Are you not pregnant?
Fuck...

(Hhhh tells how he walked all night with zzz)
Karoche has already been drunk normally, and already 2 nights and began to fall asleep. The metro opens at 6 p.m. Then he said, “Let us drink a cup of water for the joy.” Well, I said to him: "redbull?"" he was of the type of "no, frog."" in general, he bought 0.5 coli, poured a bag of maccoffe into it and poured more vodka there. Do you know how small bottles are sold in airplanes? began to shake.
Yippidy yi =
XHH: here is it. It is like that, it talks. He begins to open, and from there the foam of the cape is as if polished. He is so "OP!" sharply twisting the lid and into the mouth. The foam of the journey begins to wash and comes out of his nose.
Tagged: ahahahahah
He looks at me, his eyes are like that (O_O) and his nose is whispering with coffee and vodka.
It is a blade (^^,)
He can't stand it and throw away the bottle, starts to cough, sneeze and eventually get sick because of the taste of cola / vodka / coffee in his nose. Caroze Zzz is in shock. I look at him, a minute of silence, and I ask, “Well, how does he rejoice?”)" he is such a "fuck! Do you try it?"
Have you tried it? :) Have you tried it?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Tagged with: facepalm

You can not study and work as a sales consultant, but you can get a higher education and work as a senior sales consultant.

xxx: Yesterday I went to the station, they announced the arrival of the train: "Rapid train number 225...". Two blondes pass by and one says, “Oh, this is our train!” The second - "No, you were clearly told - a fast train - and we (opens the ticket and ticks the first in the nose) wrote - PLACCARD!"... I quietly fall from laughter into the box...

XXX is
I can’t do without music...I do everything three times faster with music than without it.

YYYY
I don’t always do anything as quickly.

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Oh, shame on my head! I was bathed twice. Three Orthodox forums. On one of them for what he wrote in his profile "Catholic, which I am proud of". In the words "grief is sin". One and a half hours on the floor... :D"

I bought a car, but don’t laugh, Ladou Kalin...
The panic:?? to
xxh: I've been driving for two weeks so far, only the badge has fallen
Panicker: It is she eating begins from you, slowly, gradually, first the icons, then the wheels, so you look, in half a year only the wheel you and will remain )))))

sablin522: the squash of the officel - we have a tank T 72B called "Rogatka"
You can imagine what the order sounds like - a straw from a rocker.
And as a defensive, the enemy will decide that the children are beaten up.

I donated blood from a vein. In the office of 2 patients - I and a small girl with a T-shirt Sumerek.
The doctor, a pale 25-year-old boy, leaned toward her, looked at her vein and said in a quiet voice: "Oh, what a luxurious vein!"
Her eyes were like two dishes XD