I talked to my Thai colleague while working at Phuket. She asks:

Do you like Thailand?

Yes of course!

There are such traffic jams! How can you like it?

Even in Russia there are traffic jams.

What are the obstacles in Russia? ! to It is so big for you!

The most trouble is when there is no money.

Once upon a time our dry cargo stood in one of the ports of the Baltics. The loading was already over when my fellow sailors who lived in this city came to visit the steam boat. First, we drank a little for a meeting in the captain’s salon, then went to dinner at a country restaurant – the former mansion of some Ostsee baron. In the menu were elaborate medieval dishes, cooked according to the recipes of the baron's chef, and the same elaborate snacks - this was already the recipe of the baron himself. Judging by the inscriptions, the German baron was a nature of fascinating, one can even say, passionate.
After dinner, our entire company went first to one bar, then to another, where “for a dear guest from Leningrad” local musicians performed some classical works from the repertoire of my compatriot and teaser – Sergey Vladimirovich Schnurov.
Someone joined us, someone left for physiological, so to speak, reasons. Finally, the cousin of the wife of one of my peers offered our company to go to work with him.
“We have a real Russian couple there!” He said, “It was built under Alexander the Third.”
Having decided that before I returned to the steam boat I needed to refresh myself, I strongly supported this idea. We were driving a long time. I remember some taxi, then a dark brick building, iron gates and a lot of bars instead of doors along the way as we walked from the car to the doors of the bathing complex. In addition to the Russian steam room, there were shower cabins, a large wooden barrel with ice water and a rest room. In the middle of this room stood a copper three-bowl samovar, in which floated several litre bottles of vodka and whisky. The owner welcomed everyone to drink while the room was warm.

I woke up in the morning. There were drunk bodies around me, which showed that no one had reached the couch yesterday. After taking a shower, I decided to get out of this "bath" faster, or you could already be late for the ship's departure. But I failed to get out. Literally behind the first turn of the corridor there was a grid door and a guard who waited behind it. And then I remembered with horror that our owner, this cousin of someone’s wife, yesterday in the bar was telling something funny about his work “in the zone.”
“Yes! So I’m in jail,” I realized, “I need to get out of here, and urgently!”
The attempt to wake up the cousin was unsuccessful. Even swinging it under a cold shower, it was possible to only a small, but rhythmic moisture on the motive of "Leningrad-SPb-point-ru". There was an intense desire to drown him in a barrel. and what? Shouldn’t someone who is already in prison be put in prison? Well, by the analogy, "to shoot twice the statute does not say." Then I decided that this logic would not work here and needed a different plan. For example: to take this body, I do not remember how it was called, that is, they call it, to drag to the barracks with the guard and try to explain that I am not escaping from the prison, and so, went to the bathroom to bathe: "Here is with this man, that is, the body. I have other bodies, if necessary.”
How will it look from the side?“I thought, ‘Some incomprehensible, squeezed and unbarred man with a senseless prison worker in his arms? An attempt to escape with the hostage? No, I will not pass. What is the name of the cousin’s wife? Is it Yarek, or Yatsek, or,, George Viktorovich at all?”
I had to shave myself in front of the mirror, fix my clothes and go to the barracks alone.
The young man! – I started my story – you see, I was invited to the bathroom with you yesterday. Your employee. He sleeps in the corner. Sorry, I do not remember his name. Don’t think I’m escaping from your prison. I need to go to the port urgently. There I am waiting for a ferry that is due to leave in the sea in two hours.
The guy looked at me silently.
“Damn,” I thought, “he was very young, apparently he went to school after the collapse of the Soviet Union. Maybe he doesn’t speak Russian anymore? And why did I tell him that I would leave this country in two hours?“!”
and Sir! – I started again, now in English – here there is a place to be a confusion...
“Yes, okay,” the security guard replied in good Russian, “you can’t explain, you don’t ‘escape from our prison’!”
Why are you so sure? I was surprised, even a little offended.
The prison is female.

“Tonight my husband called some Lucy in his dream.
Talk to him when he wakes up.
He will not wake up.

xxx: In the year so 2011, played in the KP in L2.

