A video with speaking Beatles, one of the comments:
Someday, this wonderful group will have enough money to buy a third microphone for George.

Where did you come from? I am a man, and for 2000 I will buy meat, vegetables, which I have enough for the first, second and salad. Not for one day. On smoothies and tofu, I agree not enough.

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Once to go and once to eat are two big differences.
Not everyone can afford to go to the store every day - then work, then work, in general, every hernia has.
So yes, 2K will be small for one trip.

The story took place in my deep childhood, when my mother’s puzzles on the horizon were introduced to primitive horror.

The morning. My mother calls. “Get the cocktails out of the freezer in the evening to freeze up,” he says. “Just don’t forget. Do not forget, I say.”

But the day was long and busy, so I remembered my promise only after my mother called, “Overall, I’ll be home in 20 minutes, I hope you haven’t forgotten the cocktails.”

Panic and panic! My childhood brain was looking for any way to accomplish a party task from a mom in such a short period of time. And all this happened under the auspices of dementia and courage.

“The plate! “I thought. “Take the cocktails on the plate and they will freeze.”

The plate. The gas. The cocktails were deadly frozen to a faisan plate.

Consequently, after a few seconds of such searches, the plate cracked exactly in half... with still frozen cocklets on each side.

Time was getting less and less.

“The hot water! »

And now, dear friends, let’s think together what can happen if you pour hot water into the boilers.

Enclosed by a traffic jams, in which, in warm water, float broken into the farce coatlets.

“That is blind! ! to They need to be blinded back. ! to »

My childhood brain guessed taking a little flour to blind them back was easier. But here is the problem: after their reincarnation, the coclets still did not want to keep their shape.

I stuck them in the freezer and locked the maximum freeze. Just a few minutes later, a new plate with puddles, slightly covered with a layer of inguinum, appeared on the kitchen table.

“If I had really got them sooner, I would have melted up,” I thought and went for the hairdresser.

And here, I, in my red-and-white-pointed dress, stand in the kitchen and lovefully warm the coatlets with a hair dryer.

A bell at the door.

I, moving my little legs as quickly as possible, run with the dryer toward the bathroom, clamp it in the box and clean it on the shelf, where it has a place.

“Mom, hello... »

My mother never knew about my adventure, but insulted me for the broken (ha-ha) plate.

A few days later she called me and asked me a very compromising question:

Why do we have a fan in farce?

Cappuccino, Cappuccino...
It is still far from artificial intelligence. Proving that you are not a robot is very difficult.

In order for children to not bear the brain on the long road, we have been traveling exclusively at night for several years. Driving most of the road. We are going on vacation, 2 thousand kilometers in one direction ahead. I say to my husband: "I need to throw a song on the flash on the road". He said: "No need! I am myself. And then I know your songs: baju-batyushki-baju... sleeps sweetly for us in paradise.
Black humor is black humor.

<rex> I wanted to borrow some money from you, 500 rubles. Do you give?
<juli> I will not. I will borrow money.)

HHH
I was told that Artem and we had a fire on the cattle... take one to live, we will take on the expenses...
WOWU
= = )
HHH
I think it’s fucking shit! It burned! I wonder where did you get my phone from?
HHH
The call of the day! by Fuck!

From discussion on useless-faq, like pigeons, or more precisely, pigeon pairs recognize each other.

Aaa: I have the same question about the Chinese: how does the Chinese jinn know in the evening that it is her husband who came home, and not a neighbor?
BBB: She puts the mark on the cross.
ccc: The problem is that they all have crosses. And the number of possible flowers is much less than the number of husbands.
ddd: Each cross has its own shape. In fact, there were hieroglyphs.

The bruising woods of Bryan,
And a whirlwind in a soldier flag...
Yesterday the SS
Picasso was caught in the woods.

He stood with a shot shoulder.
The fog flattened in the field.
He said nothing,
He gave no secret to the fascists.

He did not speak a word,
Disregarding threats and rewards.
The Soviet Pokémon.
He was silent with a proud glance.

A glowing candle.
In the wake of the mouse...
The death of the brave Pikachu.
Hero of the Soviet Union.

