My friend calls today:
I have a spy phone!
What are you hopping?

She really wept out of laughter. A joyful man. I remembered her socket and stuck too. I will explain. Well, just about 40. Just as we fall into a rebellious rejection of the values imposed on us by adults as a teenager, Walia has been experiencing an equally rebellious midlife crisis in recent years. Would you hear with what pleasure this once fashionable FIFA sends in the ass of all these professionals pumping our brains on the order of manufacturers. All this horde of marketers, advertisers, advertisers, psychologists, inventors of mythical discounts of 70% and prices of the type of 19989 rubles, so that at least eight would draw attention to this travelled trick. The authors of courses on overcoming the resistance of buyers and other NLPidaraz, virtuously rubbing us their values. If you give her a broadcast, the next day all this humpiness will be fired for complete unfitness.

Instead of things fashionable and pathosny she now wears comfortable, beautiful and durable. This also applies to girls. Her last iPhone of the last model for crazy grandmothers she bought six years ago. Before the rebellion. Now it is uncomfortable to take it out, shameful one. Dust in the table box for a long time. Overall, I was disappointed that I didn’t buy the next season.

Like Professor Preobražensky, who believed that you should sleep in the bedroom and operate in the operating room, Valya believes that the video should be watched on the big screen of the home comp, the audio should be listened to on a good audio system, the photo should be taken with a cool camera, and the phone should be called.

She uses a tiny silver socket with a sliding cap, similar to a powder. I pressed 1 – call my husband, 2 – my mother, and so on. Without blinking on endless icons and options for exactly the same purpose.

It was given to her at the beginning of the zero. It is an indestructible artifact of youth. Slightly scattered, of course, and generally looks like Duncan McLaud in the world of socks. But Wally is in rebellion. Why throw away an old favorite thing if it works?

Here is the story itself. Valya rides in a crowded subway car and notices that a Gypsy woman is rubbing nearby. Without exotic costumes, dressed imperceptibly, but the brightly expressed rose of the saucer could not hide. So I was a little worried.

Valya, for instance, checked the bag when the crowd began to come out and the space around it was free. But along with the crowd came a Gypsies. Look at Val - everything in the bag is in place, and the phone is missing! There are hundreds of contacts. I looked back in despair.

And here with the crowd of entering passengers enters this most Roma woman. Indignantly, Valyn throws a socket into her bag, shouting “found it!” He quickly flew back. A good man...

Under Comrade Stalin, the Moscow leadership, proposing to spend 6 lars on the lighting of trees, the next 15 years would be engaged exclusively in forestry.

I don’t understand... Is there a aunt who wants to be a queen with a man, having a child? Flag in hand.
Is there an alpha who dreams of an impeccable slave? Great and good luck.
Why is this upsetting you? These are not your pictures, so you don’t have to deal with them.
People are not worse than other people’s conversations. They become worse eaten by their fears of not liking others. Even those that are not very.

The first stone to the news "The naked former Irkutsk judge was caught in the car with a teenager"?
XXX is correct.
XXX The Judge!

Listen, unlike a woman, a normal man understands that beating and inflicting bodily injury is an article and therefore does not allow it in any state. If you have other acquaintances, well, you chose them yourself.
Enough is enough. You like the guy - well, give him, and there it will work out. Stop shaking over your whisper, as if this is a treasure out of the earth.

Now, man, turn the situation around. You are a botanist with poor physical performance, and you are beaten by a cliny girl, which is the embodiment of Brianna Tart. This is how her roof collapsed. Well, how, will you act according to the same scheme proposed by you "you like it - fuck, and there how will it go"? In addition to the fact that it causes a reaction in you up to a vomiting reflex?

You like the guy - well, give him, and there it will work out. Stop shaking over your whisper, as if this is a treasure out of the earth.

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If you like a gay, give it to him too. Do not shake your ass like a treasure.

In short, don’t be foolish.

Having sex with someone you don’t want is extremely harmful to psychological health, self-esteem, and so on. What a woman, what a man. If you personally have the indifference of a sexual partner, then it is better to go to the doctor than to agitate others.

