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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100928
 24.07.2014
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#16 2014-07-23 21:10
We had a case. To the man at the dacha came bombs to climb. Well, he, in order to teach them, put the poison in a bottle and left it on the table - the same type. The gods of this meal shrunk and gave the soul to God. The man was convicted of deliberate harm to his health, which resulted in death, well or so. The real deadline.

Well, it’s an old bike, we had tougher.
My grandmother used the mushrooms (for herself!!!) He went into the cave. And the mushrooms were either incorrect, or they were spoiled, in general, 2 thieves were trapped, breaking 1) the gate, 2) the door of the house, 3) the cover of the basement (everything was on the castles, they were pulled out with meat). The thieves were barely left alive. So they filed a complaint against the grandmother, they were judged. Conditionally 2 years. They were not just imprisoned for age. So be careful when you cook something, or suddenly take someone, unintentionally.
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In such cases, the main thing is to deny the intent: a bear trap stood on a rat, poison in vodka for rubbing the radiculite, bricks on the roof for repairing the extractor... And the grandmother was not lucky with the lawyer (or the thieves were lucky with relatives)...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100927
 24.07.2014
I sit in a line at the clinic. I notice that people leave one cabinet more often than from the others. I looked at the tablet and it turned out to be a toilet :)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100926
 24.07.2014
I like to get a salary. I work for her, I can say.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №100925
 24.07.2014
I hear my mother squeezing out of the house and I see a picture - in the Basar volley (SAO) my mother stands, pressing her back to the volley grid, and Basar stands on his back legs, so that his mother was between the front and touches her face in her face. I run to them in the volley, I resort to grabbing Basara, I pull him away, I give him the ass, he goes offended. It turns out that the mother went into the volley, he ran to her and pulled something in her hand, she looked at it, and it was a dead mouse. The mother stumbled and threw the mouse, Baska raised it and decided to feed her mother with it, and I found them.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100924
 24.07.2014
The heat came, the war broke out in the office with a new force between the one who is hot and the one who is blowing. The room is large, air conditioning is built into the ceiling with a switch integrated in the wall. An indicator on the switch burns. After the phrase of one of the frozen "who turned on the blue light again!A plan was born. The lighthouse was glued with an opaque white film and a black spot was drawn with a marker on it. The air conditioner is always turned off. I noticed it only a week later when it was a little cold, and I turned on the condy too hard.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100923
 24.07.2014
Doctors in general from their initially small salaries, like everyone else, pay taxes.
> which chinuche distribute unclearly where... And when they come to the example
> in the passport table or other similar institution then do not see that relation to themselves
> which their patients demand from them. This is when doctors can come in any such
> the institution and without nerves and kilometre lines will be able to do what they need, then and
> others can be treated normally. Unfortunately, this is not the case, the taxpayer
> pay like everyone else, and treat them for some reason as a servant. Go to Gastronomers
> prefer to go out on the street if you are completely impatient.
Who says that only doctors should do it? Or, in principle, I was struck there, so will I stumble too? I sincerely regret you. I do not treat doctors nervously, including at work, and I do not even create cavernous for officials. It’s a matter of personal qualities, nothing more. Excuses can be found for any low, and for lazy, too.
There is too much shit in the world to multiply it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100922
 24.07.2014
See also Russia 24. Show the militias.
Voice after picture: "Simple Donetsk guys defending their Orthodox land..."
And a man with a wild beard, almost black, squeezes in a tube.
“Well, if the journalists had a bigger nose like Buratino, he would have gone around the ground and kicked them in the ass.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100921
 24.07.2014
How is Carlson imaginary? Whom does Fregen see? And the thieves?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100920
 24.07.2014
xxx: I am an idiot
YYY: What happened this time?
Yesterday evening finally got hot water, I thought to go for a bath this morning. I slept t
xxx: transferred to the evening
xxx: came after work, by habit boiled a pot of water and finally bought...
YYY: XD

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100919
 24.07.2014
In the morning, she sat down again on a diet and ate fruit and went to the beach. It was 3 hours before arriving. I go on the shore without touching anyone. I am passing by a small child. And I notice that he holds an impressive flat camel in his hand and smells it with a branch of a fatty piece of wet sea sand. I caught myself in the thought that a good sandwich and a little saliva did not sink. I will never lose weight :'(

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №100918
 24.07.2014
Hm, you get old, it's when you look at a good young guy and you don't think about how to fuck him, but that the son is at least roughly the same.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №100917
 24.07.2014
I leave one tab in the browser with "Angry birds" so that my daughter (3 years) does not have to look for birds for a long time)
And then new wallpapers, scattered disks, likes to unfamiliar ladies and other charms...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100916
 24.07.2014
A: I have no hearing and, in my opinion, if I had 10 thousand. He would be more likely to become a champion of the world with a knife than a famous pianist.

B: It is difficult to become a famous pianist by playing a violin. Almost impossible.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №100915
 24.07.2014
Little looks at the cartoons, I hear a masterpiece dialogue from the edge of my ear:
What kind of vegetables did you paint?
I painted my dad in front of the TV.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100914
 24.07.2014
A small bathroom - how small can it be?
......
YYY: the pot
zzz: Pot with pen inside for studio apartments.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100913
 24.07.2014
<...>
“Well, if the journalists had a bigger nose like Buratino, he would have gone around the ground and kicked them in the ass.
====== is
Do not chase our bulldozer.
The nose grew up in the bourgeois Pinocchio.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №100912
 24.07.2014
We celebrated the birthday of the girls. Like champagne and dancing. She came as a decent, a mouse swung on the couch. At night I woke up naked in the outer darkness, I don't understand where I am and what I am, I only feel that it is very cold and the plates are covered to the ears, and the legs are shaking, and on the thumb a full feeling that the mark is tied. the fright along with repentance came instantly, when I came to myself I realized that I lay naked, but in my socks, and on the thumb a hole from which the thumb is shaking. Binded to the holidays

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100911
 24.07.2014
The late Boris Abramovich
He said, “The big business.
It requires great sacrifices, but
Idiots willing to die
For other business, always find
very difficult. for decision
The question comes
Engage the highest
of matter.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100910
 24.07.2014
Proof of authenticity on the photo:
I will give you a half-hour in photoshop and a newspaper, and I will fix the dashboard, and I will give you an airplane shot down over Donbass (well, it is longer). Hey all that.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100909
 24.07.2014
xxxxxx: Can I attend the repair of the server?
Arsenic: Hm In principle, it is possible, only unknown in time and it will be more expensive
ARGENT: And why then?

xxxxxx: Well, you can pull out a good detail from the computer and not replace it with something.
Archon : Oh! If you suddenly go for the operation, you will only do local anesthesia.
XXX Why?

Argont: So that the doctor under the noise did not pull something on the organs.

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