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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115560
 02.07.2015
The older you get, the clearer you realize that a birthday once a year is not so rare.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115559
 02.07.2015
This is:

And I sat in the car for the first time to my future husband, and even from him gifts was uncomfortable to accept. The initiator of the continuation was, of course, he, but if I was not ready for it, to initiate something he would simply not have the opportunity - banally nowhere. On the street or in the cafe, no one will rape anyone if she went home herself, and even knocked - yes, this is definitely a cocktail, not a refusal. And the statement then because of the lack of the promised iPhone or stamp. So is it :)
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This is from such afterwards and flies into the unfortunate raped "the dog will not want, the cow will not jump". But victims of violence are not always lovers of dubious entertainment and free drinks.
Did you not think, smart woman, that it was only you that could consider the guy to be your future husband, and he could quite well take you, lightheartedly sitting in the car with him, to a deserted industrial zone and beat and raped there? Violent persons do not always behave and look like a hoodie, some love to hunt, deceive the future victim, care first, so it is sweeter then to mock her.
Violents, like you, often say that the victims themselves provoked them, that they are to blame. But how could violence be provoked, for example, by minors or old women? Have any ideas?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115558
 02.07.2015
As a result, I climb. I have been driving myself for 7 years. Interested in your opinion.
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It’s stupid to gather opinions when there’s statistics. Rems reduce the fatality from traffic accidents by about three. Given the situation, when you will die with a belt, and you will die without a belt, it means that in one case you will be stuck, and therefore burned, there will be at least ten, if you were stuck, you will remain alive.

I had one car accident, in the ugly place of the reconstructed New Riga from the back-to-back hit a rider standing at one hundred and fifty. I was told then - said, man, how you could only keep the car after that and not come to the concrete blocks, nor to any of the neighbors. Only if I had not been caught up at that moment and flew on the wheel - fucking I would have held anyone, in the best case I would have stayed with my wife with zero legs on two.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115557
 02.07.2015
In Poltava, the tax inspectorate was shot from a grenade.

Wild Wild West.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115556
 02.07.2015
Sorry to enter:

And no one here imposes a heterosexual relationship on anyone.

Remember at least five cases when people in the United States were fired and persecuted for publicly calling for pedophilia? Reverse cases occur about once a month. And this is only in the largest institutions/firms.
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What is the "call to pedestrian" and where did you see it at all? "Acceptance of the LGBT community", "equal rights for sex minorities" and other slogans are all about something else. Let us all become gay and let us touch the anus - this is a call to pedestrianism, but give at least one such example! As long as I have lived in the United States (more than half of my forty-year life), I have never heard such calls in New York, San Francisco, New Orleans, Miami, or even in the, damn damn, gay donald of Palm Springs. They are on the pen, haha. and all! Well, in Castro (gay district in the SF) you can sometimes see a naked man with a flag, well, in California, public nakedness is legal, if without a stand. I’ve lived and lived among openly gay people and couples, and they don’t bother me at all, imagine? All kinds of blatant preachers (gay are sinners, Jesus will save everyone, evolution is a lie) hinder much more.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115555
 02.07.2015
I understood the secret of the boxing career of Klitschko. He talks to the opponent during the match, causing him severe mental injuries, causing the opponent to have a cognitive dissonance, which grows into an injury, and he becomes an easy target.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115554
 02.07.2015
A lot of bucoff...And then, the well-known fact that a child raised by a single mother is more likely to become gay, because. He sees only a female model of behavior in his life. What model of behavior will he see in a same-sex family?
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Well, according to your logic, in a gay family he will grow up 100% male. And men can’t look at girls, but they will look and behave like women)))

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №115553
 02.07.2015
The state provides a lot of benefits for families (from mortgages to mortgages). It does this not for goodness, but in exchange for a high probability of population growth.
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The Ohrid! The heterosexual couple will not take the application in the HSC until they both present a certificate of fertility from all doctors? And women older than forty-seven are not allowed to marry, and they have already begotten their own, why do they have a husband?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115552
 02.07.2015
grandfather in white coat, hat, family made today the day of all the office

Half-morning he walked under the windows and shaved grass, with a saw, hand-worn...

(The Chelyabinsk region if anything.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115551
 02.07.2015
Don’t confuse guys who just want to fuck a new girl with those who want him to have a girlfriend with whom you can not only make love, but also talk, go to the movie, go for a walk, try to write poems and the most extreme case to marry and create a family with children.