Lestat: When will you come to change my windscreen?
Lestat: I’ll even let you touch my maternity pay.
Lestat: And I will give pictures of naked video cards.

A guard comes to us. On the questionnaire question: your duties at the previous job - written:
Control of entry, exit, import, export, import, export through the CPP.

Usually the problem of friends just is that the girls just directly and precisely say that they do not want (in the event that the friends ask, and not silence the partisans in the eternal hope that she will guess herself, take on the pencil and take it to the stake herself). He tells them, but they do not hear. The boy's ears are blurred on the topic of "rejection - this is such coquetry, be more persistent", "that the women themselves don't know what they want, don't pay attention to what she says there."
Remember the classic. Chatzky (the smartest character in his story, by the way) SEE ALL the story is trying to get rid of him, avoided, he clearly sees (and himself notes) signs of Sophia's indifference to the secretary - and, nevertheless, in the end inspired hysteria on the topic of his very hope engaged "and "pride rvet" relationships that only in his fantasies and existed.

XXX: Freud’s clause was straight.
xxx: the passion of the nominee arises (Jubileum we celebrate), so congratulate:
"Dear my ebullier..." I have not agreed any further - they were rotting so that the walls were shattering :D

I don’t understand why you’re cheating all the time. I have no patterns in my body.

Neural connections, neuronal connections.

Burila » And remember in "The meeting place can not be changed" Mueller leaves the office of Stirlic, and he is such - "Mueller, and I will ask you to stay"!!! to

16 And he answered him, “I do not take the salary. I am offended by the power.

It is distinguished by a slightly more expensive cabin furniture, which allows it to be used for representative purposes, and a higher level of multimedia equipment.

who, you know, once your submissive servant worked in catering for all kinds of political vip. Observations of several years have shown an interesting feature: the special scale and wisdom of transportation, as well as techniques, their design and cost, all these gold bulbs in champagne, etc. are always in the hands of delegations of the poorest African (cliché) and Asian (new) countries.
The poorer the companions of the house, the more demonstrative the chic of the administration will be displayed.
These are paparazzi.

- Shirt, dear, we have the electricity off. Go see what’s in the shield.
What does my husband do to me?
Who insured my life?

Grandma, will you give me a discount?
I better do! Let me give you normal!

and
P.S. Stop the shit now. It humiliates you yourself.
Men, similarly watering the former, she is a fool, and so on. You picked it, did you choose it?
and
O. Grigoryev

I do not take my wife,
I will never abandon her.
She became bad with me.
I took it good.

A woman should be taught the fact that if she does not appreciate and respect her husband, her husband's patience may end. And here, again, it is worth understanding that patience is often you start to experience before the birth.

I can’t understand one thing, guys. Why are you getting married at all? Well, a woman understands: if you want children, you need someone to feed you when the allowance ends, from 1.5 to 3 years of childhood. You don’t want the kids, what you talk about from all the bells. Marriage is a test of patience for you. Why?!! to

Honestly speaking to you is someone who wants a family and is willing to do a lot for it. But any normal man wants to raise his children, not the ones you walk on the blades.

Are you looking for a family in general, how close are you to the grandmothers? You want to grow "your unregulated" - look for unchildren. True, after 30 the number of free and childless peers is decreasing, and you are talking about them "fi, non-liquid, old virgin". Go up to 20 years old. They don’t want you either? Don’t give up on the 35-40-year-old "papies"? "Fi, mercantile, they just need money (and I don’t have money)"? be calm. Either you will raise someone else’s child with your peer (and, if you show yourself a good husband, you will also be born your own), or you will not raise anyone. This is the arrangement. While you can expect miracles, they say, sometimes they happen.

Today the seller in the store on the question about the availability of cigarettes cried out "Cigarettes do not sell, the school is nearby. Alcohol, and cigarettes cannot" of Russia.

Great comment, will be remembered forever: "Write correctly, MUDAK".