A nephew in the kindergarten was asked to explain the proverb: “Work creates, and laziness destroys.” Well, he explained that when a man works, everything is fine: and houses are built, and machines are made, and the house is clean, and then the deer comes and destroys everything. Ally is ally.

Small (6 years) in guests at the country were given to try canned horse meat. He sits, crawls in it with a fork and says:

I love my horse.
I cut her hair smoothly.
Hands and feet off her.
I packed in a conserve.

It reminded. I was 8-9 years old, in the morning I played with the boys in the courtyard, I quarreled with someone, in anger I threw a small stone and hit him in the forehead. The boy has dissections, blood, intestines, tears, tears, cries, and, worst of all, a grandmother. She ran out when I accompanied the victim to the entrance, tried to catch me with a fighting scream of the type "Oh, you are an outcast man," and then, without catching up, promised to hand me over to the police, as a minor bandit. I ran into the run, into the neighboring courtyards, after 2 hours I went home to surrender, my mom was already aware, (and my grandmother had already brought to me) had a preventive conversation, and also scared the police, so that I did not repeat this. Dad was on a business trip, so the educational role was given to Mom. And after 3 o’clock the local came in...When I looked out of the room, he was filling up some papers, and his mother was telling him something. I crossed my eyes with him, realized that it was behind me, barely holding back my tears and started collecting things in the school backpack. A couple of books, t-shirts, a collection of inserts, short, all that was gained by hard work in my years. In the head there was something like once the fault, then you have to bear responsibility for it, well, and pity for yourself... (in childhood, I read a lot of books like Timur and his team and others, well, I tried to be honest and responsible. Yes, I had to argue with my younger brother and sister... Maybe it also affected.

In short, he walked out of the room, approached his mother and asked for a candy or a liver on the road. At her surprised look and the question, “Where are you going?” He said, will I be taken to the police? And courageously sneezing his nose he asked me to visit more often... Mom laughed with the local, telling him about the morning incident. Well, she reassured me by saying that my uncle came to look for the thieves who robbed the apartment upstairs. And added that she will not give me to anyone anyway, hugged me, and I was broken and all the determination to bear the deserved Punishment disappeared. A police officer writing the report? He said something like we need such striking guys and if I’m going to behave well, he’ll put me in the police. When I got rid of it, I felt a sensation of freedom and relief, which in my future life I probably experienced only after the dembel and the diploma.

>Documentation is also work. She will not do it herself.

- Well, and let it be done by the corresponding employees, and without white coats. Doctors have to treat people.

I want something sweet...

YYY: Will the oatmeal be suitable?

To an independent companion from 2093: It is clear, of course, that it is deadly to diagnose through the Internet, but the thought is involuntarily raised: maybe you have a long-term relationship is not because women are trying to control you, but because you simply do not take them (their desires, thoughts, plans) into account even when living together?

Chairman of the Public Chamber Commission on Security and Interaction with the UNC Anton Tsvetkov advised women not to exceed the permissible limits of self-defense when protecting against the rapist. "That is, if, for example, a woman is raped by a man, and she put a screw in his side, then she will be brought to criminal responsibility, because her life was not in danger.
AIDS, HIV, ruptures, bleeding, the maniac’s desire to replace traces – no, nothing threatens life.
M is mudly.

You can ask anyone in particular bombs to go to the corresponding forums, right? The ventilator is no longer working.
Getting rid of fucking resources.
Happy system administrator day to everyone!

On the subject of Achotakov

I’m on a trolley bus from "Belinki". The room is half empty and there are plenty of sitting places.
A drunk body comes in and splashes next to me. Little that splashed, so it begins to fall on me. I push, I get up, I move.
The body shakes something like "That’s a fool".
Then falls off at the next stop, bypasses the trolleybus (it is not lazy to assert myself, like I am a man and the last word behind me), knocks at my window and says that I am a fool. At the stop and in the trolleybus reigns universal fun.

And you are rape-rape, Ashotakova is actually.

In Illinois Square, a crowd of people is sitting on the grass. And half the square is empty, and in the other half of the apple there is nowhere to fall. I turned to the smoking guy by the side asking for an explanation.
He replied that he is a dude, his life is empty and boring, so he comes to the square to engage in collective onanism with other people. I replied that I partially agree with his feelings, but I think their public expression is inappropriate.
The wealth of oral speech has reduced the dialogue to: What you are expecting - Pokémon - Clear.

The worker is replaced. "Take, kids, ski, let’s do taburet"

Impressions of Mr. The Robot:
Season 1: Professional vocabulary is used, talk about Tor, arc routing, there are disputes about where and gnome, the main characters actively use Kali Linux.
Season 2: "Girls guys! I heard the word Website!"... "All here! There was a five-second terminal.and "

Nina does not need:

Do men need to be able to dance?

While most men do not know how to dance, those who know how to seduce ladies to the right and to the left, how - the beauty of movement, passion, drama... I have a friend - a salsa teacher, who has no shortage in romantic adventures! Only from the married ones prefers to beat back, otherwise their husbands will spoil his whole charisma.

A lover to consider other people's denge:

I saw today a new black two-hundred cruiser with a V8 and hidden under the rear buffer.
with a GBO tank. Almost not visible, nobody would know, but the unrighteous refueller does not
Stir the cover properly. If the owner of such a car is driving on gas...

He is an eco-responsible person and does not suck the air with poisonous gas emissions. This is normal for most developed countries.

Cocktail - Cocktail

Bar on a small Scottish island without inhabitants, looking for a bartender

Hirta Island, located 180 km west of mainland Scotland, has not had permanent inhabitants since 1930.

On this island is the Puff Inn bar, which has opened the vacancy of a new bartender. The bartender must serve the guests with drinks, clean the tables and help with the unloading of helicopters.

The vacancy was valid until July 15, but it was extended due to a lack of willing people.

Hirta Island and its surrounding seas were declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 2004.

Now there is a military base in Hirte, and the Puff Inn bar, the only one in these places, is visited only by military and rare tourists.

Yes, imagine, there are people who don’t drink soda/buy juices, don’t eat mayonnaise and cream, don’t eat pork, don’t drink milk in liters, don’t put sugar in tea and avoid white bread. And this is not a rarity there. This is almost any girl who does not want to turn into a fat cow with cellulite after a year or two.

...it is a girl who walks, elegantly tapping the swollen knees of the bones and curves from malnutrition of the scissors. Remember, I didn’t start this shit again.)

Lenin at school. The teacher can’t understand whose notebook and asks the class:
Whose notebook?
and Lenin! and Lenin!
The owner’s voice from the back:
Not Lenin but Lenin.

Thus e. If the little boy did not break out, would he have been painful to tears?

By the fool:

I advise you: the time you spend fighting the mills, better devote to your professional growth and then you will be taken to any orchestra without any "blind" systems and everyone will feel like you are growing - breasts or penis, and at least all at once.

Do you know what blind listening is? This is exactly when nobody knows who is growing between the legs, and judged solely by the sound. And when women are taken to the orchestra on blind listening more often than on full-time listening, it is a kabbe that speaks about something.

About the topic "Achotakova"
She observed with her own eyes in the auto school: class on theory, the teacher explains the rule, and then questions the participants on tickets on this topic.
In the ticket is drawn a unilateral movement and the question: "Can you turn here?" Lady confidently: "Can!" Prepod gently asks her: "Well, how is it? Do you look at the signs that are shown here? The unilateral movement. And with a one-sided movement - what?..." Lady with indignation: "And if I need?and "