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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8261
 29.07.2008
of Shamakhani:
How is ubi?

sht is:
Sham, I guess you missed the fifth, or the letter "ch"?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8260
 29.07.2008
Night@
God, I’ve lived up to singing the song of Timothy (
Pepito
In principle, I guess where his songs come from.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8259
 29.07.2008
Rk Khao Ryback
add to the info yourself "when requesting authorization send a photo of Siseg"

Rk Khao Ryback
who sends the breasts dressed, the wise and the humble

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8258
 29.07.2008
Situation in the bus. The girl speaks very loudly with her girlfriend on the phone, the aunt nearby is already bored.
I would love to live in Miami.
Aunt (cooking to her): You're Tolstota for Miami

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8257
 29.07.2008
I would like to get an avatar normal.
YYY: Where are you?
xxx to live)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8256
 29.07.2008
Call for technical support of a program running through a web-interface
You know, it doesn’t open up for me.
This may be due to two reasons – you have a low internet speed, or you are using the wrong browser. What browser do you have?
-mmmmmm, yeah, and you couldn't call it any other way, or I don't understand in your terms.
-MMM, yeah, that's where you type the address of our program.
This is www.te
No, this is not the address itself, but where do you enter it, how it is called?
Internet Explorer, do you have any options?
I guess you have a problem on the internet.
The internet is great!!! to
What is the speed?
-mmmmmm, good, and there’s speed, I’m telling you your program doesn’t work...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8255
 29.07.2008
Nashikawa: You are a shit.
Funny is? Oh, and why am I?
Funny is? I am a rare romantic.
Nash: Oh how
Tell me what my eyes are.
Funny is? Well, they are such
Tagged: are they beautiful?
Funny is? Yes Yes
Nashville: Are they unlikely?
Funny is? Yes Yes
:nasjkaaa: tricky and exciting?
Funny is? and so on))
:nasjkaaa: are they elastic?
Funny is? Yes Yes
Funny is? Oh is
Funny is? No is
Funny is? The fucking!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8254
 29.07.2008
ROC(25-Jul/20:34)> pshel nah shorter
Sa(25-Jul/20:35)> Where is it?
ROC(25-Jul/20:37)> will you dress up naked below the belt, approach the mirror, see there such a small piece just under the belly hanging? but no, you don’t see, take the lupe... so... here he is... on him and go.


[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8253
 29.07.2008
xxx> I’m reading the introduction 1C: maybe you’ve never worked with 1C:Enterprise programs and you’re curious to know what it is? Per you have heard that there is such a system and want to understand what possibilities they have? Or maybe...? Or maybe...?
But nobody has suggested - "Maybe you at work in the mouth of this book the boss ticked and said: Teach, shit, not that shit, fucking!!and "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8252
 29.07.2008
The joker recalled:
Prehistory
We have a masterpiece on the Matan of the Matan, a demon was chased, he holds all non-children, in the universe even a proverb, he gave the Matan, you can get married... at the last lecture he was angry with something hard, no one is preparing for the spring, he briefly said that there will be a juppy at the seminar, and I bought a mobile phone and put on the SMS monologue of the Archimond from the varic.
history
We are all so prepared for the seminar, we are all sitting quietly waiting for it, here I get a text message and the whole audience"trepid mortals, Evil has come to this world!", the predecessor enters and sees the whole group under the tables and there is a real JOPA!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8251
 29.07.2008
I go on the street. A grandmother aged 60 years and a grandson aged 5-6. This miracle in paints describes the process of playing in some computer toy, accompanied by all of this hand and foot waving.
- And here I run into the room, and there is a monster - well, I shoot him... and here on the right another - I am in his head... and here behind me - I go back again - Bach-bach!!! to
The grandmother quietly walks ahead of her occasionally with her head. Her grandson gives
- But here they run out at once five... I don’t have time and I’m killed...
He hung his head, his eyes to the ground.
The grandmother calmly turned her head to him:
You should have registered, granddaughter!

Very smiling at the beginning of the day :) I expected my grandmother to continue something like "I would be in your place..."


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8250
 29.07.2008
One who clicks the plus or minus on the main twice to see the emoji?

Fuck, fuck, why did he say so, went to look at the smiley.

Blonde girl with a shirt!! to

How did you find out? O O O O

Who is here?? to

No to! ^ ^ ^

>_<

Smilefagues suck the whore!
Olso, this thread is captured ʘ_ʘ

I just wanted to mention in the quote...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8249
 29.07.2008
XXX is Healthy! How to do?
YYY: I have no idea, I have an unlimited connection! and :(

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8248
 29.07.2008
111 recently decided to count, my cat is jumping.

222 for me?

111 well, the bank of cat canned foods costs about 50 p, it is enough for 1-2 days, and besides them, he does not eat anything... you catch, he eats a jump of money for a month... for a year...

222 and you buy him a toilet filler?

111, and the jump is going on.

2 of 3))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8247
 29.07.2008
xxx: the last video is good
XXX is better than others.
YYY: Is he not losing?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8246
 29.07.2008
Last Friday of July, 18.00. call to technical support.

WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB
technical support (I) - Hi, you want to call a specialist to you now...
YU - Yes
I — let me clarify... you want to call a specialist to come to you now, on Friday.
YU - Yes
On Friday, at 6 p.m.
YU - Yes
I am on Friday at 6 p.m. on the day of the system administrator.
YU - Yes
I’m nnuu... we have one specialist who can walk... but it’s in your interest that he doesn’t come to you today...
YU – thank you

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8245
 29.07.2008
I sit with my friends and friends in the movie theater. A woman passes by with a wifi router. Friend: -Hujace, like a normal girl, and the wify is dragging! My girlfriend: That’s why her dress is ugly!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8244
 28.07.2008
The xxx:
I have an old scanner. In fact, there is no nickel on it. Not my truth, but I have forgotten it all.
YYYY :
The abdomen. Spit for money.
The xxx:
to whom?
YYYY :
Is there little evil?
The xxx:
Will you buy a scanner?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8243
 28.07.2008
CBeTuk - And what kind of disc of such a house lies ANIMEMIX?
Foster – yeah... it looks like there’s an anime...
Foster - and there is a feather for the sweetheart, you better use it as a coffee pad)
Foster – and what else is written on it?
CBeTuk - Not knowing he in the note already
Foster – yeah... well read it.
CBeTuk - I will die
Foster – I don’t remember what’s there... so... I guess... he’s been there for a long time.
CBeTuk - O_O about the hoyaceans you have?
Foster – that’s how I shot a sniper, hurt...)))
here... grit on the price hentai, what Japanese shizes... well he and left to roll in the bag)
CBeTuk – you probably haven’t even looked at it.
Foster - no, well estimate what these ponzi shoes should have been.) I was surprised (not less than yours) and read how then in the woods...shortly so he was there and lost... I don’t remember what she was there.
CBeTuk – it’s not a very decent cartoon and not because there’s a girlfriend, but because she’s HORRORY!!! What kind of monsters!What a stuff!! Horrible what they do!!! to
Foster – not chuts and tantals
Foster - * to... ((


[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8242
 28.07.2008
I am angry with my cat when he does something: "Azzskaya cattle, there is no shredder for you!"" When he says "shredder", his ears are pressed and he scratches under the couch.

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