XXX: What about the Internet?
Oh man, this is a whole story.
WOW: As it was before.
I had to catch the erotic stories because the pictures loaded for half an hour.
ууу: then there was a lightning in the dark kingdom - the images and to some extent the rest of the content of the sites began to load!
WOW: Heroic feats after some time became possible to watch porn video in very damaging quality. It took a titanic effort in terms of patience, but I overcame. Because it was worth it.
WOW: And this is now, the present time. HD video of unrealistic resolutions, gigabytes per second, terabytes of storage...
xxx: o_o"
You look at that speed and get to the living girl! :D
YYY: Did you fuck anything? I see the future only behind virtual reality devices combined with turbochargers!

X:... and is currently engaged in attracting additional members from Africa...
Y: Is this an excerpt from a pornographic business report?
This is a translation :)
X:... and is now engaged in bringing additional members from Africa....
Y: Well then yes. members from Africa can provide fresh stream.
X: how to translate these members into Russian so that it is not shameful to expose them.
Y: Well African members usually do not put out ashamed

Comments under news about the next problems in the development of the F-35 aircraft:
Ivan Petrov - I seem to love this plane.
Not yet beginning to fly, it caused the United States damage of 1 trillion. and continues to increase success.

The further in the sea, the less drunk.

I was in Greece for the first time in 1996 and in Athens in 1998. There was a local currency. Whoever says that the Greeks do not know how to work is lying. They are unable to create the appearance of work. And I understood this when a ferry from the island of Simi approached the port of Athens. The Greek sailor responsible for the short operations was sitting at a table on the deck and drinking coffee. He was alone. There were 20 meters to the shore. He drank coffee... 15 meters. He drank coffee. of 10 meters. and drunk. and 5 meters. Greek not rushed away from the coffee table, threw out the shirt end... Similarly, another Greek broke away from the coffee on the sidewalk. One threw out the quarter end, the other accepted. Captured and pulled. Thirty seconds. I went without cold to drink coffee. Each to his circle. How many times later in the cruises observed the process of sharding - on the shore several people, on board several people, cries of mat and times longer. To work without dust and dust is to be able.

Then they entered the Eurozone. It was forbidden to build ships. In the Eurozone, Germany is responsible for this. And shipyards for super tankers (Onassis built) went into expenses. It was forbidden to sell olive oil. They even paid for cutting olive groves. $300 for a tree. Tomatoes were imported to Greece. Apart from jokes. Instead of red tomatoes, the last three years have been green, as if from under Vologda. Increase wages to Euro standards. They ordered fuel prices. This led to the local industry. Deutsche Bank has opened cheap credit lines specifically for the purchase of German goods.

In 2008, Athens turned into a meltdown. Less than 1000 euros can not be paid to the courtiers, and more - the budget does not allow. But the laws of the eurozone require paying unemployment benefits twice as much as the average Greek receives before joining the eurozone. Industry was killed by order from Berlin - the unemployed were three times more. Where to get a buffer so that everyone can pay the benefit? In 2008, I was offered a drug three times in 15 minutes at the Athens Museum.

If Greece had no obligations to the European Union, it would be possible to devaluate the currency, raise the competitiveness of the industry and save it. The euro is one for the whole area. And the possibility that Russia had in 1998 does not have Greece.

And prices in the same hotel rose in 10 years from $285 to €1,200 a week. Since 2012, I have been traveling to Greece.

Now judge yourself. Give them debt or not.

To enter the EU on losing conditions in advance, to raise loans from the entire EU, to declare default and to leave the EU... Yes, they are geniuses!!! to

I got a compliment here: "Did you lose weight? You have shrunk! You have a hole between your legs"
O_O

The xxxx:
Yesterday, looking into the mailbox (iron, in the entrance), I found in it mail notifications intended for a recipient from an apartment with a number smaller than mine. I threw them into the right box and went on.
Today came a neighbor from an apartment with a number larger than my one and handed a mail notification addressed to me.
I think to which department of the Russian Post to report that the android, which is apparently being tested in our department, needs to repair the database - the indexes seem to have moved.

Think of Cleopatra. If he did not fully lay down and lived until the morning, he was swallowed, and his head off his shoulders. There are no grievances of conscience.
Yyy: It’s that no one of the lovers tells you that she’s not only the queen of Egypt, but also the queen of the shrubs :-)

ZZZ: I would have your problems. Just from the doctor. I have post-traumatic neuritis. The ribs hurt like a fracture. They say it’s normal. ?
ZZZ: I’m very old, I just fell on the sand, and for two weeks I broke up.
YYY: True sand with sludge was, fell from 1.5 meters at a speed of 50km / h)))))
ZZZ: Not the point
XXX: Yeah, the fucking war

Work on mistakes.

The Prosecutor General’s Office of the Russian Federation began to check the legality of the recognition of the independence of the Baltic republics by the USSR State Council in 1991.
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zzz: The next will be Alaska, because the lease has expired.

The cat asks for a cat, all night without a break, such a cat excellence. I hardly sleep, I massage her, I regret, I comfort her.
My alarm rings. Kosz approaches me, goodbye his head under my palm, flips in the corner of the couch with a fur clot and falls asleep.

aaa: yesterday the new number of the magazine "writers" pulled
BBB: Is this any urology news?
AAA: No, about the compounds))

I go to work to the other end of the city, the trip takes about half an hour. Route of battle. (B) the dresser announces the stops: "We turn-out" (P)the trials of the choir:"No!" A: Komsomolsky, We win out? Q: No is no! Q: Will someone get out of the heat? Q: No is! Drivers, the fucking...

Beware of people who offer simple solutions to complex problems. Usually, the first point of their program is to “shoot...”

This film is from 1985. Are you hearing about him for the first time?

It’s a TV show that’s not created by that generation. because the boy Cole studied in the 8th grade
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Fuck you give up?
They all have pioneer cravates. In the eighth we went with the Komsomol signs.

The coats ended in the 7th, although there is a sixth grade, not older than the movie.
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This was a real 6th grade, and only the artist of Alice was a 5th grade, because of this she was approved for a role with big problems. Book of the 6th class. It is a shame not to know the classics.

To all the guys who are afraid to approach a girl, I ask a simple question – and what are you afraid of? You have no relationship with her. Stir - you have lost nothing, will support the conversation - has already worked in plus. For polite treatment in the jaw you will not be beaten and the bullet in the forehead will not be put, the maximum - they will be cut off a little more rough than you deserve. But you are not institute, because of the unexpected "delayed, fool" to grab the heart and run to melt? Send - think that just less expats received. Well, as you fill the expo to the next level, everything will be full.
and success!

My daughter (4 and a half years old) recently arrived here. Dialogue with Dad:
Q: Are you going anywhere?
Q: No, what did you want?
D: The kitten under the car sits and does not want to go out (by the way, the kittens at the first sounds of her voice run out who is not much worse than the characters of the cartoon about Masha)
Q: Do you want me to go and get a cat?
D is yes.
Q: And you pulled him out of the car. Hold a piece of sausage.
In a few minutes comes:
D: Nothing worked out.
Q: What, the cat didn’t want the sausage?
D: (It is something)
I: Have you eaten the sausage?
D: Yes...

1248: And what does God say? You are not obliged to serve me, you have a choice, but if you do not serve me, you are a shit. You are waiting for fire, torture and suffering. Do you know what it reminds me of? and Auschwitz. The Jews are not lucky all the way, they even have a fascist god.

In Russia democracy, in Europe democracy, in the United States democracy. They do not understand that if the United States is evil, then Russia is not far from it.
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The main rule of democracy is that every citizen of the police must have at least two slaves.