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Today I go out the street in the morning, I run almost, I am late to work. The girl of the broken-looking approaches, flashes playfully and cries: “Hear, beautiful, surprise me!” And my tooth finally fell off, right on the go. I carried it to the trash. I gave her a gift and asked: "Surprised?". She said "Oh#$t..." and went on. This is the 80th grade pickup.)

Something has fallen? Tooth or tooth? Answer me, I am worried.
Chel, who handed a part of the thyroid clear pen will not leave anyone indifferent!

Miguel: When I moved to Astrakhan 20 years ago, there was a shop near our home.

From Habr:
and thanks. The logical completion of the development of this modification can be the introduction in the game of the support of the game rooms with the creation of the appropriate game server... I vote with both hands, feet and hair.
With both hair?(They are :

to this:
It smelled like food...
Visitor: (feeling a familiar motivation) Work out...
Start. department: (echoing the visitor) Chief of the... (pause) Application closed...
I know who’s listening to what songs.
I go into the kitchen. My sister is cooking. It smells of food in the air.
Sister: Two thousand years.

This is not a mint, it is a dolb!

City of Khabarovsk, district fifth square. 16-17-year-olds listened to music in the car at five in the morning. We woke up three houses. To come out and make a comment decided only a police officer living in one of the houses. He appeared and was beaten by boards under screams - Valy mint, break his neck. Saved from death wife running out with a dog, and you say "friend"

Adolescents 16-17 years old, therefore without rights, therefore in the car is illegal, the car is apparently without numbers, without an extinguisher with a weapon of music and at 5:00 a.m.... Therefore they are clearly inadequate (drug addicts or buches)!!! to

What he had to do:
1st Call the guard, present themselves and ask the dress to check (their own they will not send), warn that the minors and they are dim and inadequate! Wait for clothes and go out to disassemble together (if you want to look cool), and so it is better to watch on the side;).
2nd If there is no suit... So go out with the dog, not wait for the wife to run!

<TopSpin>: 8 years ago, when I met 1C-Bitrix, I stumbled upon a motherword filter for their automatic replacement in the forum module. And in the filter were present all sorts of insults in various morphological forms.
<TopSpin>: but there was one word that caught me straight. I did not know him and have never seen him and have never met him anywhere. And it is generally difficult to imagine its ethymology and application, but nevertheless it was there.
<TopSpin>: "Hebrew"
<TopSpin>: How? where? Why? In what context? O_O

xxx: Somehow you easily replaced calua with soluble coffee. This is not a white Russian.
YYY: I am just a professional.
yyy: I also easily make mochito, pinocolate, and so on. Replace it with vodka.
See also: Beach Stale.
XXX I understand. I use vodka instead of beer.
Wodka and vodka?
XXX: It goes very well, by the way.
Zzzz: I do not understand. Are you guys, grangers or punks?

The European Union is moving eastward like a goose. He moved forward, pulling up his ass.

DesterDoz: The most terrible thing to lose illusions - that parents are eternal, that love forever, that friends do not betray... that the bowl on the included plate is not hot, in general any illusions to lose is painful. and :)