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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115600
 03.07.2015
I’m often met, I usually smile and in a guilty tone say, “No, sorry, I’m married.”

Thus e. all the unmarried you offer to lie,and also apologize for the fact that you dared not want to meet a particular guy? With what to be? Why has the word “no” suddenly turned from a usual rejection into a monstrous insult?

Here are two typical dating dialogues:

Girl, can I meet you?
and no.
Go to #ha! (Any other offensive comment intended to humiliate the girl for rejection.)

Girl, can I meet you?
and no.(Here may be a detailed explanation of having a boyfriend, a husband, three children, an unmarital vow, any other option.)
-The guy is not a wall-moving, and I better, you specifically tell me, I do not see the rings on the finger...bla-bla-bla (until the girl goes on to frank roughness, because he was told somewhere that these girls are so cuddly and you need to "press". Periodically this dialogue ends as well as the first).


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115599
 03.07.2015
Looking at how some with open eyes and mouth foam justify the rapists, you want to join the neighboring geeshrach and support same-sex marriages with both hands. That such as you legitimize relationships and do not approach the faces of the female sex for a mile.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №115598
 03.07.2015
Paint your hair in purple, I said, and go to a rock concert. And the ears of the coastline for diamonds, I said, diamonds are a retreat, my child said then and broke the tunnels by one and a half centimeters. Now, two years later, we have a little black dress and a matte red dress. The hair has long been cut and repainted back to its natural color. Also bought a fake Dior in the shape of a bag. And somehow ask for this image modest nails. And diamonds, if you think, are not so backward.You have to sew tunnels. The child swallowed a plastic bag. 10,000 for one ear. To break through these tunnels cost 400 rubles. But I said.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115597
 02.07.2015
And in all of America’s favourites, by the way, it is. There, in the legislation of some (if not all) states, a paragraph on "postcoital disagreement" is prescribed. This is the case you are writing about. That is, in the United States, if you’re a guy and you want sex, sit and shake.
P.S However, the Russian guys in the United States are not threatened - the Russian will not give any American. Except for an unwashed street prostitute.
and...
Ask those who live in the states, and don’t think about how it is there. In Russia, the number of experts on the United States is more than the number of passports in the population.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115596
 02.07.2015
Oh, reject them clearly and categorically, but gently and with a guilty smile. I would give you all, but unfortunately, I have a boxer husband.
And they will think that any manifestation of "attention" from them, including sluggish compliments and grabbing the ass - is to hide what happiness, otherwise "no" and went on the fool is terrible, you do not appreciate your happiness, 40 cats, cowards.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115595
 02.07.2015
C JavaTalks:

XXX I have a girlfriend. But none of my colleagues, even our timid in 30 years has never been there.
You don’t have a girlfriend and you don’t have a colleague. Your brain has invented all this so that you don’t go mad under the burden of feelings of hatred and loneliness.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115594
 02.07.2015
I am in Aachen. You bark yourself, behave like prostitutes, consciously go wherever you go, buy alcohol... And then blatantly realize – that when I myself bark, my legs expanded, I didn’t want to mean. and ah. You can’t see anything but alcohol. "You drank vodka - now take care of your pellet" (c). and pissing.

You guys are late. Flashmob "how to distinguish a fool" has long since ended. Thank you, this is a great example. It is classic :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №115593
 02.07.2015
With what dust the fools are defending the desire to rape women so that there is nothing for it. And all the chickens are cuddling. Fu is like that.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115592
 02.07.2015
To the reminder:
As a passenger, I will say: even without any accidents, it is simply more comfortable to be a fixed belt than to talk around the cabin with every sharp manoeuvre.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115591
 02.07.2015
Replacement of concepts:

... in the evening I got the same portion with me for dinner - a little rice and vegetables (I am quite enough, the man is obviously not) I did not want to be more equal.
*** by
Equality is when both of you can eat as much as you need, not the same (you didn’t get pressed by a male portion)

