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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115620
 03.07.2015
XXX: north wind 5-7 m/s sometimes possible up to 20 m/s
YYY: the wind is wrong with you, the server at this time of year
ZZZ: Sometimes an extremely small ping
XXX: We are here at the Extreme Ping...
VVV and the South Bridge
YYY: Small Pings and Big Lies.
YYY: Two villages nearby
VVV: on the different sides of the South Bridge
XXX: while the small pings wash the bags, the big lags already covered
VVV: and the village of Beaty Kesha

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115619
 03.07.2015
What prevents women from being able to take care of themselves? Probably again, men are to blame, because they killed the head of disgusting gender stereotypes.
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Oh guru, tell and teach an eight-year-old child (of any gender) how to defend himself against an adult man.
And read the original quote again, especially pay attention to the word MOST, which is not the same as ALL. No one is insured from a blow in the back of the head. And then they do what they want with you. They want to clean their pockets, they want to clean their pockets. Although you are a healthy man, even a little girl.
And if you see gender stereotypes in everything, that doesn’t mean they are there. Sports competitions are held for men and women separately and there is a reason.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115618
 03.07.2015
So, I remind you, tomorrow, July 3rd, flashmob-flashmob...
In Moscow, lonely souls meet:
- at 18:00 p.m. China-city exit to Varvarka, Orietir - a fun high guy;
At 7 p.m. they were going to drink beer.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115617
 03.07.2015
For the duty of service I study the jqwidgets control library, encountered today in the API description,

Name of Property:

groupsexpandedbydefault

Group sex with pandas by silence.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115616
 03.07.2015
Why there is no IQ test on books
type, if low - it just doesn't open up to you
and so...
I am reading Cant!
The threshold of entry is 120.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115615
 03.07.2015
Okay, I won’t be boring. and :)
It’s too late :D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №115614
 03.07.2015
Forbidden goods from Europe now have to be purchased directly from a manufacturer in China.

by KONDEXIII

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №115613
 03.07.2015
We are four in the family: I, my wife and two daughters. I couldn’t decide who would walk the dog.
The game is: whoever says the first word, goes.
As soon as the dispute came into effect, the daughter with a stone face went to dress up, gathered everything needed for the dog to walk, and fell down. And here she is already opening the entrance door, a dog on a leash, the whole family has built up in the hallway, and we are practically a choir of "Molodec, Pola".
And Polya pleased begins to take off her jacket and says, “Here you got.”

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №115612
 03.07.2015
Greece has demanded from the whole world a fee for 2.5 thousand years of using democracy. “Russia owes us nothing,” Tsipras said.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115611
 03.07.2015
At work heated lunch - chicken with a garner in a lava - is sold in the neighboring dining room. We have a foolish SPF oven - with three buttons for different pre-set periods of time - a cup of coffee, a sandwich and something unclear (equal to 3 minutes). I put the longest, and then intuitively turn off when it seems too hot. An employee, also a programmer, asks:
How do you do it? How do you know when to turn off?
I pull with a smile. It is necessary to feel the weight of food, where it has soft, easily heated parts. I need to know the oven. Then, when you hear that it’s too hot for your tongue, you get it.
Do you tell me the way of the Jedi? I thought there was a criterion. The algorithm.
There is an algorithm: Use the Force, Luke!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115610
 03.07.2015
And for asexuals, religious people, people raised in the USSR, and for some population groups, the species of publicly exchanged saliva of heterosexual couples is wildly detestable. Should we ban kissing and hugging on the streets?
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And let us.
In general, kissing on the street or in a public place is equally inappropriate for any couple.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115609
 03.07.2015
Imagine you are drinking with a friend. As usual, respect each other spiritually, swear in friendship to the grave. And on the wave of enthusiasm, the friend says, "Bla, lecha, I will do everything for you, do you believe? Here are those thousands of bucks as a gift, so you are my great friend"
Take it? Do you go back to sleep in the morning?
This is a question to the gentlemen without moral principles from the violence of shame.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115608
 03.07.2015
I understood! I understood why the archery is such a harsh people.
We take an onion weighing 15 kg (as I was explained, it is still quite weak)
We go to training and do 100 shots (also quite an ordinary training)
As a result, a load of one and a half tons is moved for training :) Without stressing!
At the same time, training in 150-200 shots from 20 kg of bow is not uncommon, easy and unforced, smooth... otherwise accuracy crumbles.
The fucking hobby!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115607
 03.07.2015
He is able to please a colleague. The salary was delayed for a few days. The people went on foot food. When even the hope was over, the phones were ringing - it came!
- All, now you can live in your pleasure... - something counts in the mind - a week.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115606
 03.07.2015
The Russians and Americans are brotherly peoples, they are the hollow ones who struggle us.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115605
 03.07.2015
The case on the separation of the Baltic States from the USSR in judicial proceedings
What is? In the "Court"
There was a battle recently about ships, ships and other ducks. You are there, probably.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115604
 03.07.2015
Commentary on YouTube.
It is a sensation!!Photographs from the Russian navigator and without a mat!!! What a tiger meloman, here is the invisible!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115603
 03.07.2015
... in the evening I got the same portion with me for dinner - a little rice and vegetables (I am quite enough, the man is obviously not) I did not want to be more equal.
*** by
Equality is when both of you can eat as much as you need, not the same (you didn’t get pressed by a male portion)
*** by
Justice is when 100 people have 100 eggs, and equality is when everyone has one.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115602
 03.07.2015
And here crawling among the ruins like thunderstorms in the clear sky - ah poor gay men, can not marry officially, the problem! Oh, it is simple!

I don’t understand why they all run? Is there little problem in the country? Yes, no, in the U.S., you see, gay marriages were allowed, a-a-a, a horror nightmare, they will infect us with gayism and we will all die out! Fight the gays until they push us all out! In addition to same-sex couples in Russia, probably, there were no problems, that everyone so fiercely struggled with them. Not with the robbery of resources, not with the cutting down of pensions and benefits, not with corruption and robberies – with homosexuals! You see, from them all the trouble in Russia-mother goes. The 14th century chapel was also destroyed.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115601
 03.07.2015
It is obvious to me that having sex with a drunk, unfamiliar girl is somewhat stupid. To later complain that you are accused of rape? Or find an unpleasant pain? Keep your head cold, guys.

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