We lived in the city with two idiots for 15 years.

And half a year ago, a cruel fate put them before an unforgiving fact: Juliet's parents were taken to another city thousands of kilometers from here, and the unfortunate Romeo had to stay here.

Tears, shouts, screams, blackmail did not help - Juliet's parents remained relentless. Then Juliet began to persuade Romeo with her to drop from the roof of the nine-storey, so that the ugly parents realize what they are still shit!

It must be said that Romeo initially did not rush to commit suicide, but in a couple of days of convictions Juliet still eaten him remnants of the brain. He solemnly committed suicide. They got a bottle of champagne and blown it out right on the roof of the house, and then approached the edge of the abyss.

At that moment, Julia realized she didn’t want to die. Absolutely. Not a drop.

Romeo saw it as a betrayal. And he decided to throw Juliet down first (for guarantee), and then he will go after her with a goat. Juliet wept so that in a few minutes a crowd gathered near the house below, and a few guys from the walk rushed to the fire ladder to save the poor Juliet. They were late...

Juliet defeated Romeo with the shout “Sauwauka! ! to ! to ! to “He flew down.

Fate is favorable to idiots. Romeo fell on a tree, then into a bush, broke his arm and leg, injured his spine, but remained alive. Six months in a wheelchair. I saw him recently in his store. It’s cool, but generally the norm.

I don’t want to hear about Juliet anymore. This is how the great love ended.

At one of the former jobs, where the salary for the third month did not want to give such a dialogue occurred.

When is the boss’s salary?

and tomorrow!

Thanks, I have had breakfast! When is the salary?

Enter into the situation. There is no money now. Now slowly, we give in parts...

When will I get my own at least a little bit?

“Look, here in the sales department are all married people, with children. We give them slowly...

What is worse for trucks?

You have no children, you have no family. You will endure!

My niece is a fighting girl at the age of 7. She hates hairdressers, she cannot be dragged there, any attempts ended in a scandal. I recently visited my brother and saw a bald niece. As he said, after another scandal, she closed in the bathroom, got Daddy's shaving machine and shaved her hair. I went out pleased, and said that now I have to go nowhere. Her mother is terrified: her niece also hates dentists.

Gives / does not give... here are some men mocking up... let me swallow your grandmother borst and all, your forever...

* Natasha was appointed "manager of the project" *

How is your first working day? Do you hate everybody? XD is
Natalya is hard. I hate the morning. I don’t know how it works :)
Nail: If there is a large red button with the inscription "do well" press it. If there is no one, you have to make it. The essence of any project.

Quite often for cowardice take the ability of a person to really evaluate their capabilities.

The story of Laura.
Internship in a rural hospital. A 4-year-old boy was brought, the bean was pushed into the left nose. Press, pince to try - it only goes deeper. The boy oreth.
A surgeon was sent to wake up, he was there in the CRP alone for everyone with great experience. An unawakened surgeon came and struck the probe in the right nose. The boy sneezes, the bean flies out, the surgeon goes to squeeze.

Nevertheless, with how talented people Putin's life was - whoever you look at, all are now lucky entrepreneurs and business gateways.

I have only now come to know that the English name of the Islamic State is ISIS. and Isis. This is, of course, a great insult to the Mother Goddess, but to the bubble-hating Islamists it is a subtle, almost imperceptible trolling.

Symptoms of psychopathy
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Clear symptoms of behavior of almost any teenager
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This is why, according to the instructions, children and adolescents do not have this diagnosis.

"Hello my child! Does your father not pay money and completely forgot about you? No problem, the state will help. by AL-OP Look, now your dad is also a criminal!"

He found his property and sold it for debt.
He goes to prison with a portion of his salary.

Here is at least this:

The advent is soft, like a baby’s puff, and invisible, like a brain tumor. Therefore, among the studios, he is famous for being a great babysitter.

An excellent illustration of how dangerous this phenomenon is – to be intoxicated to fuck (because "achoananidates"), and that among a significant portion of the male sex such things are "achootakov?".

Nata: Strangely enough, I caught a rat and a flying mouse in a hamburger
Q: Is that Pokémon meanings?

Paul: It’s a double feeling when a grandmother (which is part of the ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’) calls those who go by the cross ‘sectarians’ and ‘religious fanatics’...

Tinka Mandarinka: I’ve only seen one man who didn’t lie. She was a schizophrenic.

I was sent to Sakura.
He broke two vessels at the entrance.
The female dog is now...

Stop defending and defending. Who and how raised you that the weakest of you suddenly became the culprit.
He who can call himself a man will never and under no circumstances go to such shit. Even after the spirits. What a bad manner manifested in people "she herself, she wanted, she provoked"
Fuck, with the majority of the people here in the same field to sit down foolish.

07:22 <+dsmirnov> we have a new employee. Tagged with: abrahamaldidsalamey I don’t think I need a password.

xxx: Go to Tretyakovka, let’s see how people in the 19th century suffered without photics?

The story was told by a friend who was studying history. She cleaned everything thoroughly, the couple did not walk, took education seriously. Being in the fourth grade she passed an exam, to which she did not learn only four questions, then two tickets, which was not typical for her at all. By "lucky coincidence" pulled out a ticket, where both questions remained untouched. Repentantly, the oldest of the class, who had spores, changed with her. And what do you think? There were two questions on the new ticket. Then, delivering a thick notebook and hiding it under the jacket, a friend decided to write it off, it was not. Her preacher noticed this and went to her, but... halfway he saw a guy who wrote less inflamably and with him began to break up. The same thing repeated again, after which a well-known friend spit on everything and went to surrender. The teacher who remembered her looked at the ticket, put it off and said, "Well, now we will test your knowledge" and got another ticket from the package. I gave five.