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115590
 02.07.2015
Have a joke?
==== is
At the concert of AC/DC. An unfamiliar red girl nodded and kissed. I was happy, I thought, I was lucky. Coming home, the wife felt the spirits of others and firmly confident that the mistress, in the story with a sudden kiss does not believe. Now I’m looking for that girl to bring home and prove...
= is
At such a concert, there is usually such a crowd, everyone tries about you leaving different smells, fucking then you wash off. Getting the mistress be a man, confess, there is nothing to stick to the left hand and shame AC/DC.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115589
 02.07.2015
I feel good in Russia.
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
The wolf, are you?! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115588
 02.07.2015
The office is restless today. Two managers cannot tolerate each other. One receives a call "Site for people of non-traditional orientation? One minute, I pass the tube to the specialist on this profile..." And pass the tube with the poker face to the second manager...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №115587
 02.07.2015
The New:
here here :

Legal rights as in a normal family? Why only gay? Why can’t I and my best friend Vasa get those rights? Are we worse because we don’t spit in the ass?

Why not get? You get. As soon as you get married. "In the back" for this "spy" is absolutely not necessary (surprise!) is

Fantastic gay marriages! Only at us! Hurry to!! Hurry to!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №115586
 02.07.2015
As a child, I wrote letters on Ally Pugacheva’s toilet paper and washed them, thinking that they would reach the address.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115585
 02.07.2015
Girl (five years old): Grandma, turn on the TV!
B: Nothing good is being shown at this time.
D: Well let’s look at the bad thing!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115584
 02.07.2015
Our boss at work complained that she slept badly at night, then it turned out that she was studying the tax code before going to bed.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115583
 02.07.2015
Ten or fifteen years ago, those who were not spoiled by propaganda (which grew up in the USSR) did not give birth, and now those who are spoiled do not have problems. Maybe it is something else?

Did you know what happened after the introduction of maternity capital? And they were born, mostly, not in the cities but in the villages. My mother works in the maternity facility of the MUZ CRB (the central district hospital-there come to give birth from all the villages of the area).So very, very many-she does not work anywhere, her husband does not work anywhere fifth sixth seventh and more child. They live on benefits and benefits, often drinking, dirty. Therefore, children will be raised, and the need for such a population increase. And according to statistics, yes, it is now being born more. This is how the increase in population is going.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115582
 02.07.2015
Dated by:

But here we are facing a very real problem: no one will eat soon. And on the table to cover no one, and cook no one and grow too. However, it is OK. But even for the rights of gays to fight - nobody will. This is sad, right?
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The world’s population continues to grow, and even gay people around the world cannot slow down this process. Per the problem is that heterosexual couples do not want to have children, and they do not want to have children, because the conditions for raising children in Russia are Scottish? Well, and already here "the child is only needed by the grandmother, the man he did not give up." What shit these same men are outraged about gay people and demographics in the country, although they themselves run away from children, like from the fire? Aaa, everything is clear: children should be done and raised by everyone except me, my beloved. For 1 case of a homosexual-child freezer, there are at least a dozen such alpha-heterosexual males. You are wrong with your accusations, gentleman.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115581
 02.07.2015
Let’s discuss all the points:

This
...
I am against violence. But, fucking, at first, the girl is really puzzled, since the moment when one went the cock knows where with three men.

She went with her boyfriend and his friends. With a person who could be trusted by the idea and next to whom you could relax.
...
Remember first
1 went
2 broke up
3 agreed
Four men competed
5 received
6 made a statement
and...
1st She went with her boyfriend who should protect and protect her.
2nd Drunk - all drunk, maybe his dose does not know.
Three Agreed - in an unconscious state, which is not considered to be consent by law.
4 is The man complained to her for what she had convinced herself.
5 is He beat her for what he convinced herself.
6 is She shuddered and wrote a statement. This would not be the case, let’s look at point 3.

The fault itself? Well, of course, it was all in her head, and nobody told her, blue in the spirit, right? She can be blamed only that she met with an idiot, and with this it is many problems, maybe he seemed a sweetheart at first. This systematic transfer of guilt to the victim is a classic symptom of a culture of sexual violence against women. We live in this culture. Yes, you support her, congratulations.

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