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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116580
 28.07.2015
If for a guy to adequately react to "coming drunk in the middle of the night" - it is to understand, to forgive, to sleep, to feed in the morning.
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The Early! It is checked elementarily: it is worth a girl to swallow drunk in the middle of the night, no "to understand and forgive" in the reaction that the guy will consider adequate, not even smell.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116579
 28.07.2015
[1:08:51 PM] qwerty: I sit here and understand that life has never known
I was introduced to absolutely bad comrades.
[1:09:05 PM] qwerty: I saw yesterday the calyan smoking with a vacuum cleaner
[1:12:38 PM] qwerty: and by the morning I understood from the stories that they can still play erotic fantasies
And I got into a decent hustle that day.

It all started with swimming naked in the dungeon.
Poetry Themes of Zoo
Playing with dust.
He fed everyone with a spoonful of yogurt and smashed the girls.
[1:12:57 PM] qwerty: but this will not describe the atmosphere of complete fuckingness of course
Qwerty: “Do you remember the last time you licked the ceiling?”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116578
 28.07.2015
From comments on the flibus:

What about forbidding downloading when children are asked to read these books in school? Let the rightholders fill the libraries.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116577
 28.07.2015
We were less sick in childhood than our children are now... I think what was healing: resin from trees, green apricots, godron or sour ants?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №116576
 28.07.2015
Comments to the post "All women dream of ballet" with paintings about ballet.
Ah, these days all decent people dream of ballet.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116575
 28.07.2015
<xxx> yes, you need to remember the password from the planet Earth
<yyy> iddqd

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116574
 28.07.2015
A friend here a day ago laid bricks for such a large candlestick plant, and I was to blame.
It darkened, it was cold, I am going to close the landscape in a warm blanket with a mocked cap on my head, and a friend is driving the car. I return to help her with the parking, and she for some reason, instead of listening to the TS, does not look at me and with wild speed rotates the glass lift, panicking the window. I get closer, I think hell - a friend is roaring at me with angry eyes from a deafly closed car, then the look is gradually clarified and a little bit later, resting and laughing, cries the cool story:
“I see,” he says, “Yeti comes out of the dark, huge, hairy, terrible.
I am in shock, not falling, blind the milk on the buttons, the car does not close, and the monster is getting closer, like in a bad dream. This is you, you!

PS Since then I have always warned others when I wear my cap in the dark.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116573
 28.07.2015
Now the spokeswoman for RBC says: "It will be prohibited to import flowers and plants from European countries into Russia. All the fault is a dangerous parasite." Who the bold TV host meant, I do not know.
JW

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116572
 28.07.2015
from 4pda:

Razoblachitel1 27.07.15 12:09
and xronox,
The loner does not help. There is a need for the rapists to give a set of good robberies.

Razoblachitel10 27.07.15 12:14
*Nipples... although the first option for intimidation will come down.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116571
 28.07.2015
I told my kids about my worst day. One of many. Listen with compassion. The old man seriously said:
and Mom! You have a standalone missing. I’ll go to myself, roast.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №116570
 28.07.2015
The idea: to change your clothes and run to the teens with the words "I'm you from the future, stop listening to Russian rap!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116569
 28.07.2015
Come in the depths, here somewhere on the buildings the inscriptions "Glory of the CPSU" are still not painted.
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And right, soon it will be useful.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116568
 28.07.2015
Why did you suddenly decide that mommies are lonely? To afford such a luxury, to drag a son on a pen until the age of fifteen, and then to drive for that pen until the age of forty-five, the mother must have free time and opportunities. A lonely woman walks like a tractor, her son is often alone at home and by the age of ten he will already heat up the soup, and by the age of thirteen he will prepare a simple dinner. In order for the mom to sit at home, feeding with a spoonful and holi-lealeal to the complete helplessness of the boy - it is necessary that the daddy not just went anywhere, he is also quite viable on three earns.

So do not scream. Single mothers have very intelligent sons. But the housewives on the courageous provision - eternal babies, it is.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116567
 27.07.2015
Purchased here a deodorant for the toilet - anti-tobacco neutralizer, and instead of neutralizing, it gives tobacco smoke a refined aroma, straight mm, so you can imagine that the toilet has just been visited by an elegant gentleman with a expensive cigar ;)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116566
 27.07.2015
How often do you talk about drowning?
Well, this topic sometimes pops up ahahaphaaphaahah sorry.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №116565
 27.07.2015
pasl_4> The past summer. From Spain to St. Petersburg. South of Sweden.
Pasl_4> After 10 minutes it turns out that the girl forgot to refuel the bag. In Sweden it’s not a special problem, it doesn’t disappear...but it has to come back.

pasl_4> - Are you with us or will you wait?
Let us wait.

pasl_4> We have half an hour. We sit on a suburb in the middle of the forest, get cheese, bread, juice. We barely eat, the guys are coming back. We sit in the car again.
A guy walks into the cafe:

pasl_4> -Are you hungry?
My wife shakes her head:
We just ate some snakes.

pasl_4> The guy is pale and quietly slips from the seat...
React immediately
Some snacks!I am correcting.
They translate the spirit.

pasl_4> - What did I say? - quietly whispers the partner
Not entirely that...

I wonder for whom did they accept us?? to
This is how Russian legends are born.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116564
 27.07.2015
xxx - Today I watched with my own eyes the effect of "Ghost in the fan"
In our office at the entrance on the first floor there is an automatic brush for cleaning shoes.
Comfortably, came out of the street, pulled off the shoes, cleaned the dust or vice versa, before leaving, added a cream and swallowed.
XHHH - Here one figure came into a dog's cock.
XHH - Guess how he decided to remove her from the waist...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №116563
 27.07.2015
This is:
Again, the eternal ovulations with the old-fashioned buds turned everything in their direction. Dad is bad, he dropped us out as a child, so we wipe our nose and pop until retirement and beyond. And all the men are goats in the primary!

Not everything in the primary. There are cows on other cars ?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116562
 27.07.2015
Yesterday on the gay portal five people wrote in the face. After a long time of torture, she admitted that she was a girl. Two went away, three wished to get to know closer and more horizontal.
I once again believed that they only care about boys!
Mama, I don’t want to know what you did on the gay portal!
KHH: Generally speaking, there was a very interesting discussion of the models of the great, and I didn’t hold up.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116561
 27.07.2015
The guys are not working like that.
YYY: clarify
XXX: The Blue
How much is RGB?

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