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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143309
 24.07.2017
Synoptics have only two forecasts: “clear” and “not clear”.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143308
 24.07.2017
Never give money to the blind, deaf, dumb, etc. In the electric!
I am in principle not a greedy person and there is a bunch of desire for charity in me. But I never implement it in this way. There are charitable funds, targeted programs, and if you want to be on the street, then only at the church. Because it is extremely reluctant to help people in total degradation.
I will explain why. I go to my home usually in an electric car. And in addition to the sellers of every smoothie that no one needs (except,, lemonade and beer) one poor man walks. The high ambal 2x2 is ideal for working as a carrier or on construction. He works as a buffalo. Precisely not, even the seller of some plastic cube with the note "I am deaf, help the society of deaf protection buy a cube... for 150 rubles!!!". These hates also determine the price of how much I have to “pursue” them. Didn’t they hurt? Well, the flowers, the berries ahead.
One day, my friend and I went to the resort. A small town, standing on the same branch. And when I go into the store, I suddenly see this ambal (such tall, pumped people are rarely met, and the face of the face is well remembered) quite normally talking and buying a box of expensive whiskey, after which he takes it to himself in the car, by the way, also inexpensive and leaves somewhere...
And a week later, going to the country in the same electric car, I see him again with a cubic for 150 rubles. It was crazy, fool.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143307
 24.07.2017
As long as homosexuals say they’re ordinary people, I agree with them, as soon as they start screaming about it, they turn into pydoras.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №143306
 24.07.2017
The murmur:
I am a victim of advertising.
and Photoshop
As a child, I dreamed of growing up and shaving my legs like a aunt in advertising. And that my legs will be as perfectly straight and stretched as Barbie’s.
I have a shave :D

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143305
 24.07.2017
Here you are all about trains, and what about the accident involving a ship and a truck, and by the fault of the ship? This is not the case in Russia.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143304
 24.07.2017
Bethesda reassured buyers of the Season Pass for DOOM
All of them will receive an exclusive skin with a glowing inscription "Loshar" for network game.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143303
 24.07.2017
I went down for a blackberry in the vicinity of your glorious city
I represent the Peter's villages
xxxh: bed do not need to change, went out in the palisadnik of the mocha stumbled and normal, the old cast out
In the meantime, the beds were ripe...
hhh: stood up, pulled up, steered the bowler
xxx:woman squeezing started, spit, went to kikhimore
xxxh:Samounchika from the roots of the straw drunk, as it poured out a drink-salt such a local
I covered the hat and went to St. Petersburg

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143302
 24.07.2017
Wasser in German is water.
Well, and what?
Well, it turns out, Wassermann is a type of Aquaman.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143301
 24.07.2017
BBB: Please share your experience, what is there in a suitcase weighing 2 kilos?
÷÷ and
Two pairs of socks, trousers, shave and bubble.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №143300
 24.07.2017
I cannot go past this:
This is what an adult must do, this is his interests - earning money and caring for the family.

When they say "must", the correct question is "who?". In this case, making money and caring for the family is a biological program that works for the benefit of the species of Homo Sapiens. Once you realize this, you will begin to share the satisfaction of natural instincts and getting pleasure personally for yourself. Both are important and necessary, but each person has his own balance. The spectrum is wide: from persuaded single and Child-Free to large families.
In animals, the main thing is the preservation of the species, the individual is secondary. A person who is aware of himself has a greater personal weight. Everyone has the right to live a life for themselves, regardless of family and children. If Homo Sapiens goes extinct, it’s not that.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143299
 24.07.2017
A Japanese couple, who married in 2015, wanted to repeat their wedding photo session two years later.

But this time the husband and wife decided to do it with a fire! In the literal sense. In the style of the best Hollywood blockbusters, the newlyweds were photographed in an abandoned career against the background of powerful explosions. At the same time, the brave Japanese didn’t even flash the eye!"

The Internet has not exploded?

YYY: Yes, a bit scratched

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №143298
 24.07.2017
Motorcyclists and I am against your driving in the intersection. Yesterday, such a beautiful man for 23 years drove on two consecutive 170-200, drove on the red, crashed into the turn to the left credit Duster, killing in it two people and himself. The young man!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143297
 23.07.2017
That you all argue, an adult, not an adult, play, not play. What is the most popular hobby of brutal men who think of themselves as an adult (in addition to beer and strawberries)? Football (hockey / baseball / racing (F1) and so on). Some play to gray hair, others look at it, mostly on the screen. What is it different from a children's run with a ball in the yard or computer games? Just because there’s a lot of money going on.
"Adults are the same children, only toys are more expensive" (c)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143296
 23.07.2017
How, fucking, his copyright holders found this creation in my collection?? to

RAO puts a foot on everything that remotely reminds of music. disposes of rights. Gathering a babble. Then you can be paid the performer his share if he passes nine circles of hell and bureaucracy and the moon will be in the body’s house. If not, he will leave it to himself.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143295
 23.07.2017
As the victim said, a year ago she saw an extrasensitive advertisement on television. Norilchanka called on the specified number and registered for a telephone reception. During the phone sessions, the fraudsters "found" a strong "grain" in her and her adult sons. She paid for remote “treatment”.
In addition, she transferred money to the perpetrators even after she went into criminal search and wrote a statement to the police.
In total, she translated 526 thousand rubles.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143294
 23.07.2017
Alexey Pehov

I go by bicycle.
A few meters ahead, another cyclist is driving in the same direction.
A company appears on the course. Practically near the sidewalk, there is a mangal, roasted strawberries, culturally resting.
Then there is a scene, like in Marseille, when a man on a motorcycle breaks out a bag from a woman who is stuck.
We have domestic realities.
The cyclist, without reducing speed, gets from the mangal shampoo with meat. He leaves at sunset.
The shock pause lasts exactly thirty meters. Just as much as I need to get to the cultural recreation area.
One of them decides that a whole bunch of cyclists are working here!
He grabs the shampoo, and is terribly thumpy, rushing after me in pursuit, shouting:
Are you shameless too? and!! Are you shameless too?! to
To be honest, I really liked the shuffle.
But I did not stop.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143293
 23.07.2017
My husband works in shopping. Tell the dream. He had to pick up several positions, and the cat had to approve them. Moreover, the procedure looked like this, you had to push your foot to the cat and, if he does not hit the foot with his lap, then everything is approved. I, he says, searched all night, picked up, and he’s laughing and doesn’t approve. You have understood, right? His cat slept in his legs all night.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143292
 23.07.2017
Questions to Philosophers:
Why are friends "imaginary" and opponents "conditional"?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143291
 23.07.2017
The fact that you are a writer obliges a lot.
Sarah: They owe the money received and not everyone. Better binds a signed contract, guaranteeing the receipt of money, and even better - a signed contract, guaranteeing the withdrawal of money (for non-performance). The certificate only certifies that the applicant has successfully received the certificate.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №143290
 23.07.2017
> Keywords: " in life" Not after...

In his life, Archimedes caught up with the whole WPC, he could send his own and other people, during the assault, he was ordered not to touch him with his finger, and when he played with the fire and a skillfully sent soldier (enemy, for a moment) grabbed him (foolishly not acknowledging, would admit - would crush in a cloth, smile and move away), this soldier was found and almost crucified in the temptation, so that the rest of the next time were more attentive.

That is the authority.

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