These two:
XX: By the way, about the fact that the Earth has a spherical shape. I don’t know why, but from early childhood I thought that the flat views of the earth were refuted by Columbus.

yyy: As a result of a world trip, the Earth could easily become a cylinder. and :)

I am afraid to upset you, but Columbus has never been around the world in his lifetime. Those are things, little ones.

I don’t like Anime.
W: It’s all because you didn’t watch Seilor Moon when you were a kid!
X: And you won’t argue...

Wife and daughter (5 years old):
- "Mash, we argue that this mayka is too cold"
- "I don't want to argue, the dispute will lead to the fact that I stand in the corner"

The new management of the "Post of Russia" intends to concentrate on providing financial services to the population. To do this, FGUP refuses plans to create a “post bank” together with investors, but plans to obtain a banking license independently.

Sberbank will soon have a twin competitor

xxx: In Zagsa should ask "if you agree to buy her rolls instead of a motorcycle for yourself", and not the different stuff they are asking now

I recently visited the Azz+market. Are there oil filters? The Zygulevs ended, the Vasovs remained. I asked to show you...))))

At work, you need to boil, not just be a cafeteria.

A short painting. I take the rubbish in the morning. Within the container, two bombs crawl, looking for bottles, cardboard and other useful things in their business. The passage to the container was closed. Through them, you do not want to throw a bag of garbage, so I draw their attention with a slight coughing. One of the bombers raises his head at me and says to the other, “Forget the supplier.” The mood has risen :)

Loans are like...being on the frost. First is warm.

A simple worker, in a brigade, what is called a kindergarten. We are afraid of bosses.
I became the boss, among the bosses of the kindergarten, we fear the leadership.
I went to the management - there is the same kindergarten, we are afraid of investors.
I moved to the regional department - again kindergarten, but here it is customary to be afraid of the ministry.
Now I see the usual kindergarten in the ministry :-(
I am afraid to resort to the extrapolation of work experience data to the level of our government, but it seems that there is also work organized at the level of kindergarten.
And this is probably the whole of Russia - a whole kindergarten :-(
Compatriots, let’s finally begin to work professionally.

and rhinestones:
Employee Tatiana Vagin (hit at a) decided to collect a collection of funny names. But it didn’t start with yourself, but with the cat of Vasilij))

C "Responses" on Mail.ru

The question (in itself, by the way, also nothing):
How much does fertilization cost in the sperm bank?
A expensive procedure? I am a student and I don’t have much money.

The best answer:
A bottle of vodka or two, depending on the
The appearance...

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And in general, sometimes it seems to me that you are one of those people who give dr to the legless and handless people hopping...

I’m talking to you, gentle people. "Where are they going?" Grandma carries large boards home. Come on, I will marry! This is preparing for a zombie apocalypse. Going to Zagor. This is in tanks. My dream!! to
Do you need a woman or a carrier? You can marry men right away. Either against same-sex marriages are outrageous, and you listen, so the best friend for you is the ideal wife.
Sorry to. by Zebalo. The men end up.

and gt;
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williamwolos: all, the fucking march went :( Per this is such a babby pickup... opened the hood, twisted in her hands with the key of the hook and ready, all the men of the area are yours. I barely got to meet :D
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I once poured oil, a car stopped nearby, and from there the guy asks:
Girl, what happened to you?
- oil, I say, the machine asks, and the bottle so playfully blows ;)
and he did O_o and left (((

I remember, on a pair of ethics (learning for a hotel manager) there was a creative task: "To come up with a hotel and its motto, so that there was the word morality and the slogan attracted potential guests".
The same group issued a phrase that I remember even two years later.
Free oral sex at the hotel "Moral".
So is.

During the “Liberation of Minsk” campaign, the parents of the 12-year-old Koli launched an extraordinary “Liberation from the computer” campaign for him.
From 6 July 10.00 (MSK) to 12 July 9.30 (MSK) Kolu expects:
3 times the number of books to read;
Increase of 30% in work;
Increased work at home by 60%.
And also an additional blow to the belt for receiving medals "Lentya" and "Asked for the computer".

I bought a whole pack of Nestle milk candy. Opened before sleeping. It is harmful to eat at night, but let, I think, we eat one, I will try. I roll out the fantasy, and there on the turn all sorts of scrolls are written, and the first thing that comes to the eye "Do not postpone for tomorrow, is that you can break today". Fuck, I did not stand. I had to follow the advice :)

Russian film director Nikita Mikhalkov opposed the legalization of same-sex marriages. According to the Russian newspaper, according to the director, homosexual relations have a bad effect on cinema.
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So let him stop his homosexual relationships, and there, you see, the cinema is better for him, right?

From the correspondence with the service:
Appeal: Problem with IE dependency
Solution: Established Chromium

by Zy. I am crying ?