ZZZ : Today I joke well, we have a girl at work, she often wears clothes with a decolt, and her chest should be said, noble... today came such a woman without a decolt and says - sorry, Stasiq, I didn't please you today.

Margarita
I’m going to eat cake with my mom.
Anton Shandor Lavey
Good appetite, my sweetheart :*

Not praise the weather in the morning, but the girl in the evening.

Five years ago, I filmed a documentary about crime: bandits, fints, mints...
Filmed in the apartment and on the street.
The scene of throwing a man out of the window on the ninth floor.
The man is ready, the cameras are ready, waiting for the team.
Under the window, I give the last instructions to the menta, I return to the camera, the local grandmother immediately rolls.
Did you come here with the police of non-payers for the apartment to rent?
Why the nonpayers?
Soon there was an advertisement with the debtors on the house.
- A...Now vooon from that window the police will throw out the non-payer, and we
We filmed...
How would he throw it out?
What else to do with him...? He did not work, did not study, owed two.
The Month...
With these words I call the operator in the apartment... “Camera motor! “We went!”
From the ninth floor, a man is thrown out. The coins immediately load him into a police gazelle. I scream “Stop! It was! Thank you, the war is over!”
Grandmother's legs are ripped, she quietly goes to her goods on the bench.

While the group loaded cameras and cables, I listened to the grandmothers’ conversation on the bench.
The firearms threw the man out of the house, I know him. He has that year
My mother died, so quiet... he drank the truth.
It is horror!
What is horror? If you chew, watch TV, you pay for it.
No electricity, let’s go.
Right, order must be, a strong hand is needed.

Man is accustomed to everything.

Why are all terrorists Arabs? Why are Arabs always ready to commit suicide?

Let us argue logically:

1st They have no prostitutes.

2nd They are prohibited from drinking alcoholic drinks.

Three Bars are prohibited.

6 is They are prohibited from playing sports games, appearing at stadiums, at various parties, etc.

7 is It is forbidden to signal in the car.

8 is They are forbidden to eat pork.

9 is Around the sand, and there is not even a square for entertainment.

10 is Have you ever tried fishing in the desert?

11 is Clothes instead of clothes?

12 is There is only the right hand, because the left is intended exclusively for wiping your ass (as if there are no problems in life without it)?

Thirteen Hearing a neighbor hanging from pain because there are no doctors in the district.

14 is It is forbidden to shave.

15 is They are forbidden to swim.

16 is They are forbidden to listen to other people’s music.

17th It is forbidden to listen to the radio.

18 is They make a shale from oatmeal on coal made from camel fertilizer.

19 is The women are dressed up to the floor, and their faces are completely covered all the time.

20 is They don’t even see their breasts by chance.

21 is Your wife is chosen by someone completely alien.

22nd Your wife is wrapped so well that only six months later you notice that she has a beard.

23nd And after all this you are promised quite convincingly that after death you will go to heaven and there you will have everything you dreamed of when you lived on earth.

Now tell me the truth, and only the truth:

You’t explode from... ? to! to

Have you seen the new package of cigarettes? % of
XXX: The Yummy
XXX The Clowns
xxx: not so
xxx: you sit here, you want to smoke, and you think what package to open - about lung cancer or a slow and painful death?))

dr_piliulkin's about "Salt".
Well, how can our cinema beat Hollywood if the U.S. State Department arrested ten people for the promotion of this film??? and :)

(12:26:08)
xxx - that I didn't want word to save word in pdf
(12:26:20)
xxx - said that the app is busy with something, probably something there's, well, like lunch MB is cooking

Vicky
I am pushing you serious topics here.

Vicky
And you... you...

Leprecon
I am a grass.

evgstrannik: July 2010...warm..time of massive fall of servers and the general sysadmin vacation))

Q: Did you get a gun?
WOW: What is it like to go hunting in the spring, drink vodka, why buy guns? Not to shoot the ducks, at the end of the day.

1> right of me is sitting "Miss Goddess", throwing a short-lived look at her, I noticed the spinning worths on the fullball at the level of the chest.. here I think - what will happen if you make a notice that she has a chest "lochmatya"...
2> injuries of varying severity

XXX: Mish, he’s offended me there periodically!and ((
YYY: O_o for example?
For example, he drank two bottles of vodka and fell asleep at the table.
XXX: I was interested in sleeping alone.
YYY: mda... o_o

The Commander: J@pa!
XHH: What is it?! to
The Commander: Oh! Do you often refer to that name?
XHH: What is it?
of four letters.
Oh yeah yes. I am fucking
Oh yeah... Nadia!and (
OK, everyone has understood.

X: I want to retire.
xxx: sitting in a climbing chair with a macbook in front of the fireplace
xxx and fuck in the stones)))

XXX is sensational! Under the Moscow Kremlin have been discovered ancient catacombs of unknown civilization!
Yyy: Dmitry Anatolyevich, please go back to your office.

My younger brother is an outcast.
I asked him to buy me one piece in the store, how much it costs - I don't know. He brought her to me and I asked:
How much do I owe her?
Brother : 1000
I (delivering money): Oh you, the merchant of you is no one... Do you name me the real price? I would say 1500.
Brother (unwaveringly): And I have already added – it costs 500...

I am writing to my wife (J) by asking:

I need a buyer.
J: and the bones of the beard
I: I thought every woman has a cushioner in a basic setup, from birth ;)
J: ]:->

Wlas
funnyly designed small in their library error code E_FAIL, I guess what 1st word they have so shortened)

XXX: How are you divided?
YYY is norm. Blowing up the paintballers. Played in the city quest by Stalker. We were shot at one of the locations, and we were looking for a code. The whole ass in the bleachs... hurt (( my ass is leapard. Soon he will roast, ask for meat, and hunt for antelopes.
XXX: It will look great.
YYY: It will be stupid to look like – I’m arming and backing up and carrying my fifth point ahead of me. Not a very pleasant spectacle.
xxx :D