It is dangerous to drive without a belt - a penalty... with the headlights off is also dangerous - a penalty... children without a child's seat can not - a penalty... And the fact that the roads hole a meter per meter - it is normal, it does not affect the safety of traffic!! to

If a girl is "happy", then why mother it? And in general, if the husband is not of value and even not of forgetfulness, what prevents him from saying without any hassle "Do not curl more, please"?

And, you know, there is a joke about an old man and an old lady who lived together for a long time. The old lady, who very much loved the upper half of the bread, for her husband's care always gave him these "best" parts (although he did not ask), and she ate the lower. On the next anniversary, she thinks "No, no longer, I'm going to go off at least today" and took the upper one. The old man was delighted and grateful - he loved the bottom part of his life, but as a true gentleman, he did not object that his wife took the "best" from his point of view. Both of them were so careful, self-abandoned.

XHH: Another question. I accidentally propelled the proton to a super-light speed and it began to move in time in the opposite direction. How will it differ from other protons? What’s wrong with his weak interaction?

WOW: The proton had an imaginary mass/ ceased to exist. Along with the protons ceased to exist and the surrounding universe, because to boost the protons to the super-light speed you had to spend an infinite (all that was) energy, plus to overcome the light barrier you are a couple of yotawatt twisted by four parallel universes. Collectors have already heated the neutrinos and have gone after you.

And after all these problems (proton failed, the universe no longer exists, collectors on the threshold), disconnection with weak interaction, this is the least thing that should worry you in such a situation.

I can’t tolerate all kinds of world championships.
XHHH: Potting the menta at every step
xxxh: Today I’m going, I’m turning around the corner, and there’s mint. He pulled his belt, but he wasn’t. The universe, the panic!
The realization that I was on a trolleybus didn’t come right away.
In a year there will be a football championship, I’m going to go crazy.

Are they smoking tea? I tried it in the first class.
We smoked the falling leaves. The dwarfs were the strongest.
Are you able to distinguish the fortress? I have never moved beyond these two lengths. I’m not sure if it was a lengthy.
I was a gourmet. Then really beat the belt.

They borrowed. Until 1917, it was possible to buy a gun in a pet store to protect against dogs. And you, the ballooners, have not yet stumbled on the dogs that are fooled at your ballooners. While you scratch one in the mouth, the other bites you a pen at the elbow. Do you have no internet? The "Stand Dogs Bite" The people in the majority are not against the houses, but for the elimination of the adulterous herds. They advise here to look puzzled, so that a bunch of angry, running after a liquid dog, was frightened by the brutal appearance of a steep fighter with dogs. You don’t bite your relatives when they come back from school in the evening. Two years ago, two boys were bitten to death, this year a healthy man. And not just broken, but eaten, one head and a shoe remained. Defenders are fucking.

We have all the artists who paint this way because the rich only buy such paintings. One is drawing such spots, the other will depict some incomprehensible spots, the third will pour a liquid paint into the pelvis and get enough of it in the middle of the canvas, so that there will be some silly, meaningless spot. You look at that spot and you can’t understand anything – it’s just the ugliness of something! And the rich look and even praise. We, they say, do not need the picture to be understandable. We don’t want an artist to teach us anything. A rich man without an artist understands everything, and a poor man does not need to understand anything. He is a poor man, so that he can understand nothing and live in darkness.

"In the suburb of Moscow found a high-tech marijuana plantation"
How much?

Because what a woman wants, God sincerely wants.
Miha: I don’t know where you read it, because I’ve heard a different story about how God threw a man and a woman under his ass (thank you, by the way!) from heaven after she wanted something there.
Nata: The snake you, Miha... ruined such a romantic story!! to

Progress has been made, but no progress has been made.

I talk to a friend (yyy), a friend who works at one of the major universities of our city (millionaire) at the department of computer support of the educational process.
YYY: I bought my own watch, value it. sending pictures *
XXX is norm. And I have my own for now, if I take, then only a smartwatch.
A smartwatch? CHO for the company?
Review of Sony Smartwatch 3*
YYY: Do not fuck yourself! That progress has come.
XXX: He’s been here a long time ago.
yyy: Four-core processor ARM A7 with a frequency of 1.2 GHz. We have computers at work in many departments are not so powerful)
xxx: As your advertisement says, the leading Russian research institute...

I realized that summer is very cold and I am terribly cold at home.
I realized this especially when my husband decided to delight me with an interesting time. I took his most intimate with icy hands and I got out: “What a warm one!”

In youth, illness is like a lungsome sickness: read and forgot. By age, the wounds tend to turn into a collective academic edition, you will not throw it out and you will not forget it.

My wife is studying programming, and in the morning she says to me:
“I dreamed all night as if I was trying to write a code so that the child’t scream at night.
And how did it work?
No, he is screaming anyway.
Experienced programmers can do that :)

I forgot my phone at home. I feel naked and lonely.

Someone around started complaining about men, saying they can’t listen. My mother cried that her dad was forever stuck with her. The sister of the guy dropped because the phrase "it's not true, you've never told me that!" became his crown. We are not so. Here I tell my husband something in the evening of the type "and I today saw a man in a blue hat and thought that we should buy a boomerang and go to the planetarium ", and he and his series put on a pause, looks at me with interest, then still waiting ( suddenly I have not finished, just slowed down to rest). And then he says: Sorry, I started listening, repeat again, please!
At such a point you understand that you can do without a boomerang, and in general, rest on the road, I will go to make you butters.

I have a friend artist. I haven’t seen him for a long time, and since then he has had a lot of fun. He went to him, and he tries to call the customer, at whom the wall was painted. The man pays a lot, but he often doesn’t take the phone, he doesn’t call again, he tricks a lot wrong and his teeth talk.
Well, I look at him, as he whispers around the room with the phone and hears the clutches, decided to ask:
Do girls like your tattoos?
I like my big x girls. Hello to you, Ivanovich. Sorry, I am not you. Oh... I am very happy. Of course thanks. So you liked it...? of AAAA. Okay, well, until we meet...
I: Well what did he say?
He also has a big O.O.
I am M. And the roses?
He says, come, I’ll pay more than I agreed. He had never seen the wall.
Say, the size does not matter.

I cut off the carpet this morning. and all.

Ed Meder: Yarosh generally calls for declaring war on Russia. Tired of waiting for the bloody Empire to attack.
I think, how does he imagine it... Well, they declared war on Russia – and what?! to

Andrei Lazarchuk: And I gave up. All problems solved

The story of Sevka reminded us: when we came to the country, the neighbors lived on the site picked by them from somewhere from the washing of the cat Murzik. So this unnatural black-and-white miracle of very small sizes (in the eye - kg 6-7, and not thick, namely, a powerful cat) considered not only the neighboring area, but also our neighboring: he freely entered us (sometimes directly into the house, while allowing himself to chew) and chased the cats who entered there from our site (even tried to drive out our same red-and-white Persian named Bert!). Cats fights with his participation were held at us several times (usually he won). As a result, he damaged Bert's eyes and, apparently, feeling bad, we tried not to get into the eyes. Invisible and contagious.

[Dialogue about "Game of Thrones"]
X: Well, in general, you spoilered a lot of future viewing.
Y: We have several channels showing it differently. Switch - consistent spoilers: then Ned without a head, then Jamie - without a hand, then Theon - Khm, not lucky at all...