When I came there, in the KP I already played chirognom with Nick GYVIGINECOLOG.

I thought, “Well, Nick, he’s playing a schoolboy.

It turned out that under this nick played really Givi of the 50s and he was a gynecologist.



At the beginning of the prime time, he opened a bottle of cognac. Sometimes I didn’t wait until the end of the prym) just fell asleep on the key.



yyy: I remember somewhere at 03-05 played in la2, and the network was only local, respectively everyone knew each other, or at least lived nearby, I had DR and SHE, it was a bit convenient to farm, and how a guy who wanted to kick me off, from him fell then the only on the server of a bow like a grid, and in 40 minutes to my home he broke and demanded to give in good, and I was then 12 years old. Until the brother came and the nahui sent him, he broke up.



zzz: This is a real augmented reality, picked up in the game, picked up in real.

I went to the institute (with the aim of going to the evening after classes for training). I met a girl, we talked... she goes home from class, as if the conversation is glued up and you can leave the back for a subsequent meeting. (The event takes place on the day before the celebration.) I think, so, in the evening training - I can't miss (as the coach said: if a girl interferes with the sport - throw a girl), so, further... tomorrow is a pre-holiday day, in the evening they got to drink with friends, the girl is inappropriate to be drunk at once to call, to postpone the desired meeting for the afternoon unwillingness, and tomorrow in the afternoon I am close as you need to go off shoes to buy... I asked her to go with me to choose shoes ))) agreed... We live 21 years, married 19, 3 children...

We go to the electricity station. Sitting in front of a man. Dukan from him - the ogo-go: a mixture of garlic and "Belomora".

My dog is in full shower, driving with his nose, trying to realize - what a cloud of onyism is nearby.

The man looked at her and said:

“What? Do I smell like a dog?”



Damn, man, I’d rather have a dog smell :)

10-12 years ago it was necessary for a large foreign company to do a project in the marketing sphere. I was on the side of the service provider. A big boss from the customer wanted to get a refund from our office (surprisingly and unusual of course 😄). The owner of our company sent me to these informal negotiations. I said I’m going to be “from Fedor,” like a password. This was the first unofficial relationship. At the meeting, the employer’s director insisted on calling me Fedor. A couple of times I tried to correct that I was Vitaly of Fedor, but he persistently continued. Well...Hz, maybe the corrupt is encrypted, maybe he needs it. Then I conducted all the official affairs with that company for another couple of years precisely as Fedor. Everything was good for everyone. Then the contract was closed and there was no reason to communicate.



It’s been seven to eight years, I’m sitting at a meeting at another big company, we’ve been working for six months, we’re solving some difficult issue. Nothing goes well. Everyone is really tense, negotiations are entering an impasse. I decided to take a break and breathe out. And the customer side says that they will now attract a very large boss to the negotiations, because the contract needs to be revised, other departments involved, and for this, in order not to delay, it is better to immediately attract the boss and talk. It will be easier to think and decide. While they were waiting for the director and drinking coffee, I went to the relaxation room. After relaxing, washing and refreshed, I return to the negotiation. Their new boss is already in the situation. He begins to introduce me: Here is the project manager...

He looks away from the monitor and sees me and his face blows up in a smile (that’s the director from that old office): Oh, good morning, Fedor! Now I am sure that we will find a solution with such a professional.



Fuck, thank you, I didn’t get into the movie. The process of convincing him that I Vitaly took a while. All the participants in the process looked at us very closely. I was confused with someone in the team for years. And he still seems to think I’m some kind of a spy who changes passports and names for every project. I can’t believe he just stumbled.

Xxx: I remember, at 15-16 years, somehow in a hurry narval leaves from an apple tree, dried, then carefully cut small, twisted into a sliced paper from cookies type K Tea, a cotton filter sprinkled, sprinkled some dish with the inscription Cigar and hid somewhere in the basement. Three years later, and more, the basement was dismantled from the basement, and this absolutely unsuitable smoking cane (one and a half centimeters in diameter) fell from somewhere out of the mud. I said for some reason that it wasn’t me. And after a while I thought it was just an apple, you could just admit.)

