I’m not writing hernia in statuses. ...

What is not so?? to

And I have 2 sizes, but "guitar" proportions of waist and thighs, luxurious chestnut curls and almost anonymous size of eyes. I cook well, gentle, I know how to silence in time, I do not require to pay for myself; humanitarian, but I love to understand what I do not know, and I like to listen in general. At the same time, a rare lazy, ugly, evil and jealous to the darkness of the eyes. Maybe you don’t agree on anything? and ;)

The columns began to bark - the wire went away again, it needs to be paired. My hands are like flat, I know what to do there, because I’ve already seen it. I went, took Papa's solder, a spare plug like it was somewhere, I sit, pail, under my nose I sing something like "confets-solder".
The door opens, he looks at the dad who has just come from work. He looks at the whole thing... And so thoughtfully says:
- Mдааa, you get married - don't admit that you know which side of the solder to hold. Or he will escape.

<zubastik> I am sad
<Rose_Gus> I’m also sad sometimes.

The xxx:
To me here the old Kazakh approached, told about the second coming of Christ, that it will be in August of next year, that it is necessary to prepare...

The xxx:
Asked ten tenge (2 rubles) for information XD

The xxx:
I said I knew, Jesus told me too.

The xxx:
He shrugged his hand as a companion and left.

For many children, it is the only author’s work in life.

In one of our underground passages are the leaflets of the semi-radical organization "Resistance". There is an electrical school nearby. Once his students decided to arrange a small flashmob. Now in that transition, in addition to the original, hang exactly the same leaflets, but with modified headings: "Capacity" and "Inductivity".

Reading on social networks the status of those who are not yet twenty-five years old, you understand that the Russian language everywhere stopped teaching in about 1995.

xxx>News: In Kiev beat the ideologist of FEMEN
yyy>A where can I put "class"?

About Jeeps and the size of dignity recalled:
(Talk about the brutality of the first hammer)
If I had a small penis, I would buy my first hammer.
Q2: What is the connection?
M1: all on Feng Shui, small member - big jeep
M2 (through rust): That’s why I’m on the logan
M1: rest, son, I am on a bicycle
M2: Fuck me, you can argue.

XXX: I wanted to drop 1 t. Yandex wallet from the terminal failed: they demand F.I.O.(I know the name, but I don’t know the name. What else is asked is unknown.
YYY: Fluorography is asked there.

Why has no one yet registered the Russian Church of Witnesses of Normal Legislation? They will believe that the day will come when there will be normal laws in Russia.
Because there will be no parishioner, because that day will not come.

From Forum
FAQ: Do vegetarians swallow sperm?
Vovan: I have one here... I’m afraid she’ll misunderstand me if I ask in the forehead.
DRPR: Ask if she drinks milk... it’ll be pretty clear.
Do you drink milk?
DRPR: I am not a vegetarian ;)
AHTOLLLKA: Then about clear...

When I put my dishes, my brother approaches me and says, “Stop! You are a woman, not a dishwasher!" At such moments I hate him.

Andrew is 13 years old.

xxx: To conduct a 10-day training you need a house for 20 people in the forest, where there are no other people except the service staff)))
Yyy: A great link for a horror film. I am interested and I want to go to the training.

Talk through the closet:
Let’s go to maps?
I have a cockerel!
I have a map of Africa. Stop, let’s give up, I have all black.

According to the results of the survey, young people in Ukraine are almost satisfied with their lives.

Say no to drugs!

I’m from the time when instead of paintball, we wore pearls from tubes.

Chichiro: Chat I am the evil ppc
You want a peanut (^ ^)
Chihiro: If only there was somebody to kill him
Tagged with: 0 0 0

Have you tried running in the morning?
The first day I run, the second day I run, the third day I get depressed and start to eat.

M : My colleagues! Don’t forget Friday’s timelapse!
I would drink beer with my friends.
M: That is, there is nothing stressful in the word timDilning?
Tagged: Tension
J: But I liked the idea.