Memento_mori: I’ve always loved sitting alone. In the first class, I was tried to get a boy who was studying very poorly so that I could pull him up. He suffered with me, poor man. I wrap him in the circle, then I’ll do something else with him. He angered me with his stupidity. They set off. Then in all the schools where I studied, I was sitting on the back seat alone and the whole class was writing to me, and the teachers thought that once I was sitting on the gallery, I wrote to everyone. all the exams I took because of this in a special position: the seat was preparing next to the teachers, so that it was visible that I did not write, answered several tickets instead of one, to confirm that I was not one learned and he accidentally got me, and all, and a bunch of additional questions had to be answered. Sovereignty is always expensive :D

Lo Rean
Today at 01:32

In one man. The institution was the Deputy Chief of Science. The smartest and wisest man. The smart. Doctor of Science. Suddenly, there was an incomprehensible transformation. In a short time he turned into a tyrant, intrigue, gossip, and cynic. All the subordinates could not understand what had happened to him. They thought, they guessed... They did not come to an agreement, they agreed that power ruined man. It lasted a long time, but it stopped suddenly. The editor revealed the mystery: the chef brought her a new monograph dedicated to the theory of management. According to her, reading, understanding that all the conflicts in the group were carefully documented and described by experiments was unbearable. She was willing to forgive her boss everything, but being a trial rabbit was at the limit of her virtue.

X: Now it is like: if a man is not a vegan, not a viper, not a pidor, then he is most likely to catch Pokémon. There are no options anymore!
Okay, do not float it! There are good alcoholics.

Law and civilized society. Recently, the State Duma was asked to consider abolishing the criminal prosecution for domestic violence. This is contrary to traditional values. These are the things that interest our country and where we all go.

Title of the Year: "ZBI-1 and ZBI-2 will present new EMDs at VCHD A/P"

Well it was))

Revenge of rape victim: burned the rapist
defua, 7 July 2016
The comments:

As if he had asked for it himself. He was wearing such lightweight clothes.
If he didn’t want to be burned, he would have stayed at home.
He probably drank that night, and alcohol makes you easily exposed to fire and flame.
“Why didn’t he stop, didn’t fall and didn’t start to ride on the floor? I had to fall and ride on the floor. He probably secretly wanted to burn.
If you read the article, the eyewitnesses say that he bought a lighter that day before. He must have burned himself and just lied about it. It is so typical.
He just needed to relax and have fun. These are just warm hugs. (Here is a game of words, kindling means both excitement and incitement. It is difficult to translate into Russian.)
We need to start teaching people to wear only fire-resistant clothes and always wear a fire extinguisher. For their safety.
It is his parents’ fault. They had to teach him what kind of fire-resistant clothes a young man should wear at such a young age.

It is insane! In Russia, oil is like in the Arab Emirates, and people live poorer!

How many people are in the Arab Emirates?

Four million people.

- So four million in Russia also live like in the Arab Emirates.

One day our boss decided it was time to save on electricity. The cheapest motion sensors were purchased to turn off the lights. One of these sensors was installed by handcuffs in the toilet. They didn’t find a better option than to turn it on instead of the switch – near the door, a meter from the floor. The sensor looked sadly at a number of washing machines and did his job properly. Once something broke in it and he began to turn off the light after ten seconds, if he did not record sharp movements (he did not perceive smoothness). To the toilet began to take lamps (in the cabins the sensor did not see movements), and washing hands started by making sharp rotating movements of the pelvis with a periodicity of 10 seconds, so that the light did not turn off.

I rattled like an unusual when I once saw the workers washing their hands at the same time in five washing machines and then in the mind of everyone worked a timer (type, now turn off the light) and all five synchronously twisted their asses, as in a cabaret)))

Candidates for employment
XXX will be a new boy) will not come
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and joined)
YYY: Where did she get them from?
XXX: the center of our career is somewhere
and KMM. Careers... Stone what careers are they wooling?
XXX is AHA. Those whom they cast off the rocks are picked up.

And let those under-men who do not understand the horrors of rape, rape each other alternately and then already reason here objectively, joke all sorts of things, funny examples. They even comment on their previous posts.

I went to the website of Anonymous Alcoholics.
You know, there is such a half-sect.

They sit in a circle and start telling stories. It starts like this:
My name is Ivan, I am an alcoholic.

I turned on Skype and tried it virtually.
It’s really interesting even if you don’t drink.)