You have a fucking shit at home.
xxxx is a bitch? Do you look at the muscle files with a notepad, mess? This is structured data!

I hate when grandmothers lie. Your nose will grow when you lie. Just like Pinocchio.
She: And your member would be reduced. You would think a hundred times before lying.

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We need to survive 2012
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What about the 2012 Olympics?
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Shit I didn’t think about it. May have predicted.
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European Championships at 12
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It was illogically invented.
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Do I remember that in 12 years will be Maya? and grandmother Vanga predicted what?
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In 2012, we played the final match against Italy. Penalty at the last minute. The score is 2:2. The whole of Europe is frozen. Run out, hit the ball there slowly flies into the gate........And here is the BACH! End of the world! And all of Russia in a single momentum "YobanyyYyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYand "

xxxxxxxxxxx:
You don’t understand how it hurts – when a desperate, frightened vacuum hits the skull box!!!!!!! to

<xxx> I learned a new solo on the guitar today, tapping, you are far from me, LOSHARA!
I will also play today, but not tapping, but petting, and not on a guitar, but on a girl.. and then she will play a couple of oral parties on a spirit instrument.. and then we will sing as the actors sing in German films, which you have up to 50Gb.. and you are shaking your tapping, your guitar and your hero.

Yesterday I sat in my ears at work, listen to music, read tours.
It is a degenerative hi-hi-chikanie caused by Monica.
Here comes the courier.
Approaching the Boss
I just take my ears off and tell the boss that the project is ready.
I hear the dialogue:
Courier – what’s there for a roaring goblin in your ears?
The boss slips under the table and gives out – it’s not a goblin, it’s our new video engineer.

Okay, then I had to get to the second comp, I push back with a chair on the rolls
To get to him.
My chair clings to the foot of the table and covers me on the floor.
by itself thunder, rust and my quiet from the floor: fucking
Here is the fucking)

I’m starting to worry about my reputation at work)))

Pure: I give the breed dog Labrador in vain, gave an announcement, call forever and ask all the nonsense, so still killed the question - he is the same as in the photo...? This is his photo!!! to
KorVin: rggg
Pure: No, shit, I forgot to clarify, in photoshop I had to remove the fifth leg and deer horns...

by Fuck! How can they not understand if Odmin or Hui does not do it all well!!!!!!!! to

Discussion of Thai Massagers
Volyum wrote (a):
So if I don’t like the massage or it seems too long, I just fuck them.

Trojan: Summer really comes when you start to enjoy washing with cold water.

Only hard physical labor can bring a programmer down to a human.

Dr_Mebius A few years ago my office was transformed into a polygon. On the wall at different heights were wrapped spikes, and on the floor were wrapped brushes. The task of the robot was: to independently measure the spikes, prepare a shield from the fender (to wrap the holes of the correct diameters), hang the shield on the spikes and wrap the gauges.

The program was delayed for a month. When it was handed over to the customer, he prepared a check at the field: one rod was screwed at the corner. When I noticed this, I trembled: What will happen? Is it possible to make a larger diameter of the hole? My programmer (I pray for him) just smiled. When the machine reached the curve of the barrel, she said: "Well, cyka...", she screwed the gauge on the barrel and straightened it with a hammer. The Japanese were faint. They said they didn’t ask for a car with “Russian intelligence.” Nevertheless, the work was accepted.

> And what is numerology then?
< study of magical properties of numbers and so on
> what other magic? O_O
7 is, for example, a lucky number.
> and why
< look at it here. A wise man said that three things are enough for a man to be happy. These are three bits: Every thing is or is not. When you have all three things, it is 111, or in the decimal system, 7 is considered a lucky number. and further. Everything is either there or not. This is 2 states. 2 (state) in degree 3 (things) gives 8, that is, the number of bits in a byte. This indicates the sacredness of the computer, the happiness of the person who sits behind it. So clearly?

I work as an Ayatollah. I go to my mom to work and wait for us to go home. Mom's business is what, she says to me - for now, sit with the computer... thought for half a minute... well, stay while you look in the window)))

Ministry of Defense:
The plan for the recruitment of recruits to the Russian Armed Forces this year has been completed prematurely. There was no rejection from those who wanted to go to serve, many had to refuse - there were no places.
Ministry of Defense:
And now we can refute the rumors of extending the service life to 2.8 years next year. =) is

Status of the girl:
Don’t fuck your brain! Fuck where you need to be :)

xxx: How to eliminate information about conviction... interfere with the acquaintance)))
He was involved in 209 (banditism), 162 (robbery), 222 (illegal weapons trafficking). He was subsequently found innocent))) and served a sentence in the special psychiatry. Currently - the director works at his company... a decent member of the society))), a businessman without firearms. How can I help him with this question?

YYY: Of course the articles are good...
He needs to be charged with terrorism.
You can say that he was hurt by the authorities.
for political activity.
And in ministers.

Application to HelpDesk:
The wireless connection cable does not work.

by LIZKO:
Making a Negro
by LIZKO:
She made herself a crown of paper and rubber.
by LIZKO:
I am the queen of the fax.
by LIZKO:
I decided that I was a princess, and the fax is the evil dragon that protects me.
by LIZKO:
here
by LIZKO:
I sit and wait for the prince.
by LIZKO:
As a fool
by LIZKO:
Now everyone is jealous of me.
by LIZKO:
They are not princesses.
by LIZKO:
Don’t you think I’ve gotten a bit smart with this work?
by Margo:
of Hayaa

wiza®d: but agree that the end of the world everyone perceives normally, and that one tomorrow he will throw off the puddle, but everyone will stay alive - somehow not in the subject. Yes to?
hmmmm, and directly oO