The mailbox, which was provided to me by the company *****-kabel, independently sends advertising emails from the company will-kabel in spam, after which within 10 days they are deleted by nahuy. I have probably never seen a more harmonious work of admin and marketers.

If a guy asked you to shave his eggs, how would you react?
This is the norm :)
What if the girl asked you to shave the eggs?and :)
Boy: D: Jab escaped from the girl with the eggs!!! to

"-If I had written the instructions, they would have started with the words "Well, shit, didn’t work?and "

The Army. The deputy commander of the unit in the impasse of invading helplessness today issued an epic summary of the actions of the battalion:
You have been walking around Hui Bosco for two weeks!!! to
Translation: You failed to fulfill your assignment on time.
I was crying in the air.)

The advice of the girls decided that I was not a virgin, I was just another.

Chezzz: You know everything, and
I don’t know how to make a million dollars.
Chezzz: Well, I have an example plan. Buy for 900,000. Sold for a hundred
Where do you get the 900,000? Buy for 800 and sell for 900.
Chezzz: and you caught the essence.

If the airplanes are going to fly, take them and post photos.
YYY: No, I’ve tried to shoot on the Moscow Racing car and now I have 80 asphalt photos.

from VK

“When you are close to the one, from one thought of which the heart drives blood to about light speeds, the brain melts like ice cream, and yourself drowns in feelings, like a break of uranium in mercury.

Romance is fucking :)

On the site of castings in advertising. Count "search for actors"

"3.​ The Scatter A boy looking 13-16 years old is a typical representative of the skateboard subculture. High, slender, Slavic type of appearance. Smiling and completely confident. Under no circumstances should be reminded of Piper. I must be able to ride skiing!"

A rare bird will fly to the middle of the Dnieper. by Taras Bulba.
A rare satellite will reach the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The Roscosmos

Business in Russian
I went to the market in the evening to buy fruit. While I was thinking about what and how much to buy, I listened to one saleswoman complaining emotionally about the grandmother from the villages, who in the morning sell their own and interrupt their trade until lunch.
“Weigh me peaches...” I started, but the seller interrupted me, “I’ve already put up the weights.”
I couldn’t keep the smile on my face.
“What’s funny here?” she said angrily.
But really...

Lamer: I got to work. Funny guy 35 years old. We have to bring a 3D printer to the office. The first task was to find a.stl file with a drawing of a gun that could be printed on that printer. I feel like I will stay here for the rest of my life.)

The first paragraph of the national anthem
The following way:
There is a city in Pushma,
The polymer spirit breathes.
He was very modest at first.
At home it is made of pebbles.
There live the Taliban.
Not knowing sorrow and sorrow.
Buried in the valleys of the dead
And the dirt of the sick...

and sing:
Talica, Talica, he lives and does not age.
Talisca, Talisca – the pimocate is famous!
Congratulations to Talic!
I like here very much!

The hymn has no continuation, because the author
He died in a city hotel, staring out the window.
on the street. The [...]

The Attractions:
Petropavlovsk church (mid-19th century, late classicism, early darkness);

(from the wiki about the Ural town of Talica)

I will fall asleep!!! to
xxx: We are the director of information security writing a letter with the theme: "We have a hole in security!" He is answered by our guys, only the topic changed: "Well, at least something is safe!" :-D

MeloMan: Condoms are 99% protection
What about 1%?
MeloMan: attack, blaze

xxx: I read the news "Red dwarf planets are not suitable for life".
XXX: The first thought - and how do the dwarfs live there then?! to

Bukich: I had a caseuse in the subway this morning.
Bukich: I go, I play on my phone at FIFA. The Cup of England. He stood on the escalator. I have already finished the second half (and the time of 5 minutes, that is, almost 10 minutes have passed) and then it comes to me that I am standing on the off escalator. of PZDC.

(From discussion on the shortcomings of elevators)
The elevator is a vertical road. There are two problems in Russia.

Oak E1

aaa: dog weighs 65 kg

BBB: 8-( not bad such a dog

ccc: she just licked you, and you’re already crazy and not tasty

to this:

When I went to work, I thought I was very stress-resistant... a year later I thought about consulting a psychotherapist =( saport, such saport...

he he. I have been working in Sapporo for 10 years. I thought I would calm down. and Nirvana. After another mother's cry on the client went to a psychiatrist. He sent me to a psychologist, and the psychologist was so upset with me that I was expelled from the office. My Kung Fu was stronger. Soon, with such a reserve of anger, I will be able to kill people with my eyes.