The best thing I learned was to knock in my nose with a newly purchased touch smartphone...

And in 2012 there will be a big holiday of Orthodox programmers: 1024 years from the day of the baptism of Russia :)

The conversation of two comrades:
Can you lend me 3000 rubles?
2: I only have 5 one note, will it be delivered?
I will borrow from my neighbor $2,000.
I think you have become a victim of your own financial pyramid.

X: Do you never communicate with Julia?
Y: I communicate
X: Have you reconciled?
Y : No
Y: We did not argue.
y: we are in a state of chronic sexual intercourse in the brain
X: It would have been decided for a long time. Yes or No
Y: Interruption is not good. Someone should have an orgasm.

P: That’s strange shit.
Both in shit.
P: She is alone.
P: I am alone
D: Well could not my girlfriend that?)))
Q: Did you leave her alone?? to
p is (bow)
D: I thought you’d just give blood, I’m a good guy
P: That is what I gave!
P: All in the system
Blood and shit?

Nathaniel (00:38:52 28/07/2010)
Sasha, I want a movie! A long kiss for the night!

Nathaniel (00:39:23 28/07/2010)
I will pay!

ÿ (00:43:34 28/07/2010)
I am crying, don’t cry!!! to

Leysan: In our department, two 50-year-old aunts work, always complaining that they are cold when the air conditioner works. Do you know what one thought?
Leysan: In the summer, in the heat, at almost 40 degrees, we should turn on the air conditioner, she gets her (from the house brought) heat fan!

Conversation with future wife:
She: Let’s make the engraving on the rings.
She: XXX(name) and ZZZ(name)??? to
He says, “A can I "one ring that governs all". ))

In my childhood, I was a very cynical child. Mom told me - I was 3 years old, I sit down, next to the TV is the cartoon "The Maya Bee". I'm on the screen - zero attention, and the bee there is screaming, screaming something. Finally, apparently not able to withstand, I turn around and say in an icy tone: "Bee Maya, don't whisper, you will be saved."

XXX: The feeling that this summer we were all roasted...

Bee: I love my city.
Bee: I watched the second call just before she found Max in the car.
Bee: Such a tension...
Bee: And here... there is a leash out the window!! to

<UncleFedor> fucking shoj for sclerosis I have with pets that..
<UncleFedor> I forgot to turn off, I forgot to buy, I forgot to buy, I forgot to cook.
<UncleFedor> the end of the day - bought, put to boil, the water boiled - understood what I forgot the peelmen in the store

She is the One (21:59:56 27/07/2010)
It is bad for me... for him.

Wedding (22:00:22 27/07/2010)
Do you love him very much?

She is the One (22:01:06 27/07/2010)
Yes, not that’s the matter... It happened, what should have been expected.

Wedding (22:01:19 27/07/2010)
with the completion)

dainippon (12:38:17 28/07/2010)
Nothing is great yet. I’ve seen how the side looks damaging when a guy runs after a girl, and she doesn’t respond with reciprocity.
elfetka (12:38:33 28/07/2010)
Like a stone in my garden.
dainippon (12:38:48 28/07/2010)
Like a coward in a coward.

Finally, I taught my beloved wife to use the "print" button. Previously, she was re-writing a twentieth-point plate from the axel. She carefully differentiated it with the help of a line, went to the warehouse, filled it and then transferred the data back to the Excel. To my question: "Why don’t you print an empty tablet?" answered "I’m so comfortable". God blessed me again today.
Send a SMS:
To what address should you send a letter? (I have three of them.)
I: for any
SMS in 30 minutes:
Has she received a letter?
I: No, where did you write?
She: I sent it to myself. Go to my mail in Yandex. You know your login and password. A letter with the tag "to my husband"
What can I say, I love this woman!

Yeshua the Wise (12:43 PM) :
I go to work on the usual route through a quiet green courtyard.
Yeshua the Wise (12:43 PM) :
and figured)
Yeshua the Wise (12:43 PM) :
Painting on the asphalt: "Have you wanted the inscription? You are fucking!"
Yeshua the Wise (12:44 PM) :
Everything is important in my heart.)
Yeshua the Wise (12:44 PM) :
Rice is yes)
Yeshua the Wise (12:44 PM) :
This is an honest word!
Yeshua the Wise (12:44 PM) :
I am already afraid of my nite about "under_window_color_on_asphalt"))
Yeshua the Wise (12:45 PM) :
I saw a guy)

I said I was a blonde. :D
xxx: well you at least acknowledge it, so not everything is lost :)) at least you write without a CAPS...
WOW: What is it?
This is the button above the left shift.
WOW : WOW! It is even better!!! to
Blythe: What I did...

Wow, it’s hard today...
Vik: What is it?
Yesterday was my birthday, 33 years ago.
Vik: You seem to be younger than me, you’re 1978...you should be 32.
Damn, right, I am a fool!
Vik: Consider that the doctor gave you a year of life.)

L: Now I’m going to be Ipaczo with this design.
L: But I have a mice.
M: Misha is going to be Ipatso?
L: No, Misha Ipatso will not be
M: Until you make the design? ?

How can you have sex when I don’t want to.
I can have sex even when you’re not there.