Why did you come to meet Odmin with your wife on the Sysadmin day?
2: She has me too.
Heh, and what will it go by?
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XXX is fucking. The software for my phone was clearly written by sadists. When you put the alarm clock, this snooker so echoingly writes "there is 3 hours 11 minutes before the signal"

He dropped into the sorting and disappeared. I think it’s been there for a long time.I approach the door and I hear the sound of a periodically whispering air refresher.
Does it refresh the air? ?
If b. I opened the door, and he is sitting on a push, and in front of him there is a balloon with a refresher pulling...and bubbling, Turn on the jump engine...and a pshyik from the balloon...We enter the space of the enemy colony...Pipez! And this 32-year-old man and the director... I am in shock.
Wow: killed:)))))))))) This is what the heat does)))))

Plant (19:03:40 28/07/2010)
You are here

Wedding (19:03:53 28/07/2010)
bold affirmation

I come to work in the morning, and my colleague is already sitting behind my comp and doing something there.
I (indignantly): "Who are you?"
Collega (not separating from the comp): "Pearls!"
The office slipped...

XXX: This would be the watchman of the morgo to arrange. At night - you cuddle on the stove, in the morning - to work, and sleep yourself in the morning quietly on the table, in the cool. Only the screams of visitors will bother when you roll from side to side.

Man1ac: I thought here... that when you flatter with a girl in the water, throwing her out of the water over the waist, then say the phrase "if you stretched your legs a little, you could sit on my neck" slightly reckless :)

Are you not scared of cocaine?
I don’t have a cat, very much.

Koroleva-Tasha (c)

Are you a romantic in your soul?
I am shaving my feet in the soul!

Aaaah! The man who "never broke the deadlines for the submission of the project" broke the deadline for the submission of one program.
It's shit like in that anecdote: "I say the place is cursed, and you are hands from your ass, hands from your ass."

Yesterday, the boss of 20 minutes explained that you need to speak clearly and on the case.

The incident occurred at the Alexandrovsky Garden metro station. For those who do not know, the train there comes to the platform, the people are unloaded, the following are loaded and all this goes back - 2-3 minutes the whole process. In the evening, of course, longer: the people are still smaller, the intervals between trains are more genuine.
Here I go one evening, not too late yet, but people are a little. Everyone has already gone out, only a very sublime guy is crawling in the wagon.
And the periodically appropriate asks - is it final? Yes, it is final. Another seat – is it final? This is final. And so on 5.
And here’s under the words "Be careful, the doors are closing..." the people are beginning to collapse in large numbers.
Everyone is already worried - the train is leaving, and the guy is never leaving. And the guy pouches the oils into the fire, with a nervous voice again asking "This is the final?" The people of the choir are already crying: Yes, this is the final, the final!!! So go out sooner!
And here the guy with an evil voice with a note of despair reads:
All of you go in then!!!! to

I work for the Federal Migration Service (FMS). So, like this summer in nature when they drank, he wasn’t quite sober, saw a donkey and let’s pursue it with a scream: “Where are the documents for living in our country, African donkey!”and "

aaa: I know that the community is forbidden to consult, but the question of the dentist is what can be done in travel conditions (I am in the train, go for three days) when the flux appears?

At the nearest station, put your head under the wheel.

ccc: this is not a consultation (but it should help) - put your head under the wheel

Do not listen to them, they are incompetent. At the nearest station, put your head under the wheel.

Today I walked with my wife and child in the park.
xxx: Accidentally found a stone with the inscription 11 years ago - "There were fucking Misha and Katya". My wife and I smiled. :D

Offer to:
I remember how it was in school: when you need to pull something, repair, connect, it is Lechu to take from the lesson, he is working!
And when the teacher inserted the disk on the wrong side, so it is necessary to call a smart Slavik, he comes and makes a non-biological look, turning the disk, and then the whole lesson goes through.

xxx: This is a shit to hide the year of birth, if, fucking, you are in the group "Born in 1992"?

In the army, strength is important, not the mind. For example, that year I could not move the stalls in the village from the place, and in the winter I pumped and cleaned all the stalls.
Wow A, if you had the mind, you would have already thought of using the lever that year...

Elladan: I want Toyota to make a model "Intellect"
Elladan: So I see the headline of the news: "On the roads of Moscow today 7 people were drowned by intelligence" :)

(From the window to the window)
The son looks into the room, sees a sleeping cat and leaves.
I: Hey... Did you come here to check out the cat? I still have here...
He: Well, in the last 15 years you have never fallen out of the window.