Nordling: As long as a plant grows, it is a plant. Once you cut it, it is a set of parts of the plant. If some parts of the plant contain narcotic drugs and psychotropic substances, then, accordingly, to them control measures are applied the same as to drugs and psychotropic substances.
Rompo: We have to come up with how to smoke a growing plant and we will be happy.

(I already in the process of pronouncing the phrase I thought about what wording of the proverb about the difference of tastes to apply - classical or "flomastrian")

Me: I like it so much. In taste and color, all comrades are different!
he: hm... purely female approach))

During the repair of the corridor in the office, the water cooler was temporarily put to us in the department. The first few days when the door opened, we heard the same thing:
Oh, this is Mr. Bl.

from corporate correspondence of the head of our IT department (hereinafter IT) with the head of accounting management (hereinafter U)

I have this file why it doesn't open.
IT – What are you opening up?
A – the mouse
What program is IT?
W - I don't know
I open all the files with the mouse.

Yyy: My hands and tongue are still with me.
xxx: and I would hide under the blanket... only that you’t see it... only to feel... and guess where my idiots are and where my tongues are)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

When do you go to the army?
I think in September.
This is my plus point and I’ll watch Doctor House season 7 right away.

We need to lead a healthy lifestyle.
Drink beer only in the fresh air.

XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: Tracker I write, nothing new they put out one old they distribute
XXX: What is the section?
Films of the USSR

As long as I live, I can't understand the logic of women, and I understand that it's meaningless. OK when I was a teenager went with my mom to the market on the question: "How much to take apples, 2 or 3 kg?" and I replied: "Take one, why so much," and then my mom said to the seller: "Give 4 kg." Or from recently, mom calls: “Son, in Moscow a terrorist attack, the metro is full of police, be careful.”
My wife is burning, I am silent. Literally yesterday. We stand at the stop, in two meters, a very thin girl, dystrophy of the second degree probably. I say, “Look, what a thin woman I have, she probably has legs like my hands.” I say: "Aha, a pound". I hear the outrageous question: "Do I have so thick hands?". I didn’t talk all the way home. Fuck, how do they manage to handle their brains?? to

She: stumbled on the innet for one piece - an analogue of rubber baby for you
Is he a solitary type?
She: It’s like a machine like that – it just shakes...
He is: Eeee The vibrator?? to
She: Well, it actually jumps like a man moves, right?
Do you have to catch the room first?
She: Fuck, not as much as a real man!

<Lukas> He was in the military committee – registered in connection with the change of place of residence.

<Lukas> In front of me a Uzbek without education was tortured – “What specialty to write? What can you? Put a brick? Uzbek chose to mix concrete.

<Lukas> It is my turn. My specialty in the military ticket is written "physicist". Aunt asks like an Uzbek, “What do you know?” I say, “I can participate in the development and production of nuclear weapons.” She looked me in the eyes and wrote something on a card.

<Lukas> I think – I will also use Uzbek concrete in case of mobilization

The xxx:
I put Ubuntu here from boredom.
YYYY :
O_0
The xxx:
Funny thing, if you drive it into the drive and reboot it - he will not ask anything, just fuck and you are already sitting in the Ubuntu, and she is so stealthy - " and let me put on the hard";;
YYYY :
=) is

XXX: The tea is over.
I just finished my shirt, Blink.

dias (shinigami) (16:01:07 5/07/2010)
Cut your hand silently?

A sandwich soaked with black caviar never falls with oil down.

I went to Peter for a couple of days. All day walked, ride a boat, remembered student youth. My wife saw the sign.
"Toilet" and wished to go there, and we got 5000 rubles in cash. One paper and one dollar (I always have one in my wallet). Five things to change for the toilet... as if not that and I give my wife 1 dollar. Wife says...-What money, we are not in Moscow, it is Peter and the toilets here are free.
“Well... I said I and my wife went across the road toward the toilet.
I was waiting for my wife to read the exchange rates at the exchange bucket. The course was
of 29 rubles. Commission of 30 rubles. I whispered with my uncle in the window.
The wife returns... – You were right, Peter also has toilets for the grandmothers.
Take a dollar.
I give a dollar, the wife notices the exchange of currency, puts a bill there, the cashier (the young man did not fail) says... - The woman with you is still a ruble.
“Thank you,” said the cashier, “we’re now in calculation.
I barely contain laughter, says your praised Peter.
The wife had eyes like the cat of Shrek, until the booth came out with tears in the eyes of laughter the cashier and gave his wife 30 rubles.

A man stands in front of the maternity house, shaking his head. I scream to a woman in the window:
and Masha! Well who?! to
The Germans! Four is zero! I almost gave birth!

Costan

HH: How did it all go?? to
WOW: He passionately threw me onto the bed...but he failed.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY I have it all.
Yyy even perforator
xxx oooo
XXX is like that.
yyy like powerful 3x speed perforators?=))
xxx ha ha
xxx got me a photo of my perforator

He went out of the store and rattled. In general, the point is that in the store there is a bill paying machine and there is paying a vow, so there are two girls standing with him and paying a vov account, after paying one another says "And you do it?" and the second in response to her: "Well, he promised me that if I pay, then tomorrow we will go on a date..."