The capsule with a message to the descendants will be laid as the foundation of the Belarusian nuclear power plant on August 3

>knigalub: and in the message only two words: "Forgive us".

YYY: What is your new number?
yyy: 000-00-00
YYY: Only this simka will be taken from me soon.
XXX Why?
Yyy: I took her from her nephew, he demands to return his private life
yyy: think of personal life, I've gotten it up with her a long time ago, he only had two girls and called.
YYY: There will be no more

Nastya : and we with the nightshade or how)
Rodion : Yes
Nastya: how many places to sleep there?
Rodion: if all are very sober then places 8
If you are drunk, there are 30 places.

Yes is. The IQ is not measured by the number of universities.
Usually it correlates.

Sander: I thought that if I married you, we would live long and happy. They would die in one day. of hunger.

I have a closet right next to the window, so I always hold the curtains when I change clothes.
So, I go out of the shower this morning, I open the closet, I stand and think what to wear... At this time my cat runs out, starting from the very corridor, jumps into the middle of the curtain, and falls down with the carniss...
A man in front of the window ripped a cup of coffee out of surprise.
Of course, my immediate reaction was - to sit sharply and in a posture "on the corks" to slip out of the field of sight))))

"500 days of summer" We stayed in Peter for three days.

Brazilian judo player broke an Olympic medal in the shower.

Fuck, what did he do to her?

I watched the TV all day since morning.
What did you do all night?

Tired of computers.
Tired of the computer? Have you earned the third stage of plateau? I offer you a new genetically modified product "walk"! Walking is not boring, but a round ass!

Why do you want to sleep every night?

What heat does to the brain. I go to work and meet a guard on the way. He sits, sits and looks at the rule. It turns, takes the antenna, stretches with the words "Do you want ice cream?"
Even somewhat awful.

Hi my mother! Why are you not sleeping?
I was awakened...
Who dared to? O_O
The Mothers (
Kirill: “I’m out of the net”

XXX is
What was busy?
YYYY
The case
XXX is
Which
YYYY
Importantly
XXX is
under the name?
YYYY
I was fucking!

I work as a sales consultant, observed a good method of management of personnel.
Between the two employees conflict, one tells the other, the director approaches and asks what the problem is. In general, he described the situation more accurately.
Director: A. Tell N. that you won’t be like that anymore...
A: I will not be like that anymore.
Director: Here you see N. He won’t be like that anymore...

And again Monday...I think Monday is the most frequent day of the year! by MaxfTV

I: How did you spend the weekend?
It was boring, without jokes.
Have I slept on the internet?
He: Kakal and Eat...
He: rather the opposite.

I saw this situation in the court today:
Two little girls are fighting, and their mother is fighting them.
First girl: "I don’t want to tolerate this fool!!and "
Mom: "What kind of fool is she? I have glasses!"

Accounts in a supermarket in the village? What is the pattern break? Look who’s in the box, not the old lady from SOVPRADE. In our school, in the accounting office, a half-time grandmother-pensioner works. She has time to count everything faster than a young girl, on the contrary, to hit in 1C and get the result. Practice is great power.

I studied German at all.
How did you use it in life?
I can watch German porn without translation.