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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32488
 04.07.2010
XXX: Did you get rid of it?

YYY: Yes you thought.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32487
 04.07.2010
Let’s go, let’s drink like we did before and let’s chill :)
He says, “Take a drink and I’ll beat you.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32486
 04.07.2010
xxx: Listen, which program opens djvu? This is the first time I see such a permit.
YYY: You won’t believe it.
Tagged: djvu reader
Go to the devil the arrogance!! I want to ask you for more help!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32485
 04.07.2010
Why did you leave the old job? Is the salary or salary delayed?
Yyyyy: The Hye collector delayed the salary.)
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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32484
 04.07.2010
Pain
The House 2 shows all the more.

Exploit by [Me]
Yes Yes

Pain
Rome was built faster than this house.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32483
 04.07.2010
XHH: Concerts on the scale of the city. I realized that we were really popular, rehearsing in a small garage in a disadvantaged area, when the alkas who walked into the lighthouse said approvingly: "From you here all the bomzhi cuddles!"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32482
 04.07.2010
Herr Bulizhnikov: We have appointed a new head of the shop: Tarasov Petro Ivanovic. The man is not bad, but when I realized that I was going to be commanded by the head of P.I. Tarasov, I wanted to resign. and (

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32481
 04.07.2010
ª 3D.DenFrizer- July 4, 2010
ª 0:12 by the way
ª 0:12 I came up with the most exciting phrase for girls
ª 0:12 how to force a persistent cavalier to repel
0:13 throw, he respected the girl, fed dinner, gave flowers, joked for 2 hours in a row... and she didn’t want to fuck.
ª 0:13 here he leads her to the door
ª 0:13 and she turns and speaks
ª 0:13 Sorry Mario, but ur princess is in another castle!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32480
 04.07.2010
My wife and I talked about the dog.
Go, feed a man’s friend.
I: Usually a woman is a man’s friend.
Wife: Usually a woman is a man’s wife.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №32479
 04.07.2010
Shamefully conceived, God made a son to sacrifice him to himself because his creations too often began to abuse sins, which he himself invented. Do you also beat your child’s head at the wall when your programs don’t work?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32478
 04.07.2010
Sabrina_: 71731: A wooden hood for working cattle. (4 of letters)
I have to say ? ? ?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32477
 04.07.2010
XXX is
Blue is evil.

YYYY
it is ))

XXX is
It hurts in such heat.

YYYY
It is ?

XXX is
Let us go on.

YYYY
Fouou

YYYY
I will not be with you

YYYY
Coupled

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32476
 04.07.2010
Announcement on the sale forum.
Is it 3500 for a cell phone? Fuck... I bought a mattress and a pump, I settled at 2500. This is more useful and more enjoyable. Imho
-and yesterday I bought a mattress and bracelets for 135 rubles, flooded it with the help of my eldest son and a holiday in general!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32475
 04.07.2010
Would you wear a tie under the color of my dress?
He: Well, frankly, I’m not the biggest fan of pink shirts and cravates.
My mom and I wanted to pick you up.
She: But of the pink there was only with pigs who have fun sex in different poses.
He is: eeeeee
See also: ROFL

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32474
 04.07.2010
We were attacked today!
YYY: Oh who? Where is?
XXX: Band of 4 people
XXX: And began to pair up the vacuum cleaner.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32473
 04.07.2010
If I'm at sea for X days
x + 1 day I will go

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32472
 04.07.2010
Are you going to buy an iPad?
YYY: No
YYY: I don’t see any sense at all.
You must have an iPad, you must have an iPad.
I am a rooster.
Yyy: Angry White Beast
I just have to push these iPads off.
in Moscow parks

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32471
 04.07.2010
xxx: and you wanted a crane with a single screw? Which is given and laid. The heat was shorter only in the summer, as the pipes did not begin to dig deep.
In winter, the ass in three pants does not burn, but wait for a long Saturday. The boy did repairs in the laundry machine and lighted the heating pipes there with a valve, a hose and a voila were fired on the valve. In short, in joy, the whole battalion washed their buttocks with boiling water. And the usual habit of throwing the hose without closing it.
Shortly in the morning, a member from the heat grids came to check us for leakage, because as he said, the pressure in the city grid fell over 4 atmospheres.
XX: In principle, he was not found. We will unravel strategic secrets.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32470
 04.07.2010
xxx: I recently drove in the 50th bus, there far to go to Glinka. And a company was driving with me, the guy had a notepad, he put a movie, a taxi, or something like that. And they walked all the way on the turns to the whole salon, wow, the 4D effect)))) the conductor was very dissatisfied))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32469
 04.07.2010
Sergey: Give me your last request and I’ll go back into the bottle
[6:37:13 PM] Andrew:
Andrew: I want an infinite number of requests!
[6:37:32 PM] Andrew: I’ve always wanted to wish it and know how to turn Jean out :)
[6:37:33 PM] Sergey: fuck
[6:37:35 PM] Sergey: programmer

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