The video is called "How to remove a cat from smoking". They show how the cat is unsuccessfully trying to pick up a cigarette.
The stones:
How to teach a cat to smoke?
Do you need it?
Not everyone has a cat to go out and smoke on the balcony.

In one company, the manager worked a girl with a simple Russian name Hell. And one of the clients of the firm was a night club with the sound name "Armageddon". And here one day the director of this club for some of his affairs called the firm, where the girl of Hell worked, and there was between them about this dialogue:
This is the director of Armageddon.
This is the manager of hell.

From one forum:

"The Message of Warnaulbarabin »
The author of the post offered paid porn. Paid porn is not welcome. and (- :
The author is punished with a ban for not taking care of his neighbors.
The Moderator"

Maroz: If a girl can’t cut the bread with her vagina, then she’s a dumb shit.
Qwe: and if a girl can cut bread with her vagina, it is better to stay away from her.

In our landmark museum, someone laid the letter "A" on the landmark.

A loved one (2 meters tall) came out of the shower, immediately ringing at the door. Going to her. I am :
Hats for day!
What else!
Behind the door a combo (1,55 m). Without paying any attention, he begins a familiar song:
Hi, I wanted to offer you...
He knows what is ahead of him. does not have. is escaping. My favourite (of course)
You should have said "Go here, sweet..."

Q: Did you hear screams from behind the walls, did you fight a lot?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I quickly reassured her.
I hugged, kissed and said I love you.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY This is called chlorine.

Rukov: In the past, in order to shine with a smart phrase, it was necessary to read books, at least listen to the song of the soul (we are silent about the "self to come up with"), and now you can go into the group of a-la "oh*en phrases for a dumb p*zda for every day", whisper "oy, straight as I think, straight about the past!!", hit the hearts and fuck the whole tape of news on the social network

A big bug flew into the room and fell somewhere near my bed. I will sleep on a chair.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I would leave my house, I hate insects. I fear them myself.
I don’t want to get married! – Sleeping on a chair.
YYY: If I were your husband, we would have two chairs B-)
YYY :D

I dreamed yesterday that you were a subway car. You tried to collide with another wagon, I tried to stop you, but you still collided with it, and you gave me to the police.
XXX: Don’t do that anymore

We go with a girl on the street, in Peter, we go through a bunch of Afro-Americans who distribute pizza delivery flyers and some advertising. The girl looks at them and comments to me: - Black Pier..

Stanislev: She is a very appetizing girl. The figure is slim, the chest is rough, the fuck is funny. By the way, here is the photo *sending the Sveta.png file*
This is what I understand in the summary!! We take!
Stanislev: I haven’t told you yet who she wants to be with us.
We take it, we take it!

Wife Kilt gave, decided to ride in it on the motto. Travelling through the gaiters stood up, illuminating all the interesting places. The commentary of a friend who watched this picture: Yapt, 35 years old, no brains, no cowards.

DarknessLORD11: Bleat, and you still ask "why Oksana fucking"?! Yes, she shouted during our first sex during the very culmination "Sasha, you are a jewel!" >< I didn’t know how to react at all... I don’t fuck with the Sissamins anymore =\

Kipin
One thing is to fuck a girl and another thing is to fuck a girl.

Comments Off on Kenoko
I watched three times. It was Boho.
I tried to fly and fell out of the window.
The movie is fucking!

After reading the story about night lights (which are not seen by them) I remembered, heard somewhere, the story.
Taras Bulba's production is ongoing, and the day before there was some celebration and the staff of the scene, gently speaking, were in a terrible unsuitable condition. But everything went as if it were on the oil until it reached the central stage where Taras kills his son. He pronounces all-known words "I gave you birth, I will kill you," he lifts a gun, shoots, and the work scene did nothing, that is, the sound of the shot did not occur. The actor again pronounces: “I gave you birth, I will kill you!”", but again there is no shot. Then, he pronounces, “I have a shark!”", catches out this same shark and there is a shot. The actor was not confused and spoke immortal words: "In the traitor of the homeland even a shark shoots!"

prince

News on Rambler:
"In the Dushanbe Zoo settled a vulnerable begemot".
Nothing, soon the Depressive Horecs will come with the company and release the Behemot!

With the current influx of "vanilla" even somehow embarrassed to admit that you love her taste in baking...

From the tape:
"Rosavtodor called the volumes of theft during the construction of roads "medium-Russian"
Thank God, I was worried, everything is fine.