Yyy: Here’s you... And then my dad sat down, pressed an apple leaf and thought he wasn’t crying.

Silence is easy to distinguish. They usually shrink with an echidic look.

Of greed and greed, or good returns.

Very long succeeded.



In addition to financial consulting and auditing, our small company carries out the affairs of other organizations and entrepreneurs. So one of them, a kind of, but in principle an adequate owner of "factories, factories, newspapers, steam ships", the accompanying direction of activity was the rental of premises, mainly in the center of our city. Barin himself (his calling between us) lives and has a business where he knows. He is in Moscow, then in Germany, then in Krasnodar... We have met him in the eyes twice, like peers, and despite the social gap between us, he always asks our director to resolve his affairs through me. Probably because, apart from the driver, I was the only man in the team. Let your lawyer come and decide that yes, he wrote a mandate on me, a stamp, well, and I am like a person who is unwilling, at the request of the director, I sometimes waver on his affairs.

So, because of this pandemic recently closed the branch of the bank, which for 10 years rented a room from the baron. The director somehow says, "Now Barin will call you back, decide his hoodies, then tell me what the gentlemen want." Barin elaborately explains the situation, said the branch is coming, all his needed to take out, you have to go to take the room, sign the act of reception-transmission, all the mess, which will suddenly remain in the room, throw out (organize), say I will then make a major repair, let nothing interfere.

I seemed to have gotten up, and even wanted to blast, but without transition, he appreciated my service and I was excited.

I come to place. In the almost empty room walks a beautiful manned lady, shows me that everything is cleaned, washed, but here is the bank-wrapped barrel left, which tomorrow morning the hired cargoers will come to load and take away. A baraklo is: A huge massive oval office table of three and a half meters, weighing probably half a tonne (it is old and heavy, for landfill), a huge split-system (mole broken, for landfill), iron shelves (they are old, in places dotted, also for landfill). Then he opens a small room and says, “This is a former server room. Our idols took everything they needed, there were some iron, wires, boxes, all the old and also everything to the garbage!" The lady extends to me a business card and money. This, he says, is the coordinates of the carriers and their payment for the export of the barrel, said Victor (it is Barin) said that you (it is me) will decide everything."

I am not in trouble, but I am not very removed from the ground. What would be the face not to lose such a type of carelessly asking: "And exactly everything on the trash, things are whole, and the server?" The lady looked at me from the top down (seems like an idiot) and said with a smile, "Take yourself if you need it all." I was covered up with flies, it was somehow uncomfortable, and it was uncomfortable to be in the status of a poor man in front of a woman (although a straw).

We signed the acceptance act and it was removed. Here I stand in the middle of the room and I understand that no matter how there is, the remaining "barrel" I do not need, but someone of my own will be useful, it is a pity for me to throw everything away.

I call my son (19 years old), he’s not a hacker, but he’s friends with someone there who understands the computer glands. He explained that there is a written server room that needs to be evaluated before the evening, and that he would like to take it for free until it was thrown out. Then I explained once again that the bank that comes together is a whole server “Yes, a server! How do I know what is there! Two glass cabinets, in them something like routers, boxes with holes, wires, hernia all kinds! All, I’m waiting!” 10 minutes later, 4 voltts were added to the server. They are standing, watching, silent, looking around. Then so cautiously, “What can you take?” and like hungry children look at me, with longing hope. Well, I almost burst from the importance and protective generosity that came upon me. I grew up 5 centimeters!

All of it!

All right, all right?! to

All of it! Just do not rush and be careful so that no one is running the current.

How my son looked at me. As in the second, after...

It should have been seen! It’s like twelve friends of Oushan live! As commanded by the FAS, smoothly, quickly, they resolve something, shout at each other, and like ants pull the hernia into the car.

The cabinet does not put them in the car. Daddy!! Can I take yours? It is no longer in our place!!! to

And again hungry eyes with hope, even prayer!

Please do not load my car!!! In the luggage compartment, if anything, you will take the roof on the roof of the house.

It’s like in a movie or cartoon about a cave with riches – you can see that they want to take everything and immediately, but nowhere, does not climb, bl... do not take everything! and must! I want to!

