I have a girlfriend who is very successful young and beautiful and smart.

The person. What matters is that I have achieved everything in this life by myself. came from

Irkutsk region, she entered the MSU, studied in the States herself. Now is

He works in a well-known advertising firm.

The positions. A wonderful and a bit sentimental person.

their relatives and relatives. In June, her precious grandmother complained to her.

rats, which multiplied in their village, and the most important deficiency

funds to combat them. Maryam accepted this as an order.

He took every effort to fight the grey creatures. Attracted

packages to his office and put it all in a fashionable advertising bag very

A famous company. Grandma lives in the Irkutsk region and the best way

Delivery of packages – through conductors at Kazan Station. Marysia

Loaded with a saucer into his unshakable machine and went to

The station. It all happened banally. The barkeepers pulled away, opened the door and

They ate at the entrance to the station. When it all happened, Marius

Rushed from the station, and the barbecues from it. Now he thinks that they

When they opened the bag, they found 20 packs of rat poison.

20 rat catches and a touching note on a beautiful postcard: "WHAT'S ALL

The rats are dead. and kissing. Morocco »

It is beneficial to be able to handle the shit.

It is even better to be able to handle the ball.

But the most beneficial thing is to be able to handle people.

And it is not profitable to be able to handle fields.

The first hour of the night, the phone call. I answer.
Who is there?
Open the militia.
For a long time, I thought they would get stuck or not, or people would not think about what to get into the entrance.
To my surprise voice "Militia???" heard in the bell - "Do not worry, we are not with you!"
The militia...

From the ASK:

by KuZoF:
How much do you earn on this century deal?

by Vladimir:
The profitability of this transaction is close to the profitability of hairdressing services in a Roma camp in southern Ethiopia - so that the lady will get in the form of modest intimate baldness and other remarkable production waste.
$30 per piece - with a good setting of constellations

by KuZoF:
Oh my God! I’t be able to shave my hair for that money.

Sergey Vladimir:
You have not been in Africa for a long time.

by KuZoF:
The Order...

Sergey Vladimir:
There is now all toughened - the most aristocratic orthopedic mattresses are filled with pubic fur.

by KuZoF:
The encyclopedia of your knowledge is amazing!!! to

From the computer forum. I play :
XXX: I, who passed from Stalingrad to Berlin, who plunged the highest rank in the battles in the Middle East, who prevented the Inlanetian sabotage on a tropical island, who unraveled the secret of the reactor at the Chinas nuclear power plant, who broke the entire Chinese mafia into one, who avenged for his wife and child - I tell you that I have never seen anything like this!
YYY: I'm the one who put all the balls in one row, found all the bombs on the playing field, broke all the cards into several, shot all the cockroaches, scattered all the sheep, launched the penguin ahead of all, put all the cubes into a single structure - I tell you - HYPE ME!

Am I the only one who clicks the plus or minus on the main twice to see the emoji?

There was no sex for about two weeks....My sweet man diligently separated from me with bells...My patience broke out that I wrote him in my hearts sms (and knowing that he is already asleep): "We will have sex with you at all?!?!?!?!What does he call me at 8!!! In the morning with the question of how to eat the carton!!!! to
The eye washed to tell him that from the starch only the collars stand!!!!!! and :(

[15:42] Konstantin: In general, according to sanitary rules and regulations, an 8-hour working day provides that the temperature of the air in the room should not exceed 28 ° C. At 30 ° C, the working day is reduced by half: to 4 hours. If in a room 32,5 ° C - you can only work an hour, and if 33 ° C, the employees have the right not to come to work at all.
[15:43] Alex has left us

My younger sister (5) shows wonders of logic:
She is:
Please...

I am :
What is?

She is:
Probably!

I am :
What!??! to

She is:
Say thank you.

I am :
Oh thank you.

She is:
Maybe...

-...I slowly descend to your stomach, I get to the floaters, slowly remove them, and I start the blue waiting at the mine the cat from the balcony fucked!!!! to
Fuck it... (

<xxx>I need to be drunk higher overweight
<yyy> why
<xxx> yesterday went to work a friend, saw - removed, began to knock.
<xxx> at night on one of the servers
<yyy>lo
<xxx> already the 3rd or 4th such case

Pipetz, the most shameful chit - Dendi emulator with the possibility of Seivizio!

XXX: Dear, and if I behave well today, will you not argue?
I will be
XHH: Why is it?
by inertia!!! to

Site of one.

The question:
My husband and I are 14 years old and we have a penis of 11cm.

The answer:
If you have 11 cm each - it's normal, and if 11 for two - it's not good :)

He: I don’t want you to come.
She: So why?
Where a man encounters pain, where he is close to death, just a step from it, where a man falls into the source of suffering and fear is not a place for a girl.
You just go to the dentist!!! to

My friend and I walk through the street, look at the sides and observe this picture: on the fifth floor, on the balcony, there is some kind of action, like a sluggish fight. Finally, a man falls out of the balcony and flies down, somewhat cleverly flying into the crown of the topol, which stood next to the house, and continues its fall. Growth, the crash of breaking sows, the shells of the leaves, we are standing articulated, the man fell something about a minute, and silently.

Finally, he fell from the bottom of the topol, stumbled around the sidewalk with his ass, all encouraged, naturally, into smoke drunk, and said a phrase that struck me for the rest of my life:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! to

I think you will soon be a daddy!)...
222: And that Benedict was sick?
I am a fool (((

imcarebear: Previously said: "You went to x@y!", and now: "I do not promise 100%, but I will try..."

Repair of the house...
I stand on the table under the ceiling, brushing the plaster. In order to avoid falling in the eyes, wearing swimming glasses. I wanted to drink, jump, go for water, all in white dust, with big black eyes:) I tried to cut off, became packed in a strip.
I go to the kitchen and there is my mom. Her reaction to my appearance – she takes a towel and, stretching her arms to me, says:
Fly here, bear, you have your eyes opened!
Even my glasses look like a smiley.

The girl:
Here is what we will check... well, answer what first comes to mind: DB, a well-known personality
Proverbial
David Blaine...
The girl:
I have eaten, shrimp, and shrimp!! 10 out of 10 people!! to