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They do not differ externally. And in the first minute of acquaintance the manifestation of intentions does not occur.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115550
 02.07.2015
Recently, we explained exactly what risks we are taking. And the risk of hitting under a false claim of rape here is present, and how. Here were the voices in the girl's head - she set the statement and took it into a lie. You will prove that there was no rape. And the mentions that - mentions it is only in joy, they have an extra field in terms of revelation is added.
and c)

Fuck you guys, where do you get such fancy pictures in your head, right?

Well, okay, she will declare the rape, which was not, and you will declare that she stole 20 thousand dollars from you, which were stored under the bed in the box, grandmother’s inheritance. She will prove that she didn’t steal. And the mentions that - they only to joy, they have an extra field in terms of disclosure is added...

Or tell me that she wanted to snatch you with a tail at night while you were asleep, you woke up somewhat miraculously a second before and barely had time to turn away (in this option you can even snatch yourself with a tail on the bed next to the pillow). She will prove that there was no assassination. The mentions that...

Or here! The ideal option is to say that she raped you. There is a neighboring article in the UK. She will prove that there was no rape. The mentions that...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115549
 02.07.2015
What is characteristic: the real heterosexual is really not hot and not cold because of whether gay can marry or not. In order to confer this natural civil right, it is not necessary to oppress the rights of others. What do homophobes really want? Each of them has a wealthy gay relative who wants to inherit everything not all his life to his spoiled relative, but to a loving cohabitant? I doubt something, this is not such a statistically common case in life.

Honestly, the whispers of homophobes resemble the assertion in the spirit of "forbid to sell and eat tomatoes - I don't eat them. Yes, the cockroaches I eat will be sold in the same amount, whether or not there are tomatoes, but I demand that ALL buy and eat only cockroaches because I eat them!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115548
 02.07.2015
I collect dirty clothes from the children, carefully hidden by them in the closets. I ask a girl who recently washed her phone:
Do you have anything in your pockets?
and no. Only flowers and stones.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115547
 02.07.2015
And on account of potatoes... Try a cat in the spring to give vitamins or at least bring from the street where a bunch of young grass is cleaner.
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Oh, Mishka, and you don’t even know that people care about you ?
He eats the vitamins of his cats, though without pleasure. I like any raw vegetables. Potatoes, cabbage, carrots, sweet pepper, broccoli, radish. Champignons are very respectful. In short, the veterinarian made the diagnosis - cat gurman. Recommendations - let him eat, since he loves it, in small amounts will not harm.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115546
 02.07.2015
Do you go to bed with him? © by
1st Useful for the body, read in the journal
2nd It will escape.
Three The stamp in the passport obliges
4 is I love him so much that I don’t care whether I end up or not.

That is so, a slide.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115545
 01.07.2015
Each of us is given free of charge by nature a certain amount of dust, which can be used, but which cannot be sold or smoked.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115544
 01.07.2015
Better to go to the bathroom and be late than to arrive on time and get crazy.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115543
 01.07.2015
Here, on democratic values to put with the doorstep, would not die.

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That is the matter! They lived badly according to their laws, they moved where other laws were, and where they lived better - and immediately began to demand the introduction of their laws! Well, what, apart from clinical idiotism and the fierce drive of the former slave, not to become free, but to get their slaves - can this be explained?? to

Imagine people living, each in his own house, according to his own laws. One catches a mouse with a mouse, the other catches a mouse like this: water everything with gasoline and burn it. Half of his family is killed, he himself with burns, in panic runs from his home to a stranger, there he is accepted, he lives, burns heal, and here he sees the owners carry a mouse. He would be glad that here he is not waiting for that hell that he has arranged for himself at home, but not! Instead, he goes out with demonstrations, gets a tank of gasoline, begins treating the house owners, demanding that they catch mice the same way he is trying to burn their house. Where is the brain? Or a drop?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115542
 01.07.2015
The American middle house is problematic to call a home... With the same success you can knock the sticks into the ground, between them stepler to pin a cardboard, top cover with a gesture and rejoice how great it is to live in a large house.

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So they have the appropriate climate that you can live in a cardboard box. And we do not care about the people, we do not care about the climate.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115541
 01.07.2015
You have to ride a motorcycle around the city.
How to get to the borders?
Well, before the borders, you have to get off the highway and lift it up.
zzz: Oh, you have to get off the highway before entering Russia.

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