It was funny to watch their healthy greed, so sweaty, their eyes angry, or suddenly take away their toys! I humbly think, “Here are the fools! Naughty is all that!”

And to me, just gently on the soul, that the son has done a pleasant thing, maybe his authority a little raised, and maybe his authority in the eyes of friends too. Especially because I did not have to do anything specifically.

Everything was cleanly pulled out, in the car rumbled, approached, stood, mocked, said, well? Have we chased? Let’s go, I say. They shaken my hand, “Thank you! “Thank you very much!” the boy hugged.

How great it is to be generous! I was broken from feelings!

I remembered! And the table? And the split? The Stallions...

I call a class neighbor on the plot, he recently built a pavilion, a little less than a house. It looks like empty. I say, “There is a table, but it is huge and heavy. There are shelves, iron, office. If you have time to take out before the evening, take the tools and someone else, look for a car of the type Gazel cargo or larger and urgently at the address. I dropped the table picture.

After a second, he calls back and says, “Hold the table!!! Don’t call anyone anymore!! I am running!"We arrived in three with the test and Vitko, a useful alkas our local.

Pasha (the neighbor) saw the table, lay down on it with his hands spread out and whispered, "Oh, the crazy! Here you found your mother! The ONE! of mine!”

And again I stand, and indulgingly watch old men with glassy eyes from excitement, convulsively dismantle this monstrous capital, then the shelves. As if they were afraid, but no matter how they changed their mind, they did not take away.

And for me, just kindly on the soul, that the neighbor did a pleasant thing, maybe his authority raised a little. Especially because I did not have to do anything specifically.

They disassembled the table, loaded it, approached, shook my hand, “Thank you! “Thank you!” the neighbor hugged.

How great it is to be generous! I was broken from feelings! And I say so carelessly, “Pash, and you won’t take the split system? Looks unworkable, but you’ll see. Do you have a store with a warehouse on the outskirts?” and I point to Split. They were so excited with the test! “Thank you? “Take it off!” and they scattered the scatter.

It is funny to watch their healthy greed, as sweaty, angry eyes, or suddenly take away toys! I humbly think, “Here are the fools!”

In the morning, the carrier was not needed. Only a cleaner from his office brought for cleaning.

But! This is not the end of my story about healthy greed!

One day after three, the son approaches and says: "There Max's grandfather recently died, left them with their mom a house in the suburbs, which they want to sell later. There is something like a workshop there. So the grandfather, before leaving, asked the tool from the workshop not to sell or throw away, but to put it in "good skilled hands". Max said these glands are on the side, he doesn’t understand anything about them, and you’re like you’re mastering all the time, so you might see, you’ll take something, if you like it.”

I think, well, what can the old grandfather have valuable interesting? Yes, I also seemed to have everything in the set of tablespoons, but I went to see.

I go into an old but strong carpenter workshop and...

It is like in a cave sim-sim for the maniac of the carpenter-sleeper: ideally, by rank, as in the exhibition hangs on the walls hammer-mortar, pile-pile, pile-nappyles, tails-toporiki, knives-dolot-stameshki, keys by caliber, at the corners of the carpenters, encapsulations, presses, screws... In short, ALL-all that you can only want and come up with. I open the cabinets, and there are roadside, almost branded perforator, drill, screwdriver, disk saw, milling machine, rubber, love and again at the ranch of the drill, milling all kinds... I have a breath sperm, greed directly wrapped the mind, I understand that it is necessary to behave solidly and restrained, but I feel that I was confused.

All of it!

All right, all right?! to

I don’t need it, but you need it. Moreover, you all helped us with the components when you gave the server.

Now I felt all the feelings I laughed at when the obaltus and Pasha with the barrachlo test were taken out of the bank. I kept as hard as I could, but I was sure that from the outside I looked like a messy man who, with excited eyes, gathered wealth in the workshop and dragged it into the car like a ants. It is also good that Max and his son helped a little and went somewhere, or I was straight at them, somehow complexed. I collected tools and thought about myself: "Thank you grandfather, don't worry there, everything fell into reliable hands, everything will be useful in the business, I will be grateful to you for such a gift!"

