This whispering no worse than the hoodie and whispering louder than the wolf, the roaring beast with huge nails really frightened me. The transformation was incredible. Her nails were healthy. By the way, when he thought to wrap his hands with a towel and take the pigeon away, the pussic drove from the second floor along with the prey. Hours after two, they found in the bushes, sliding out, calmed down, clearly full and satisfied.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
I lived in Siam for 13 years. The furliest creature that could be taken for the back legs and raised so that it hanged vertically down with the head, barely reaching the front to some support. And she hanged quietly, barely hearing a whisper. But if you start behind the ear - the dissatisfied whispering turned into a satisfied whispering. Anyone could do this with her.
So here. At the landscape, this murmuring dispersed all the dogs in the district, including the neighboring black terrier (the calf weighs under 70kg. There was a drone, after which I forgot how to jump a half-meter fence between our sections). Eat all that is alive, except the two-legged straight walkers.

In Daveca, a friend told a case in a large company where he works:

At the General Meeting, the Director (D) reports to the employee (C), who is the head of the department:

D – So, C, tell everyone at what time you came to work today?
C-D, you met me at the entrance and looked at the clock, what was the question?
D. I want everyone to hear it.
C - At 9-40 (working day with them from 8-30. the whole hall was swollen)
D – And despite this, you, Mr. C, are rushing down the hallway for coffee!
C - But after all, if the day does not start with coffee - you will not normal productivity!
A good coffee chef always stands on the table in the morning.
I’ve never seen anything on your coffee table. HDD

Applause in the hall, curtains.

Stisha when she was a kid (years 2,5-3) jumped on the bed. Naturally, everything covered laughed to the center. I absolutely calmly say to her: "Well, brush out of bed...." and suddenly the eyes of the goat became damp and she spoke to me: "I'm a goat, a goat, I can't, like a cat, speak a goat!"

Fuck, boy, tell me at least what the man did to your Sevka that the cat did him that way?
Heathers are already poisoned.

"Write us a standard model contract. This is in every legal framework".
This is roughly the same as "You need to make a standard website. The most ordinary. This is the Internet."
I hope I explained well :)

by Noskosrač
My, when I lived alone, was such a purple-accurate, the house always shone, everything was in its place - well, just a look. And what do you think, after less than a year of living together, I started throwing socks under the coffee table in the living room. Well, throwing and throwing, somehow I’m going to wash, and he was just at home, I say to him, “Bring your socks cemetery here,” so he immediately said, “Why a cemetery?” Why, why, so it looks like a brother’s grave under the table. The most important thing, without anger said and forgot. Only after that your shit came to know that he hasn’t done it since then, and it’s been six years. Thank you guys for the uplifting mood!

In reality, it is a little more difficult with verbal sting, but you can also learn to cope with it. I had lunch in the company of beautiful women. and listened.
And she. and he. Her ass is thick. The paper contains it. And he has angry eyes, like a drug addict, well, like a drug addict, a girl.
He listened again, he listened. When I was noticed and haunted on the topic of "and Yulia will not go to lunch with us anymore", polite coughed and:
“You know, when someone is chatting with me, I imagine he comes home to his forty cats, goes to bed, and they starve his face.

Then came silence.

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And we have a clue where to put the socks. The cat will find and move where it wants.

I called the child’s phone. I was crying. I asked how to be with a fucking mom who hates you. They said "Therpy. This is what your destiny means. It’s even worse"

Jožin z bažin:
To go or not to the Terminator? That is the question.

The Whc:
C a good tank, chill and control – why not?

From the City Administration Forum:
"Discussions on the work of road vehicles of the city of Smolensk".

The citizen:
I’ve seen a strange fist for a year.
Router drivers constantly close the front passenger door next to them, and only open if the network wants a girl and sometimes not always beautiful.
I understand that of course you will say: - Just want to meet a girl!!! to
But there is not always just dumb silence and do not talk to them, even get acquainted do not try.
What a quiet car ride.

Heroes of Fantasy:
Maybe they’re just ashamed :P

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Or maybe they are just fulfilling their secret dream. That the grandmother would sit and be silent and not need to talk to her.

