I saw a crocodile in the terrace. It could only be distinguished from the mould by the little sight of the tongue. The table read: "Live, filled, resting."
On the other day, he ran, went to the house, struck from the pulse and fell on the couch. I do not respond to external stimuli. Commentary of the wife: "Live, full, resting."
LOL is :)

Kdiler: Let the jargon be universal
It burns like a wave-
There is cold water, cold water! and (

XX: How is it?
Xy: on Gagarin stood up
XX: You are a pervert
Xy: She is a pervert. Traffic on Gagarin Square.

When will you post photos of Turkey?
I’m never going to get married. 😉

Twenty-two times she carried the text of the diploma to the chief. That "Here the paragraph would add...", that "some words between the formulas are little...". In the end, he did not stand, inserting into the definition a piece of his own article.
I read a long time, cried. In the end:
No, it will not go! It is not written in mathematical language.
O_O

I go to the army.
Why be sad? You are a gamer. And this is the best RPG in the world with a bunch of quests and, most importantly, a bunch of experience.

Nothing discharges the situation during negotiations like a text message from a friend: "Hello! I am a pet pet! Let’s go play lavache!"

I sit in the bus and look out the window. At the stop there is an Uzbek, on his shirt it says no money, no crisis. I thought...

to the observer:
Under the windows they try to plug the washing machine in the matrix. It looks like it’s stretching, but it doesn’t wet anyway :)

The dick can’t blow up the untouchable! You cannot put the washing machine in the washing machine. Can not!! to

Every time you write int i instead of short i, hundreds of users are forced to grab a memory bar.

From the discussion of photographs of the Norwegian prison (for example, 12 square meters, furniture, TV, shower, etc.)) is :

In fact, the prison regime in the country is one of the most important factors to take into account when planning your vacation.

xxx: The city council of Kherson has banned dogs living in multi-storey houses from laughing from 22:00 to 8:00, reports UNIAN.
MEPs also demanded silence from other types of pets. Cows are commanded not to catch, pigs not to bite, and goats not to bleed.
For non-compliance with these rules there is administrative liability. The dogs' reaction to the deputies' decision is not yet known.
The dog expressed protest
Wauu: and put forward its own bill - biting deputies for the legs
zzz: cows council considers prohibition of doying
The pigs, in turn, did the same thing as the ZKH – they didn’t do the fuck.

Written by:
Dear Natasha!
Kaneshna, we had an insignificant relationship, sometimes I acted like a fool, and I was proud of it. I am still proud. God is with you, I forgive you that you abandoned me wickedly and unconsciously. Fuck you, I’ll probably find it better. Someday. But, fucking, a whole fucking year after that to download from my torrent account is a saddle. To burn you, Scuco, in hell! thank you.

I am B, thank you!
Change the password.

XXX: How are you doing sex?
YYY: How about the end of the world?
Xxx :?? to
yyy: The date is all the time shifted and all hope for 2012...())

In China, drunk drivers will be shot.
Here we would be so.

Do you have hot water?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
Yes, but it is cold.
The same shit.

An employee is sitting, eating borst from a glass bank. Dialogue with her:
Are you warming up?
and AGA.
Are you afraid the bank will collapse?
A couple of times it broke, once the bottom collapsed.
- O_O
black_rave

I dreamed I was singing and I invented a poem.
Now I am afraid 😉
“I’m an intergalactic bobber and I’m always upset that I’m a bobber and you’re a bobber, and together we’re EVIL!
It is genius 😉

XXX is fucking
xxx is a businessman. Today in the afternoon, he quickly runs into the apartment, opens the freezer, hides a thick envelope there and runs away.
xxx: well I think money probably big, or documents important, drugs after all
XXX: Opening
And there are two broken chocolates (

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