I went to my grandfather's place three times, took out almost everything, and would have pulled everything out, but I have nowhere to go. Verstack, tiles, tables, cabinets have been taken away, he has his own workshop.

Now I liberated the wall and part of the garage, I hanged my grandfather’s wealth by his method, by the rank, by the order, as in the museum or at the exhibition. The tool and its own and gifted beautifully arranged. Soon I will call the neighbor Pasha with the test for a presentation, let the officers!

I wish everyone at least once in their lives to open their cave with the "wealths" that are valuable to you and collect them in full, until full satisfaction.

My mom told me to always pretend, because men try.

And my dad told me that you can’t try, women still pretend.

I had a classmate who didn’t like to read. Well, she read something, but rarely and reluctantly. School tasks on a liter also did through a pen-colloid, the set - the maximum read in a chrestomatia, compositions or written, or written on a scroll... But WIM read it entirely. I was suffering, thinking, but I read. The reason was that she wanted to know what Natasha and Lieutenant Rzhevsky actually had there. There are jokes, but I want to know where they came from. And here she read. And I realized that there was no lieutenant in the WIM. At the time, it was, in my opinion, the biggest break in her life :)

We go in with a colleague to the kitchen, warm up lunch, our accountant Ira sits at the table, she works, she knows how much, 7 years with us. I put on a cup of tea and I see that my friend is turning up his hands, feeling his face with horror. I ask – what are you doing? Does he say that my face is not shaken? No, I am saying. And then he points to Iru, and she carries some kind of caterpillar talking on the phone, not a word is understandable) A friend decided that he had a stroke. He did not understand a word from her speech) It turned out that Ira was a Moldovan, nobody knew this and her grandmother called and spoke to her in her native language)

She told tourists that in Cambodia, dollars are accepted everywhere. After a while, the bus driver called me because a scandal broke out in the souvenir store. The tourist rattles and throws on the sellers because they don’t want to take her money. She sees me and begins to cry that I have cheated on her. They are trying to pay for the euro.

I said they accept dollars, not euros.

But it is the same!

“Well, then I’m ready to exchange your euros for my dollars at one-to-one rates.

He refused and became even more angry.

The negative selection that lifts up the idiots, the shameless and the shameless is not a social lift, it is the only effective weapon of destruction of empires and kingdoms.

List of stories from yesterday and yesterday:
The story from the mouth of a familiar baking man, a very business man, who did nothing to make money, which he always managed.
He lived temporarily in the devastating 90s in Minsk and was engaged in business. There was a certain Syrian who was studying at a medical institute, who was wanted to be thrown out for money by bad people. This friend helped the Syrian to do this and returned all his money. We move to the present days, Germany, this baking man thanks to his Jewish wife lives in Germany and has his car house. He finds on the internet a suitable car 400 km from home, calls the owner and goes there with his son, for the race. Out of the traffic jams come only in the evening, and in the courtyard winter and cold. The car seller is waiting for them, the owner is definitely not a German, but a very solid doctor, as he said. They go into the garage to look at the car, here the owner looks very closely at the bacon, a few minutes in confusion and asks him about Minsk and the 90s. The Bakinets is the Syrian he helped then. In short, the doctor lowers the price of the car to dishonesty, covers the table at home and does not let guests go anywhere for the night.
Do good and it will return to you.

Without Putin, it would be worse.
We are getting worse and worse, worse and worse.
We have lived without Putin for a long time.

My husband is 15 years old, from school. There are no children, we live in the seventh, work is remote. Quarantine was not noticed almost, and so together 24 hours a day.

The toy that they were waiting for came out, played for 2 weeks without a break to work even) In the morning, the husband pushes in the side - get up, so that they won't kill themselves.

Everyone finds their half.



YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

I work in a bank with current loans.

Comes today a girl, on the question "what to help," answers that is waiting for her boyfriend, he asked her to go to the bank. Five minutes later, her boyfriend comes with flowers and tells her that on her birthday, he will close her loan. The amount was about 50,000 rubles. They sat down to me, wrote a statement, he paid the amount, and closed the loan.

There is no romance in our time.