here here :
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I cannot calm.
Here in one quotation someone "bensopil broke the pollen..."
No matter his moose, but the guy is really cool!
Or unreally stupid.
Or the author...
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This is an old joke: a man bought a gasoline and a few days later returns to the store,
This is because productivity does not reach the stated level. In the passport it is written that 5 cubes of wood per hour, and he does not get more than two. The seller poured gasoline, pulled the trigger, and the man said, "Why is it that she was buried?"
A good try, my friend. Unfortunately, I don’t know what the Instagram icon looks like and I don’t have it in the notification area.
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Oh, you still say you eat food instead of photographing it.
Irene [03:39:07]
Hi Vanessa, how are you?
The Heavens [03:40:27]
See also "Dambo"
I cried like a beaten prostitute.
Why is this world so cruel?
Why did the elephant not accept because of his ears?
I cried and watched.
and crying
Here's the abbreviation:"GBUZ КО ОКОХБВЛ of the Kemerovo region".
If repeated a few times, you can call Ktolhu.
I cleaned the floor. The door opens and the son enters. In the shoes. From the sandbox. With a scream "I am just after the ball!Followed by Daddy with the shout "Mommy soap, where are you clean!!!" and the In the shoes. in the wash.
1: How are you?
2: No... Nothing that the chest is burning. The back of the wheel.
Two feet with a cross.
2: It goes – it breaks...
I have grown up and I can tell the truth. Uncle from the plastic factory, are you really not doing it out of shit?
Real quotation on fontanka.ru
"In France, a couple of drug addicts are tried for walking a rapist on a leash."
The Netherlands smokes nervously.
Cotte, shredder, stubborn odmin )
I write to the designer that the client asks to rework the layout. The answer:
What kind of horses are
d) They
d) Although...
Someone is wrong on the internet:
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Stewardesse with "forbidden", which was obtained by "compatriots".
You should transfer to truly “international” flights from anywhere from Asia or Africa, and not in the direction of Turkey-Egypt-Spain... That you would have to stumble upon a wild straw in the cabin, explain to the locals what to wash in the toilet and solve problems when all the toilets are filled with paper and towels. I would look at you as if you reacted to the chaotic movement of black people and Chinese, Indians and ubiquitous Americans in the lobby of the greedy to communicate with each other, who, as advertised, move in groups, creating traffic jams in the passages. Are you talking in the room after the Russians? Dress, how did it go?
Flying for a month on these lines you will become a fierce patriot.
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When will you realize that someone’s bad behavior doesn’t automatically make your behavior good? Just because someone can scratch you in the head doesn’t mean you have to be grateful for being “just a scratch.”
Work made the monkey a very tired evil monkey.
I was almost scared here recently. I sit at night in the palisadnik in the chair of the crawler, in the headphones from the tablet I look at the abode of evil 1. The moment where Mila Jovovich runs on some tubes and her feet are caught by zombies. At this moment, the yoghurt sucks up to me and ticks my naked nose into my naked foot. A whole bunch of feelings!
Yesterday night, a girl with a big bust fought with me. She went into the elevator with me, and I unwittingly looked at her breasts.
She suddenly asked:
Young man, can you finally push?
Something went wrong here...
Old quotes in the light of the 21st century
GMO has escaped...
I add :
The complete absence of sexual life is not when you have not had sex for more than a year, but when you dream of porn, then you do not participate in it, but look through the hole.
... sincerely wondering what the shit is happening and why all this needs to be done
XXX: I also have my boss.
xxx: how I look at the command line and rush every minute
xxx: ninja alt-tab, ept. 9 of Dan.
XXX: What are you doing tonight?
Tagged: fucking
XXX in the evening?
Tagged: fucking
Okay, what about the day?
YYY: Find out how
Spam is coming:
If you read it, your customers will read it! ......
Before I had time to press delete, the thought dimmed:
I removed it, my clients will remove it too.
X: Every morning the mayor of the city of Debaltsevo comes to the entrance to the city and checks whether the letter "D" has not been stolen from the stella;
Y is
The candidate in the measures of the city of Debaltsevo promises to raise the standard of life in the city to such a level that you will have to change the letter "D" in the name to "For"
Sleep well here.
and thy.
and thy.