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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18241
 17.07.2009
We are strange people, Odin! I sit down at lunch at the buck and on the white shoulder with the wasabi screw I grasp!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18240
 17.07.2009
From the recipe:
The Ingredients:
of 270 gr. Negroes
5/16 cups of sugar
5 of 16? O_O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18239
 16.07.2009

I am still confused – is it in our time and at our age (we are all peers – 27-28 years old) that the priority is constant action, not stable relationships and family?
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It is black jealousy. Better take care of your husband so that he does not try to get rid of these fools. They take away other husbands because they think they will take care of them in the same way. Remember to! Family and love are games in which the cheaters never win. You will not get love! Love on one side (one side does everything and the other does nothing) is the shortest-lived feeling.
Bring to the top and to yourself.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18238
 16.07.2009
The Mom Forum

Zzz: How old to breastfeed a child? I have been feeding for three and a half years now.
...
ggg: to school
...
FFF: feed already to the army, and there his boss will feed :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №18237
 16.07.2009
XHH: On the telephone is included the channel “news”. I enter from the street and hear: the rest of the shopping points the government intends to give to the aliens... At this moment a small switched the channel...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18236
 16.07.2009
From the news:
Swiss company Barry Callebaut invented heat-resistant chocolate, which starts to melt only at a temperature of 55 degrees Celsius.As noted by the German newspaper Spiegel, Barry Callebaut is one of the world’s leaders in the production of chocolate.

The comments:
Body temperature is also a thermal effect. Now you can pump out exactly the same pieces that were swallowed.

Advertisers write the slogan "Chocolate Vulcano melts in *jo-e*, not in the hands".

And in the stomach it is digested in just 72 hours. Eat and order! ?

In 72 hours, he will have time to go through several cycles of eating, allowing him to enjoy one chocolate plate over and over again!


[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18235
 16.07.2009
xxx: How the universe went (I will count and create my own, with blackjack and prostitutes!
YYY: Is Moscow smashed another MGIMO? 0 - O

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18234
 16.07.2009
XXX is PRIFET! As for Delphi?
Go to Python...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18233
 16.07.2009
The parents argue:
I came home from work and didn’t even sit there.
I have never sat there either.
Oh yeah well!! to
As I lay, so I lie.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18232
 16.07.2009
Once long ago he flew to Novokuznetsk, the airport did not accept due to fog, settled in Kemerovo. Passengers are told, say, you can sit in the airport station, if you want, only take things with you, and then there are technicians and so on. Immediately started from all sides, and maybe I leave the bag here, and the hat, and this package? The stewardesses answer everything, we do not answer anything, here the technicians go. Everyone has already had the impression that once everyone leaves the plane, it will be attacked by technicians who will crush, break and eat everything that will be left. Here one Georgian so colorful with an accent says, and I will leave the memes, let the technicians eat. The mood of everyone improved.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18231
 16.07.2009
I am in line for a magazine in the kiosk. The first in the line was the old man and addresses the seller of the kiosk:
C: - Please give the newspaper "My Health" - new number!
Q: Take it here! The seller is polite.
The old woman goes away.In the turn there was a young, attractive girl.
D: Hi to you! Give the May issue of the magazine "Happy Mom".
P (rightly already joyful and harmonious) Here take the journal. Your child is lucky to have such a mother!
Then in the line stood a man.Something closely he looked at this harmony and turned to the seller:
You have a May issue of the newspaper "Life Without Meaning and Future" or "My Father is an Alcoholic"?
P.S. Until the newspapers arrived...
M is fucking. Then give a journal "PC games".

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №18230
 16.07.2009
About a year ago, in July, there was horse heat! The case is closer to the evening. My husband and I take a beer and go home. I say, let’s share that thread, and he only has one disc "all parts of Harry Potter"! It is hot, we are naturally separated. And imagine the picture, his wife comes to him, and there are two men in one shirt lying next to the couch, drinking beer and watching Harry Potter.)))

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №18229
 16.07.2009
I am a girl....learn to drive a machine....and when I press the brake I forget to press the grip.....so in order for the instructor not to be angry when you need to stop just remove my foot from the gas....and here I read some road I am running, I see that I will drive on it and instead of the brake I scream: run guy, run faster.....the instructor and laughed and cried....although he was still crying..

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №18228
 16.07.2009
I will be pleased to meet a smart, good and beautiful girl from 21 years old, in ls.
<[EN]Warhunter> go out crazy
<[EN]Warhunter> has taken over.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №18227
 16.07.2009
Hello, how are you after the weekend?
Better not ask...
What are your plans for the evening?
Give up drinking...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18226
 16.07.2009
Yesterday at the playground, a young mother told me (a first-person story): I was working in a household appliance store. One day in December, on New Year’s Eve, a decently dressed woman came to us and said, “You don’t have an unnecessary box under the TV with a diagonal of 29?” I ran to the warehouse, I returned and answered: with 29 no, there is with 21 (I think, maybe people need to pack things). And the lady says, no, we need exactly 29, because our 6-month-old baby is no longer fit in the box from under 21! It turns out, they harden and sleep on the balcony. Her husband, for example, sleeps in a box from under the refrigerator.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №18225
 16.07.2009
I saw in the courtyard:
The kids were playing chases. Well, a little boy runs up to the entrance door, jumps under the carniss and says: “I’m in the house!”", then the second flies to him, punches out the first one under the carniss with a scream: “I’m a mortgage!”";.

O_O

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18224
 16.07.2009
Growing up is that, growing up is that.

Growing up is when you earn your own living, not hanging on the neck of your parents; you can make decisions on your own, etc. And not beer with an eye to open, from the movies to grab or remember all kinds of figs 5-10 years ago.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18223
 16.07.2009
The Bicycle Forum:
A: Do you drive like a mangal?

B: In the form of money. No more compact


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18222
 16.07.2009
You are alchemy...
YYY: I am not drinking. I have allergies.
XXX: How is it expressed?
I am drunk.

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