The Religious Dispute:
Do you go to church yourself?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

here here :
Happiness is not in money (c) Rich people
The appearance is not the main thing (c) beautiful people

Size doesn’t matter if you know what I mean.

My cat drinks water only from the roof (I previously baked goats in it), and first scratches imaginary leaves in it with his feet, and then lacks water.
YYY: Is the small tar not our method?
XXX: Against the small container she protested: she wet her legs in the toilet or licked the dishwasher in the bathroom. Or extracted water from a three-liter bowl for irrigation of plants.

Let me write the spirit of the dead cat here and hope he reads?
Simba, I loved you, you were like a brother to me, you lived a pretty long life, I hope you are at peace now.
– – – – –
Nothing here, they feed, walk, float. and simba.

When they brought the animals, they started crawling under the monitor and tapping the touch buttons.
xxx: It is very angry when you play and here the animal slips and turns the brightness settings on the screen and rotates them.
While thinking about what to do, the rats themselves solved the problem: they spied an unknown combination of keys and blocked them!
HHH: Now they are crawling and not setting up anything!
You say stupid animals.

Meeting with colleagues (faculty of IT). We discuss who worked where (by the word, I - by specialty).
The Student:
I went to work at XXX. She has a normal human position, not a programmer.
I caught up with tea.

Technical support is on fire.

Instead of a consultant, a robot responds. For example, if you have this problem, press the key 1, and if it is, press the key 2.

Within five minutes of pressing the keys, I get to the desired topic. And the robot gives out a flash for twenty seconds, from which none is understood. Type - insert the splitter A into the hole B, wrap the deck on the proxy, then lateralize the turn C, restart the computer.

Then: "Thank you for the call". I put the phone.

That the bank would pay them a salary!

Actor Tom Cruise has said that he wants to play in the sequel of the film Top Gun, but only on the condition that the shootings will be involved real fighter jets.

Near the coast of the U.S. state of California and the island of Guam in the Pacific Ocean, Russian aircraft have been noticed. Well, now you know, they are flying to the casting.

Welcome to "Name"
Yes, I listen to you.
This is a company "@", we don’t have the Internet.
Do you have a router or modem?
I don’t know what a box.
Select the color and name of the box.
White so round.
It means router.
There is a WAN indicator. He is burning?
There are many indicators.
What is "E" and what does it mean?
- Yes
Then press the black button on the router and after 3 seconds press it again.
Where is that button?
On the router
Where is the name?
on the back.
I’m a blonde, can you explain?
and well. Now I’ll turn you to Sergey.
Why Why?
He is also a blonde.
Oh thank you.

M: The stomach turns (
Q: What did you eat?
M: The Smooth
Conserved
bullshit
I think the case at the bride...
A : Certainly!
It is in her
It can’t be a concierge.
They couldn’t do that to you.

I want to go to Lviv with a girlfriend for a romantic dinner somewhere.
Find a good girl in Lviv.

Strange people in Russia
Disease, pregnancy and having children are considered almost a crime.
And everyone is proud of themselves that their type won’t win.
Nuno

[ the answers ]

I don’t want to get married, but what do I do?
Do you want very much? Choose the right vegetables and be brave.
In the word "vegetable" you can understand what you want to understand.

and ZZZ:
Russian singers have raised their fees for corporate performances. For example, Dima Bilan raised prices from 25 thousand euros to 50, and Leonid Agutin – from 35 thousand to 100, catching the market leaders – Grigory Leps and Philip Kirkorov. At the same time, foreign executives have become more actively invited to corporations.

and ZZZ:
I should have studied for Bilan, not for an engineer.

YYY :
Kyrgyzstan is more profitable

and ZZZ:
I am not ready to sleep with old women.

YYY :
Go to football and play.

The forest, the morning, the kung GAZ-66
Tolian is lying on the row, crawling.
I: And dreams of a fighter mommy shi and girl Natasha
Tolyan, opening his eyes: That it is on Tahoe, on Kajena she dreams of me

That feeling when you read quotes beginning with the words "there is a feeling...", and you don’t have that feeling...

A lecture on accounting.
Small employ up to 100 people. In the micro enterprises.
Student 1: Are there any?
Lecturer: Yes, they work for up to 15 people.
Student 2: And there are other nano-enterprises, no one works for them.

Last time the world flood started the same way, first allowed gay marriages, and then the rain went?

In the morning when I go to work, I grab the first black socks and run away.
Call from girl "Are you sprinkled with my golf?and "
I thought the socks were strange.

I love tomatoes because they are good. Eat the tomatoes!
BBB: Yes, tomatoes are great, I eat them every day
I also love tomatoes, they’re really cool!
I don’t like tomatoes. I like corn more.
DDD: What a disgusting hate you are.