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[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143249
 21.07.2017
How to distinguish a motorcycle from a pedal? The latter has several distinctive characteristics:
1) Riding in the intersection;
2) excess of speed;
3) The volume of exhaust is this, then the alarms at parked cars are activated.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №143248
 21.07.2017
A acquaintance told...

She was once driving in an electric car with a battle filled with people. People are standing next to each other, the iPhone has nowhere to fall. He observes this picture: a few people from her stands a man of intelligent appearance, in a costume with a tie, in a coat, and right in front of him face to him - a busty man in a swimsuit. Ten minutes pass and this bucharick begins to give signs that it is about to break out. The situation is warming up: no one wants to leave, but to carry on someone else's semi-digested snack. And here the Alcohol has already vomiting powders, before the eruption momentum...

Now attention, the question is! What would you do in the place of an intellectual?

At the last moment, he took the man’s sweater and pulled it on his face.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №143247
 21.07.2017
A friend of the electrician on the phone tells and cries: - The fatigue of death has returned from the halture. I splashed into the chair, covered my eyes, no forces moved. The grandson runs up with two large steel tablespoons for the soup: “Dad, do you want me to show you the focus?” I opened my eyes, “Let’s go!” Stretch me the spoon - put the cheeks! Well, I, says the whole at rest, without feeling the smell, took them into my mouth, the cheeks were swollen, the handles of the tablespoons rolled forward without touching. And then he hand over the back with a 9-volt battery from his toys, pull me into these upscale ends. I thought I got a squid on the shirt! I barely broke the chair. The shit shit... The fatigue is like the hand removed.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143246
 21.07.2017
I gathered to smooth... got the smoothie... disassembled... brought the smoothie... understood that the shit went out... gathered the smoothie... took back... took the smoothie and also took back... brought the smoothie board... no smoothie... went back for the smoothie... I think I can postpone the smoothie...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143245
 21.07.2017
Z is. Asphalt begins to soften, if it is heated above +30, at noon under the sun it is quite possible.

Certificate of road engineer. Upper asphalt coating in Moscow and MO is made on bitumen BND 40/60. Its softening temperature is 51 degrees (agreed when heated in the sun is quite possible). Stretch at 25 degrees at least 40 cm (until the moment of rupture).
Comrade is right.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143244
 21.07.2017
I just don’t know what Calabato is.? to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143243
 21.07.2017
I will not shake my bones, for it is a sin.
Yyy: He-he... ;-) This is when you understand the benefits of atheism. 😉 )

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143242
 21.07.2017
I’ve seen somehow a SUV road and straight scratches deep from the screwdriver across all the doors and hood.

WOW: I saw a calina with a five-fold tail roof pierced. Exactly a hat. He came out of the cap.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143241
 21.07.2017
I found a question on the forum:

The task. There is a neodymium. very much. I would like to use only the South Pole for one task.
I broke my head like I cut it in half.
Magnet is thick.
Who will advise?

Do you think trolling? And the Nifiga, the people on the full seriousness of 70 posts discussed how to cut than to cut. The obvious idea that there would eventually be two magnets was heard only three years later. This is PPC.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143240
 21.07.2017
here

Smokers, you are not embarrassed that you constantly put lengthy objects in your mouth and squeeze them hard? Are you not afraid to get confused one day?

You are fucking fucked with your puppy. In all of you the hives are melting.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143239
 21.07.2017
A simple, honest, quiet person is not interested in anyone. How he grazes the land there, grows wheat and red, trades, risking to ruin, clothing, carpentry, fishing, casting bells, sewing clothes, hunting, collecting mushrooms - no one cares.
But about the one who by force takes away all the fruits of boring everyday labor, and songs are composed, and ballads, and bulldozers, and epics. Of course, the books are composed.
The listener or reader always thinks of putting himself in the place of the robber, not the victim. It seems to be getting easier for him. It seems that for a moment in life justice is established.
The strong people of this world also love to listen, to read about the robbers, because they themselves are out of this class. All the kings-kings, counts and princes, barons and baronets in their time were industrialized in this field. Or their ancestors.
But the real good men from the long road are relentlessly persecuted and executed by the earth's authorities, so that they do not think to occupy them, the strong and powerful, the legally conquered place.
Nevertheless, songs in the people are composed not about the lute voivod, who with great labor, sometimes risking his life, caught and imprisoned the villain, but about this same villain - as he sits in a raw prison on a rust chain and thinks, and demands: open, say, my prison, bring a faithful horse and a red maid for complete happiness.
Maybe he has a lawyer in the room?"