Xxx is:
Masya, now explain to me: how did you, in 10 minutes, talking to me about what you don’t like about me, be able to cut off all the corners without offending me, and answering no one question?)
Yyy: We talked about what I don’t like?

The Aaftor:

and OK. Let’s say, the wife is delicate and non-obsessive, she doesn’t burden the “seeking” husband with her problems. She goes, makes a career, takes jobs and earns money on her own hotels.
She goes to a good resort alone, while her husband carves beds in the country. She buys a shirt in the snow queen while her husband is dressed as a bumerang. She buys good cosmetics for herself, until her husband even forgets what a shaving tool is. The result? He will look at her and be jealous/complex.
As a result, either she will change him, or she will leave him, because she is a successful woman and he is.
____________

I am embarrassed to ask, and these of you who live in parallel "husband" and "wife" are familiar with each other at all?

To all who organized quarrels about socks, home buildings and who earns more.
The rules of the game you choose yourself and should not change them at your discretion unilaterally.My wife knows that the home should be comfortable. He does everything to create comfort. I, in turn, do everything that my wife and daughter need. And when I come home, it doesn’t matter whether I throw my socks in the corner or in the basket. It is important for them that I am at home. And my daughter and I do my dishes, not by compulsion, but because it is an interesting game. And we prepare breakfast to Mom on the weekend, because we love her. Love each other, respect and appreciate each other. Then you will have love. All good and happy.

She goes to a good resort alone, while her husband carves beds in the country. She buys a shirt in the snow queen while her husband is dressed as a bumerang. She buys good cosmetics for herself, until her husband even forgets what a shaving tool is. The result? He will look at her and be jealous/complex.
As a result, either she will change him, or she will leave him, because she is a successful woman and he is.
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Stop for a moment. So if he earns money, they go to the resort together, and if she earns money, is she alone? It looks like a game in one gate. Where is the economic symmetry of society?

Here the guy complained that the bearded jokes are fasting.
Here is worse. Here are some funny anecdotes.)

And I was borrowed by your spiritual fellow men, who seem to be in a pity to spoil me all the festive mood. Please don’t give money, please don’t give money. I blame politeness and refuse to accept money. Scandals, but they seem to understand. It starts with your own "and what you can give". Give me anything. As a gift, well, you understand, a sign of attention and all that. Even a hammer, even a pot with a flower, even a chocolate, even a plush rabbit "dust collector";, even a cute shovel, bought in a tent "Print", which is on the way from the bus stop to my house, but a gift, not a catalog order. With the craftsman I will go shopping and for my money I will buy exactly the towel I want - myself - and get I want a gift.
Okay, I don’t want it anymore. You are lazy to think of what I might like at least a little...

What is so difficult just to say "Give a beautiful little thing to the soul, only so that it is not a pity to throw it out in a week?"
And you will have flowers, and rabbits-dust collectors, and even more original stuff, although budget.
People who ask such questions, as a rule, do not really understand how to rejoice in a gift, which in the farm will still not be useful, and the money is worth it. They think it’s a gift that’s worse than money.

What kind of shit? The phrase "women are more enduring than men". And if you specifically did not raise anything heavier than your own breasts - this is not the sexual difficulties of others. Both men and women.
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What to argue? Women and men have different functions and different physiological features.
A man is imprisoned in order to tear a mammoth in two halves with his naked hands, and then with these halves to strike the deadly two tigers who bit him from his back while he ripped the mammoth. After that, with a sense of duty to fall unconscious, from blood loss.
The woman must pick up fruits and berries onto the garner and take them to the cave, along with two half-bones of a mammoth, two unbroken tigers, her unconscious man, and a stone tail that swallowed one of the tigers at the very beginning. Prepare a decoction of herbs and mammoth bouillon and treat a man, not forgetting to revive him.

If you compress:
The man’s task is to die, but do everything.
The task of the woman is to do everything to not die.

sitting in the wreath.
Google "Dysplasia of hip joints" and go for treatment. You probably have this since childhood, since you consider this condition the norm.

After a successful cast in the DnD roll:
Have you killed three orcs with a butterfly?
They removed me from lunch.
They didn’t even touch you!
They ate my sandwich.