I think I have prostate cancer :(
YYY: What is it?
Well, I had a fever and lost appetite, and I decided to see what these symptoms were on the Internet. Everything goes together, I checked for a few more symptoms.
YYY: I don’t want to upset you.

xxx: Something I have some wrong reaction to peanut. I don’t want to fuck him, I want to fuck him.
Yeah, you don’t have it with a cut.

and Fellifein:
Mish and I once married my husband
Why did you buy me flowers?
I would have bought a servette :D
Funny when he looked at me.
I gave my flowers and my sausages in them.
My favorite was :D

You know, El Salvador Dali and Gala held a rabbit in the yard of their home in Port Liguria as a pet. When it was time to leave, Gala prepared him and they ate him so as not to break up with his favorite.
ant_anna: I read about the cruelty and heartlessness of those who read this. They just never held rabbits!! to

to this:

Anton: IT company, fucking...
Daniel: Oh, that is a good thing!
Anton: Someone turned on a Disney channel in the kitchen. half-office stuck in the kitchen, sitting looking at the black coat...
by Daniel: =)

This is something else, we have a sugar cotton machine in our office, and when we write: "Ice in the refrigerator" a crowd of programmers runs through the hallway.

I don’t understand why it has become fashionable among the ladies to post quotes and cry out to the world in every way that they have read “Fifty Shades of Grey.” This is porn. I don’t write to everyone: yesterday I watched “lesbian girlfriends or hot schoolgirls” 4 – Jessica, you conquered me!

xxx: presses the shutdown button, the computer asks: save the document? She says yes, the computer turns off while saving the document, after which Mom turns on the computer. The Profit!
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And you be a good son and try to teach your mom to graze the red cross in the upper right corner, the effect is the same, and you do not need to restart the computer. and :)

Yesterday on the beach an announcement in the roof from the rescue tower:
Man return to the swimming area, do not force the sniper to target :crazy:

One man crashed into the other car on his foot. Stories in Faces
I take the bag from the front and take the bag from the back. Then the car turned, he hit my foot and stopped.
“I look at all this and tell him, ‘Couldn’t you be so kind and carefully remove your car from my foot?’ It hurts a bit"

The second companion is right now. I ask, was it all so?
FIG is there! The most decent things that sounded in those 15 seconds were the words "you" and "my leg")

Recently, the Russian Post has increasingly reminded me of June’s watches from the "Children of Spies". The clock could do anything, but not show the time.

Forced treatment is subject to patients who cannot at the moment understand the meaning of what is happening, but are not incapable.
YYY: I don’t understand the meaning of the 30s as
Yyy: Where is my compulsory treatment???? to
Where is Morphine?

Eliminate illegal content on the Internet!
Restoring the pirate market!

Says this:
I listen to the weather forecast on the radio: the probability of rainfall is 67%. Go on, the dictator from the mahatma :-)

It is right:
The dictator makes the weather forecast.
A person operating with numbers not multiplied by 10 is a physics mathematician
The seller of the store is responsible for the unflavored sausage (incl. For your subjective taste.
- in the crowded public transportation, if necessary, only you go, the rest used to it from nothing to do
Buying a car for 2,000 U.S. dollars. And having killed it in 6 years of operation, you want to sell it for 1900, claiming that I bought it for 2. You won’t buy this car for 500.
You always have the "guilty bench", you are always a "chic fool". Turn your brain on, it’s time.

This is a story told by a familiar doctor.
Before our era. An old man is coming. A sabloned tiger. Adrenaline is increased. He is ready to act. To escape, give the tiger an oak on the head. During physical activity, the level of adrenaline decreases.
2 of our days. A man goes to the office. A sabloned boss jumped on him. Adrenaline is increased. And lower it at all. Or give the boss a moustache or go smoke.

Are you so afraid of piracy? I’m going to write music on the radio ?
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Have you listened to radio for a long time?

Qx87: How did you start working?
Dragonpetrovich: Oh fuck
Dragonpetrovich: I don’t even want to remember
dragonpetrovich: it was such an epic fuck
dragonpetrovich: more accurately
dragonpetrovich: epic is not true
Dragonpetrovich: It was a sad shit.
Drake: his first 2 "works"
dragonpetrovich: yes and the third too
dragonpetrovich: yes and the fourth
DragonPetrovich: Fucking
Dragonpetrovich: Okay you asked.

When she was a little girl, they bought her puzzles for her six-year-olds. She has three Seychelles, and she can handle them easily. The Profit. It’s time to buy the book, and the book is going to go back. :D

I watched the picture: winter, my neighbor comes out of the entrance with two heavy bags. It climbs, falls painfully, and moves down the slippery stairs halfway under the SUV, parked almost close to the entrance.
The heart-hearted old lady, who was nearby, helps the man to get out of underneath the car, at the same time deceiving the bastards who parked the car here.
The man looks very confused and is silent.
I know him, it’s his truck. This car park is always like that.

Well, then the hypocrites begin to understand the concepts, learn the criminal code and find out why.
Authorities must be respected.
>> none of the hoppers I have encountered knew exactly these same concepts, because they were stupid in life, and, of course, never sat, in the best of cases, there were "first wings" cutting under the mud. In short, copnics are boundless, and in no way do they live, but think they live. Therefore, if there is strength and health - beat first, if not - run, because it is hardly possible to agree without heavy losses for you.

to this:
Listed karaoke catalog, stumbled on the name of the group "Blue Guitars"...
And 40 years ago it sounded quite decent and even romantic...

And there is another wonderful cartoon "Blue Puppy"!
What a music, what a sound!! to
I just can’t understand – why suddenly the blue color became somehow ‘special’? Everything is in complexes, right? And the child from the maternity house now fell in a blue envelope to take? What a nonsense?

Enjoy life, use the entire colour palette!
All positive and good!