M. Uspensky, "The Innocent Girl with a Bag of Gold"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143238
 21.07.2017
She shrugged like a goddess. Nothing to add)
Although not, there is something. Smokers, you are not embarrassed that you constantly put lengthy objects in your mouth and squeeze them hard? Are you not afraid to get confused one day?
÷÷ and
I advise not to squeeze a long, long object into your mouth, but to lace the borst directly from the pot.
Here’s the thing: who reflects the most, that’s Pidor. Therefore, if you have hives in all the objects that are stuck in your mouth, it is exclusively your problem.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №143237
 21.07.2017
Ha ha again.
ha-ha
Smokers, I hate you. You smoke a few floors above (I saw the ashes fall), and it smells like me. You are fucking.

Fuck to us. The smokers.

And then you stand and go from discriminatory laws to smoking prohibition. If you were to behave humanly from the beginning, it’t be so. But, why am I, you have a flood after you.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143236
 21.07.2017
- I know two cases of hunting with the 38th: a friend made a roof and then again the fox was drawn (loved to chew the food of dogs from a bowl...

Oh how! Repairing the roof and revolver.
People have interesting habits.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143235
 21.07.2017
Don’t be a pirate and you won’t want to push motorcyclists! You may also buy a bicycle. I ride a car as long as I ride a bike for 10 years. With the exception of a couple of cases (yes, in 10 years a couple of cases with claims appeared, but to 4 wheels of them for the same time much more) everything is fine. The first rule: don't hinder the mozzic to pass (even on the cushion, where I was now arranged for 1 row more past me, the golda passed easily, not to mention all the others). Rule Two: Look in the mirrors when rebuilding and use turns. Well, note: the mozzicles are usually moved: 1. on the MCAD on the deflector (at the extreme left row) or 2. between the extreme left rows in the intersection.

And what, sorry fucking, should I follow the rule first? Because you are so comfortable?
According to me, pedorasses are those who ride on the fence and in the intersection.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143234
 21.07.2017
When I was a child, I went with a friend and his grandfather to fishing under the ice. It was 5 km away. There was no pedestrian or colloquial in the presence, they took a loot with them (approximately such as described by the author) to crush the ice. Naturally, the broom was dragged by the grandfather, rolling on his shoulder like a lenin barrel on the famous Sabbath.
After about an hour and a half of rushing, taking the mountain, overcoming the snowy fields, we came to the fishing place. A friend grabbed the breakout, with all the thickness he plunged over the ice of the frozen hole. лом said goodbye to the day, and escaped through his hands to the bottom of the reservoir. Since then, it has probably been torching there, like the mattress of a sunken cruiser - covered with corals and other underwater life...
Can I give examples of coordinates for Dywing?

Call it Escalibur and ask the Lake Virgin to provide it to you... And then the manstrels will compose ballads about you and your Loma and the feats you accomplished.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143233
 21.07.2017
Sister: - I had to sleep with this frog!
I: – This shit is your husband.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №143232
 21.07.2017
(from the blog)
I was checked out at the exit from Bali airport. Man was not a border guard, I crossed the borders. The reason - "a lot of Russians in Bali"! I broke the entire suitcase, touched the sandstone from Hong Kong, looked at underwear, women’s hygiene (sorry), book leaflets (and you just had to hit the surface so that everything fell out). How lucky are you?And it" showed me. And a lot more... I’m about it... I’m sure that Muslim women have a different attitude! You can walk in a niqab without showing your face. Why can't a woman in a niqab look, and I can't in shorts and a shirt? Why should I show my face and the contents of the suitcase, and the other woman would have an advantage? Where is Justice? Do you need tolerance for the nickabus or ordinary people? Why are there separate rooms for prayer at airports? Do you not have too many rights, believers? Muslims... Christians... I think it’s time to protect us – atheists! I am sorry, Nippon!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143231
 21.07.2017
"Sue" is a sublimation of the desire "that everything should be". In the case of the kidney, this is the desire for child independence: Peppi is physically strong enough to drag a horse and storm two adult bandits, she lives alone, but cautiously supplied by a far-floating daddy with a gold box for all needs and a house-villa. That is, the world of boring forcing to go to school, being polite and disciplined adults - over it has no power. She knows geography well (when swimming with her father, the little girl came out), but at the same time she does not want and does not teach elementary reading and writing skills.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143230
 21.07.2017
The bubble code
He could not recognize the list.
He was given little in his childhood.
Knuta

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