xxx: as I heard the song immediately remembered this movie)
yyy: And I have from the song association with the "Schrödinger List".
Zzz: The Schrödinger List? This is the famous film about oppressed Jews who are both alive and dead at the same time?

The Grammar Nazis.
I understood what the word was, only from the context.
In the corridor there was a solophane.
and Solomon!! to
He thinks he is a talented writer.

Women's collective, as they say a full set of ammunition: unmarried, married, divorced (somebody and twice), old virgins
A divorced woman is going to marry for the second time.
The old lady said, “Fuck it!” She brought the second single man to ZAGS. In our time, it is a feat.
The woman whispers on another lady: - that I, here is her feat, she married her ex-husband for the second time

and :)

Ideas for Pharmacy:
"When buying a large package of condoms, head pills as a gift"

Smoking in public places is also prohibited, but no one walks and smokers are not shot.
This is the same thing....
The smoker will not bite me.
From a bunch of wandering dogs I climbed onto a tree and sat there for half an hour, while they ran around in circles. The self defense? The balloon? Have you tried it yourself, guys? One pine (not the fact that you will get - dogs are faster than people in movements and reactions, and not the fact that you will stop - it is still to get to the right place), the other in the mouth of pepper. Go ahead, hole
Let’s separate the flies from the catch.
1 ) "Domestic" dogs with owners. Here, at least, the owner somehow controls his pet and is responsible for his behavior.
2nd) The "Course" of the room. Who will answer if some face from this band pulls me and I am forced to go and inject myself with rabies? Are you Defenders? Fuck it there. You will not answer. And good, if only injections for me will work out. My acquaintance was bitten so that he was driving through hospitals for six months while his ligaments were sewn. And may even bite your good-feeled innocent four legs to death.

Do you like animals? Take them into your house. Take care of them, feed them, take care of them. What? Not a hunt?
Then don’t hide, shit, that your pets will bite you too. Better for your children. There you will at some point have enlightenment in your brain.

From elena_daos:

I recently carried a younger cat for vaccination. He, the infection, with some kind of 6th sense hears when they get the transfer and immediately begins to encrypt. Well, we and son of the choir stuck him in the carrier, he immediately began to vote. As I carried him to the vetes, he walked all the way. They pulled it out like nuts from a bag. After the injection, submerged in the transfer as in his hometown: type, go home soon!

Two days later, my husband and I sit in the kitchen and eat dinner. I hear the younger voice like the victim. I resort to the room (when the older man fights - he has other intonations, when he dreams of love - too) and I see: a cat is sitting, crawling in the TV, and there they show some road event, filmed by a low camera, that is, at the level of "roadside". Well, what he usually sees from the transfer.
And he was grumbling.

So my punka showed a natural horror movie on television.

by Oleg Ladyshensky:
A new way to catch fish:
Take your grandson with you for 24 hours. Zoo parks, playgrounds, rich fun, reading "Barmalaya". When the children come back from fishing, you change your grandson for a mirror rock. Clean, fry, cold beer to taste.

Paddy: the feeling when on your old notepad nid for speed the winthide bridge runs many times faster than the browser and skype X____X

Advertising on the Dating Site:

A romantic from a long road, just rested at an adult resort (7 years from call to call) is looking for an attractive woman for intimate pleasures. Age, weight, height and gender are not important.

But my cat quite consciously led me to the refrigerator and pointed his foot to the cucumbers lying on the top shelf. It was painfully fresh cucumbers liked ) Remembered that the delicious stuff in the refrigerator, and asked to share )))" Good Cat! I love my white mushrooms.

This erotic dream is done by professional prostitutes, do not try to repeat it.

I had a better opinion of her until I saw her sending a request to the service center that she didn’t have a mail. of unworking mail.

'BAŠ is a site where "xxx" is found more frequently than on porn trackers.

We take an official or a deputy and feed a bunch of wandering dogs.

A quote about love at night.
Oh sweet, don’t look at me. I feel bad when someone is watching.
You always get bad. Fuck me somehow.

Croatia, sailboats, yachts, we go read the names. One of them is "A good idea 2".
Hopefully the second time, the idea will be really good.)

One day my dad took me fishing. When I was young, I can hardly remember anything. I remembered only this picture: Daddy, standing on his knees in the water, is trying to knock down a duck from a branch of a tree growing on the flooded shore. Only my dad saw the duck.
Fishing has long since stopped, but not drinking.

XXX: So this is a little crawling, and this piece needs to be reworked.
YYY: So why is it all through the ass?
Well, let me tell you where the project’s legs grow from...
YYY: That’s about the Jeep again?! to

Lucrecia: And when we just moved to this apartment, Antonha was still with us.
Lecrecia: Antocha was a tiger piton. For its appearance small (I suspected that Antonha was a female, because they are smaller), but in fact - a two-meter snake, very lazy. Probably, in the terrarium he was not very, because Antonha most in the world loved two things: to eat and sleep in the warm corner, this was what he did all the time.
Lucrecia: One day, Dasha (woman) approached the terrace shortly after Antocha had sharpened the next rabbit and gently said, “Well, you Antoshka, are lying here... I’d go for a walk...
Lucrecia: That’s why, I say. Why, grit it, for a meeting!
Lucrecia: You think we have a worthy pitonika somewhere in our house?
Lucrecia: No, he says, if he escapes, we will have to look for him in all the apartments, let’s get to know the neighbors.

X: What do you miss in life?
Y: Immortality
X: To be forever coupled and e#at?
Y: Yes
When will you get bored?
Y: And when you get bored - go to get a certificate of cisco...